Horrorble Opinions

Let's head to the Peninsula (2020) and mash together Train to Busan and Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift into this mutant zombie baby of a movie. I don't know what's worse the CGI or the team we've constructed. Will grandpa get the girl? Why does Korean Tiny Tim really need those crutches? Can love bloom on the battlefield? Horrorble Opinions gonna find it out 1.4 times faster for...

Discover if you can figure out how to use a computer faster than your friends at Horrorble Opinions as we play The Lurking Horror (1987), published by Infocom. Spoilers! You can't! It's impossible. Also, the true horror is frustration. There. You have been warned. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://...

Breaking news! Two dudes who don’t know much about the Nintendo Switch 2 talk over Nintendo’s Switch 2 presentation. One of your hosts is a surprising $79.99 while the other is a less surprising $449.99. What the heck is a Nintendo anyway? INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licen...

Join Horrorble Opinions as we see what happens when we dump our best and brightest onto the streets of Japan in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006), directed by Justin Lin. This is required viewing as we go through the Train to Busan franchise, according to Daniel. Ryan asks why? Kenny thinks this is a movie. Remember that scene in Batman when Alfred asks Bruce, “Why do we drift, Master W...

Kick those shoes off and join your horrorble hosts as they discuss the 2016 animated feature Seoul Station which serves as a pseudo prequel to Train to Busan. Be sure and check the ID of anyone who wishes to listen with you as they may not be who they are claiming to be. Korean Turtle we love you. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: B...

Grab your trusty spellbook and your tastiest chunk of bread and join your two favorite adventurers Daniel and Ryan as we dive into 1984’s sequel to the Zork trilogy: Enchanter. This one has a very useful and loveable turtle in it! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/...

Hop on this Train to Busan and take a seat next to your three favorite hosts as we begin our five movie series covering the Train to Busan cinematic universe. Now you might be confused and say to us “Hey I thought there were only two Busan movies”. Scholar Daniel has unearthed ancient scrolls that reveal the truth that there are in fact five movies. While on this train please don’t put your hand i...

Stay awhile and listen as Ryan and Daniel once again attempt to delve into a dungeon to find missing co-host Kenny. Join our hero Serpigdragon as he struggles to open a door and then cheats on a riddle in Beyond Zork (1987). INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesk...

Come along with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we discuss our unconditional love of Dan Stevens amongst other things in Gareth Evans' Apostle (2018). Michael Sheen is here and he's fantastic. Mr. Yeeter is here to help us yeet Ryan right off the podcast for his bad taste again. Who was really a hero defending us against aids all along? When was Taco Bell invented? Did Europe exist durin...

It’s that time again folks. Join Ryan and Daniel as they once again dive into a dungeon to find the missing Kenny in 1981’s Zork 2. #punchadragon Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email ⁠HorrorbleQuestions@gmail.com ⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/ Youtube https://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

The smile demon has decided to let the Horrorble Opinions hosts loose upon its latest and greatest work, Smile 2. Come join us as we investigate Princess Jasmine's career after she left Agrabah. Will our day be saved by a returning hero? Will Ryan ever get to live out any pig dreams like his co-hosts or will he continue to be left out? Did someone actually out pizza the hut? What is proper eti...

Grab your novel length manual, and join us as we search for a missing co-host in a land of adventure. Yes! We are playing Zork (1977), the text adventure game that started it all! What did it start you ask? The rage quit! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0...

Join Horrorble Opinions as we take an adventure with a bunch of people we know and love to the Congo (1995). A real Michael Crichton classic. Gorillas, lasers, coding, Bruce Campbell, sleeping with gorillas to make killer hybrid human gorillas. You know, the usual stuff. Ryan needs to put some respect on Joe Pantoliano's name even though Kenny can't pronounce it. If Daniel doesn't put the snacks d...

Join Horrorble Opinions as we watch the reimagining of the nut cracker in this banger trilogy culminating in MaXXXine (2024), directed by Ti West. Trigger Warning! One of your hosts wants to say this is not a horror movie and that triggers another host. The third host agrees with everyone. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attri...

Start the new year off with a bang and join your favorite batch of Horrorble Hosts as they discuss the prequel to that one Key and Peele sketch: 1990’s Gremlins 2: The New Batch. In this pod we discuss the erotic symmetry between the book and one host’s sexual proclivities, at what point does it become problematic to systematically wipe an intelligent species from existence and Ryan’s new inventio...

There are three simple rules to enjoy this podcast within which your favorite irresponsible pet owners discuss the 1984 Christmas horror masterpiece Gremlins. Rule 1: Don’t listen to this podcast after midnight. Not sure what will happen if you do but it’s probably not good. Rule 2: Don’t get the podcast wet, that will break whatever it is you are using to listen. Rule 3: Like, subscribe and tell...

Happy Thanksgiving Y’all! Join your favorite podcast hosts as they discuss a new holiday classic, Thanksgiving (2023) directed by Eli Roth. This fun homage to My Bloody Valentine delighted your hosts from beginning to end unlike our recent discovery of Ryan’s fetishization of cats. But you will have to listen to find out more about what a monster of a man he is. And to be clear, he is a monster. I...

It’s the season finale! Join us as we ruminate on the past season of the Horrorble Opinions podcast. What was our favorite movie we covered? What was our biggest disappointment? What was our biggest surprise? Who could beat Goku in a fight? Spoiler Alert! Three holiday episodes before the new year and then season 3 begins! See you then! Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech...

Put on your rain boots, grab a chocolate from the fridge, brush your teeth with coffee, and kiss your pigeon wife goodbye because it's time to experience the Rutger Hauer performance masterpiece known as Split Second (1992), directed by Tony Maylam. All the things you ever wanted, it's here! We've got rat sewer alien. We've got scar psychic links. We've got rubber suits. We've got people saying oc...

Happy Halloween!!! Come join your Horrorble Hosts as we discuss our Grandmother's favorite horror film, Drag Me To Hell (2009). Its a classic 2v1 situations as 1 host thinks Christine did nothing wrong and the others disagree. I'm pretty sure he was right. How does she have any hair left at the end of the movie? What made Grandma laugh harder at the movie theater? Stu didn't say no mayo!!! Kenny w...

We did it folks. We made it through another iconic horror franchise in one piece. Now let your hosts at the Horrorble Opinions Podcast break down what the Halloween franchise has meant to them in this episode. We discuss what we liked and didn't like. Ryan reads fan theories. 1 bad movie has continued to grow on Kenny and Daniel. Ryan is very disappointed in Kenny's franchise rankings. Kenny and D...

Grab a tall glass of mother's Miak and lets get into one of the greatest films of all time, Ernest Scared Stupid (1991). All of you Ernest haters just keep your mouths shut, we won't be hearing anything negative today. Kenny gets $1 every time Daniel gets Rimshot's name wrong. How many will he end up with? Is it ever ok to leave your children alone with Ernest? What would the gritty pure horror re...

Are you a new vampire and already tired of the lifestyle? Then join the support group with Horrorble Opinions and together we'll get better by watching Thirst (2009), directed by Park Chun-wook. We get all the feels and squeals in this movie. Which one of your hosts doesn't speak Korean but watched the movie without subtitles anyway? Why are vampires now eating off the floor when they could just p...

Attend the tale of Sweeney Pod. In honor of the late great Angela Lansbury your horrorble hosts watched the 1982 stage production of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Along the way we bring back a classic podcast bit called put the It’s Always Sunny gang in the movie. Ryan sings and dances and longs for a hair tonic that works. Kenny hates high notes. Daniel is very uncomfortable wit...

Did you know that there are Halloween YA books? The Scream Factory (1997), The Old Myers Place (1997), and The Mad House (1998), written by Kelly O'Rourke. We cover them all, with decreasing success! Who elected the predator principal mayor? Should you make your own parties when you don't get invited? When did Michael Myers get into wood? How erotic is Dorito dust? Do your tears fall down or up? W...