It‘s This Meets That

RAWRRRR! Is that a dinosaur, or Jeff Goldblum? *cue adorable Old El Paso little girl* "¿Por qué no los dos?" Russ and Jared are back to finish Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Tune in for more dinosaur facts and the epic conclusion to this much-maligned sequel franchise!

Russ and Jared are going paleo! Not that kind of paleo though, they love legumes and refined sugar almost as much as they love dinosaurs. That's right, the guys are kicking off the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of Jurassic World: Dominion, starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!

Like life, ITMT will find a way (to be disappointed in the latest schlock from the Jurassic Park franchise)! That's right Russ and Jared are kicking off a new Trailer Trash for Jurassic World: Dominion (2022), starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Isabella Sermon, and BD Wong. Listen to the guys wax poetic about their love of dinosaurs, chat...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were watching the Volkswagen commercial that someone decided to call Point Break (2015), starring Luke Bracey, friend-of-the-pod Édgar Ramírez, Teresa Palmer, Matias Varela, Ray Winstone, Clemens Schick, Tobias Santelmann, and Delroy Lindo. Picking things back up in Paris with Johnny Utah Brigham, tune in to find out if the guys reach their breaking point tal...

Russ and Jared are skydiving without parachutes into Point Break (2015), starring Luke Bracey, friend-of-the-pod Édgar Ramírez, Teresa Palmer, Matias Varela, Ray Winstone, Clemens Schick, Tobias Santelmann, and Delroy Lindo. Don't miss this nostalgia-filled episode with the guys' most EXTREME Hollywood Pitches yet and more Fast Facts than you can shake a surfboard at. Stay tuned for the EPIC concl...

No rules! No limits! At least that's how Russ and Jared approach the extreme sport known as casual podcasting. That's right, the guys are getting EXTREME and trashing the trailer for this awful remake. Tune in for the hype (and inevitable disappointment) for Point Break (2015), starring Luke Bracey, friend-of-the-pod Édgar Ramírez, Teresa Palmer, Matias Varela, Ray Winstone, Clemens Schick, Tobias...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the "best birthday ever" scene and the ridiculousness of this plane hijacking scene. You got it! They're finishing The Man from Toronto (2022), starring Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Pierson Fode, Jasmine Mathews, Ellen Barkin, and Lela Loren. Will L'Ambassadeur be as good as the boys expect? Will Russ pronounce Cuoco correctly? Wi...

Russ and Jared are back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Man from Toronto (2022), starring Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Pierson Fode, Jasmine Mathews, Ellen Barkin, and Lela Loren. Spoilers, this movie didn't go the way Russ and Jared had hoped it would (Cheers sequel), and ended up even worse and more boring than they feared. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, a...

This one goes out to our friends to the north in Toronto! Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for Netflix's recent number 1 film, The Man from Toronto (2022), starring Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Pierson Fode, Jasmine Mathews, Ellen Barkin, and Lela Loren. The guys introduce new ITMT Data Analyst, Ryan Smalls, discuss the merits of Rotten Tomatoes scores, and more. Stay tune...

Why is Eddie always so angry? Russ and Jared are back to attempt to answer that question and much more as they finish The Clapper (2017), starring Ed Helms, Amanda Seyfried, Tracy Morgan, Adam Levine, Russell Peters, Leah Remini, and Alan Thicke. The characters in this movie continue to make incredibly poor decisions, ask dumb questions, and besmirch the legacy of Alan Thicke. Tune in to find out...

Russ and Jared are applauding themselves (as always) and doing their scene-by-scene breakdown of The Clapper (2017), starring Ed Helms, Amanda Seyfried, Tracy Morgan, Adam Levine, Russell Peters, Leah Remini, and Alan Thicke. The movie might have been tough to watch, but Russ and Jared powered through and offer classic Hollywood Pitches with their usual wishful thinking. There're also lots of ques...

What would you do with a nailammer? What's that? You don't know what a nailammer is?! Sounds like you need to listen to this week's Trailer Trash to find out! Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for The Clapper (2017), starring Ed Helms, Amanda Seyfried, Tracy Morgan, Adam Levine (apparently?), Russell Peters, Leah Remini, the late Alan Thicke, and Mickey Gooch Jr. Stay tuned for the full...

You choose (or die?!) to listen to this episode as Russ and Jared careen towards the end of this horrible horror flick. That's right, the guys are finishing recent Netflix original, Choose or Die (2022), starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Angela Griffin, Eddie Marsan, Ryan Gage, Pete MacHale, Kate Fleetwood, and Joe Bolland. Lot of hot topics this episode including the societal acceptability of...

Boo! Russ and Jared are back with the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of the new(ish) Netflix original horror movie, Choose or Die (2022), starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Angela Griffin, Eddie Marsan, Ryan Gage, Pete MacHale, Kate Fleetwood, and Joe Bolland. The guys have dialed in their Hollywood Pitches and cultivated the Fast Facts, you won't want to miss this episode. And stay tuned for p...

And we're back! Jared has recovered from the plague, and he and Russ are back with a new Trailer Trash. This week, the guys are discussing the trailer for Choose or Die (2022), starring Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Angela Griffin, Eddie Marsan, Ryan Gage, Pete MacHale, Kate Fleetwood, and Joe Bolland. Getting back to the pod's horror roots, the guys chat about 80s video games, the nature of realit...

One more week until we're back to our regularly scheduled programming! So Russ hit the ol' ITMT Archives again to bring y'all another early episode he and Jared recorded in 2019. This time, the guys are covering the Jim Jarmusch zombie flick, The Dead Don't Die (2019), featuring an all-star cast including Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Selena Gomez, Steve Buscemi, RZA, Danny Glover, Iggy...

Despite his best efforts, Jared got COVID-19 for his birthday, and right before the guys were set to record! So in lieu of new episodes for a couple weeks, Russ mined the ITMT Archives for a couple never-before-heard episodes like this week's gem, the original 2019 ITMT pilot episode! Listen to the guys find their voices, talk about a movie they liked for a change (while sitting next to each other...

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about how Meghan was meeting her new soon-to-be friend, Scrilla, as they run away from the cops. That's right, it's part 2 of Walk of Shame (2014), starring Elizabeth Banks, James Marsden, Gillian Jacobs, and Sarah Wright, and kinda also stars Oliver Hudson, Ethan Suplee, Bill Burr, Alphonso McAuley, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., and Tig Notaro. The sto...

Russ and Jared are here to take you on a Walk of Shame (2014)! This flick stars Elizabeth Banks, James Marsden, Gillian Jacobs, and Sarah Wright, and kinda also stars Oliver Hudson, Ethan Suplee, Bill Burr, Alphonso McAuley, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., and Tig Notaro. The guys catch up on friend of the pod, Ethan Suplee, learn about why this movie feels like Little Nicky, the finer points of Chopper St...

Russ and Jared are breaking down the trailer for Walk of Shame (2014), starring Elizabeth Banks, James Marsden, Gillian Jacobs, and Sarah Wright, with some bonus appearances by Oliver Hudson, Ethan Suplee, Bill Burr, Alphonso McAuley, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., and Tig Notaro. The guys solicit some more listener help, discuss the merits of crimes, get derailed by Jared as usual, and more! Then stay tu...

Russ and Jared are back to finish Outcast (2014) starring Nicolas Cage, Hayden Christensen, Liu Yifei, Anoja Dias, Andy On, Fernando Chien, Bill Su Jiahang, and Coco Wang. When we left the guys, our heroes were escaping to the desert in the night and apparently doing a full wardrobe change in between. And most importantly, they've still got 4, count 'em, 4 horses. Find out if we ever see Nicolas C...

Russ and Jared wish they were here to chat about OutKast, but instead, they're diving head first into Outcast (2014), starring Nicolas Cage (it's better if you imagine he's André 3000), Hayden Christensen (somehow Big Boi?), Liu Yifei, Anoja Dias, Andy On, Fernando Chien, Bill Su Jiahang, and Coco Wang. Far from the worst movie the guys have covered on the podcast, this one is still sure disappoin...

ITMT faves Nicolas Cage and Christian Haydensen (Hayden Christensen) lead this week's bad movie, Outcast (2014), also starring Liu Yifei, Anoja Dias, Andy On, Fernando Chien, Bill Su Jiahang, and Coco Wang. In this week's Trailer Trash, the guys read a Fan Service message from Laurel, make more promises to y'all, and prognosticate to the best of their abilities! Stay tuned for the full scene-by-sc...

Are your favorite episodes of ITMT the ones where the guys go off the rails immediately and stay off the rails for nearly an hour? Russ and Jared have a treat for you! It's time for the thrilling finale of Brazen (2022), starring Alyssa Milano, Sam Page, Malachi Weir, Emilie Ullerup, Matthew Finlan, Alison Araya, Daniel Diemer, and Aaron Paul Stewart. Listen in for more Alyssa Milano impressions f...

Can't get enough Russ and Jared? Wondering about all the extra bits that Russ usually has to cut? Check out this special outtake from Brazen (2022) where the guys chat about their other biggest passion, music, for 15 minutes including The Police, Phish, Weezer, the Grateful Dead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, jam bands in general, and they manage to find some common ground. Stay tuned for part 2 of Braze...