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Well this is embarrassing... Darren, The Episode Management Intern, seems to have forgotten to post the most important episode in ITMT history... Episode 300! 🥳🍻✨🎊 Russ and Jared have a firm "no apologies" policy, so instead of apologizing they want you to know that Darren has been formally banished to the ITMT Character VOID, from whence none have returned. And you should try to enjoy the epi...

299 let's gooooo! Russ and Jared are rising up to bring you the scene-by-scene breakdown of 300: Rise of an Empire (2014), starring Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson, Callan Mulvey, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro, Jack O'Connell, Andrew Tiernan, and Igal Naor. This CGI slow-mo fest waits for no one, enjoy it and stay tuned for part 2 (and episode 300!) on Thursday!

This! Is! A podcast!!! Russ and Jared are firing up a very special movie to usher in their 300th episode! The guys are talking about 300: Rise of an Empire (2014), starring Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson, Callan Mulvey, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro, Jack O'Connell, Andrew Tiernan, and Igal Naor. Did you ever wonder what happened before, during, and after 300, but to dif...

We've got a 415-3 in progress! Despite Russ and Jared's best efforts to tone down their rhetoric, they're getting a little too fired up about 211 (2018), starring Nicolas Cage, his son, Weston Cage, Dwayne Cameron, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Cory Hardrict, Ori Pfeffer, and Alexandra Dinu. Stay tuned next week for an all new Trailer Trash and kicking off the countdown to 300 episodes!

What's better than a heist movie? You tell us, we're not your supervisor! Russ and Jared are breaking down 211 (2018), starring Nicolas Cage, his son, Weston Cage, Dwayne Cameron, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Cory Hardrict, Ori Pfeffer, and Alexandra Dinu. There's a lot of setup in the first half of this movie and the guys are having a field day! Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday when thing...

Everybody's favorite best-friend-of-the-pod, Nic Cage, is back with a vengeance! The guys are breaking down the trailer for his recent flop, 211 (2018), starring the aforementioned Nicolas Cage, his son, Weston Cage, Dwayne Cameron, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Cory Hardrict, Ori Pfeffer, and Alexandra Dinu. You won't want to miss this Trailer Trash! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-sc...

What's not to love about a part 2 full of laughs and random torture facts that are also somewhat love-themed? What a bizarre sentence. Anyway, here's the finale of Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!

Why love once when you can love, actually? Wait, wrong episode. The guys are loving again (there we go) with Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Love love love love love! Russ and Jared can't get enough of the stuff! That's why they're heading back to the land of rom coms to bring you Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas (for two minutes). Is this movie going to be exactly like P.S. I Love You? Probably! But you'll have to tune in...

The zomboys are back, baby! Russ and Jared are careening through part 2 now that the movie has ditched horror in favor of pure comedy. The guys are finishing up Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, and Shari Watson. Half of this episode is going to be the one random smart zombie cr...

Grrraaahhh... Braaaains! This week, Russ and Jared are feasting on Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, and Shari Watson. Groooan... So much gnarly guts and mindless mayhem. The guys gnash their teeth over plot holes, eat up the terrible acting, and chew on bone-headed dialogue. Gr...

If you've been craving a classic ITMT double colon title (it's been a few weeks), you're in luck! Russ and Jared are getting back to the gore with this cursed George Romero remake, Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, Shari Watson, and a bunch more people you've never heard of. Tun...

We last left Russ and Jared discussing the walk-and-talk in the rain with our hero and the lady from The Facts of Life and things were getting serious. The guys are wrapping up A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for random violin facts and lots of laughs! And stay tuned for a new movie breakdown...

What's a nice person like you doing with a podcast like this? Listening to Russ and Jared break down terrible movies every week, no doubt! The guys are playing not-so-nice with A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and more! And stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday.

Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer and right at home in romantic comedy territory! The guys are talking about A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for a sexy good time (you'll see), and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next week!

When we left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the "laundry list" of tools that our hero needs in order to do surgery on John (drill). Time for the guys to conclude Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Tune in for plenty more torture facts, some behind-the-scenes info, and stay tuned next...

Open up the Book of Saw and it turns out there's a lot of subpar stories to share. Russ and Jared are diving headfirst into a pit of needles with this listener request for Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. The guys are ranking traps, sharing torture fun facts, and a lot more. Stay tuned f...

Never say we've never done anything for you, our beloved listeners! Russ and Jared are back this week with a VERY SPECIAL FAN REQUEST! Big shout out to Ciara for making us do Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Are the boys going to be a couple unlucky citizens? Or is this going to be the g...

Part 2 plus part 2 equals 4. Divide by 2 again to get to 2 happy podcasters! Russ and Jared aren't happy about the movie really, but rather the joy of talking about what enemy-of-the-pod, Zack Snyder, should have done differently. The guys are wrapping up Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony Hopkins, St...

Come for the wildly long and unclearly punctuated titles, stay for the buddy banter you can't just find on any other dozens of podcasts! Russ and Jared are rebelling against logic and watching the sequel to one of their most-hated movies from last year. It's time for Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony...

Dark days indeed! Russ and Jared are revisiting one of their favorite franchises... Star Wars! Just kidding, it's the Star Wars ripoff universe of Rebel Moon as they dive into the sequel, Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, Elise Duffy, and Alfonso Herrera. Stay tuned for the full,...

Russ and Jared are on fire! Not baking in the Texas sun fortunately, but on fire with the jokes. If you like to be entertained, this part 2 is for you. The guys are making a deal with the devil to finish Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to find out how it ends and for even more Texas facts!

Do you like "unthinkable" deals with the devil? Or like medium unthinkable? Actually pretty thinkable if you think about it... Regardless of what you think you're thinking about in terms of unthinkableness (unthinkablosity?), Russ and Jared are here to do your thinking for you and give you plenty of random Texas facts while they do it! The guys are getting bit by Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carme...

What's that sound? Must be the pile of babies nearby playing with rattles... Or... It's a snake! Russ and Jared are slithering through the trailer for Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to finally understand Jared's alleged face blindness and more! And stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene b...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our heroes getting kicked out of the resort in Mexico and being banished to the scary hotel. The guys are wrapping up Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay tuned for an all-new movie with Trailer Trash next week!