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Howdy, friend! It’s that time again! Yes! This IS something sacred! This week we talk about our highlights of the 2024 VMA’s, the speaking rights of physical buildings, what may be sacred, and a quick sixth grade trauma dump. There’s a lot to unpack there. And we hope you enjoy! Alright! I’m gonna go drop a log! Deuces!

What’s up tube girl?! We’d like to welcome you back to another scintillating episode of our podcast! Today we discuss the 2022 film Fresh and thriller conventions, the upcoming Minecraft feature film *eye roll*, Chappell Roan, and whether or not ice skaters should kiss! Sounds action packed to me! You should check it out, Sarah Jessica Parker!

Twister?! I hardly know her! Welcome to the new episode of hope this helps! It’s chaos at its finest, if we do say so ourselves. This week we speak about the ocean and its toes, dissect Twisters and what makes a horror film, and fill in the gaps with gorgeous tangents on everything you can imagine! We hope you enjoy and thank you again to this week’s sponsor, Anastarzia Bevelry Heels! Oh yes honey...

ITS THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS!!! OH NO!! Jk it’s just a new episode of hope this helps! PHEW! This week we discuss Blake Lively and It Ends With Us, Disney’s upcoming releases, Joey King’s new YA role, and the artful performance of Hunter Schafer in Cuckoo (im not biased why would you say that!!!) Anyways, may the iPads NOT take you in the night! we hope you enjoy!

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS WEEK WE BRING YOU A SPECIAL EDITION EPISODE of hope this helps!: an exploration of onomatopoeias and the world of sound words! We dive into categories such as destruction, animals, humans, and oh boy, thats funny! May the god of language smile upon you. And us. Thank you. Enjoy!

The connection is unstable. I can’t…can you hear me? Is it…..are we—ITS A NEW EPISODE OF HOPE THIS HELPS, BABY! Today, we discuss the United States’ presidential situation and the importance of voting, the innate nature of wiggling, events of our recent weeks, and our thoughts on the new film LONGLEGS (at length!) That’s pretty cool right? Yeah, it is, you dirtsy flirtsy angel bitch!

Hello. We’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty. Oh, you don’t have a car? Well just listen to the new episode of hope this helps! and you’ll be just fine! This week we talk about celebrity lookalikes, films that are new to us, the reality of Katy Perry’s Woman’s World, and recent “concert” experiences. OKAYYYYYYY. Catch you on the flippity flop!

There’s something in the air! Oh yeah, it’s my energy pocket! In this week’s episode, we discuss new music from Kesha and Childish Gambino, the ethics of cosmetic surgery, the intersection of amusement parks and freak accidents, and briefly touch on my sense of urgency brought to us by urination. We hope you feel energized! Hear you next week!

Is it time to party? Is it so confusing, girl? You can breathe easy now that the new episode of hope this helps! is in your ears, baby! Today we talk about the new Charli xcx x Lorde remix, a little crocodile with the voice of Shawn Mendes, the mother-ification of fading pop stars, and the line between queerness commodification and privacy. It’s pride month, what did you expect? You’ll love it, ba...

Okay Burbank! What’s that? It’s a new episode of hope this helps! coming to you from a MOVING TRAIN! It’s like an action movie in here or something. This week we discuss the upcoming Dolly Parton biographical musical, Joey King’s 10 French Bulldogs, Jennifer Lopez’s morality, and serving in the café car. We hope you enjoy this episode, which could mean anything.

A new season of hope this helps has begun! Welcome to the first episode! Today we discuss new music releases from Charli xcx and Sabrina Carpenter, the song of the summer, Lady Litterbee Roan, and new Hunger Games news!!!! How exciting!!! WHOA was that a bird?! Even nature wants you to listen in.

Heyo! You had questions! And we had answers! What a combination we make! Oh boy! After a short break, we return in this week’s episode to discuss underrated media, strange hookup stories, Luca Guadanigno’s bisexual Challengers, and the cheesecake flavors that define us best! It’ll be a That Girl Summer for sure. We hope you enjoy!

Hey you! Yes, you! Are you traumatized??? Well, you should listen in to this week’s episode of hope this helps! Today, we speak about 2024 Met Gala fashions, messages sent between the NYC-Dublin communication portal, new music that has us BUMPING, and 9/11!!!All on NEW MICROPHONES! The quality has increased! And baby, we’ve got a lot to say!

KYLE! Where are you? Wherever you are, hopefully you’re tuning in to the new episode of hope this helps! This week we discuss our Caroline Rose concert experience, Justin Timberlake’s tour shenanigans, rap beef between Mr. Lamar and Mr. Drake, and ongoing UCSD student protests. We hope this episode finds you well! M’kay.

WHOA! Did you see that dirt sign? I think it’s telling you to listen to the newest episode of hope this helps! Today we dive into 2014 YouTuber drama in 2024, familial trauma within HBO’s Succession, a quick music rapid fire round up, and what it means to look at that horse. That sounds like a well-rounded pod to me. You should listen to the earth. Truly. Honestly. Truly.

Life is wild, right? Yeah, I agree. Well this is a new episode of our podcast, hope this helps! Today, we discuss the separation of Los Angeles and San Diego, Met Gala theming, the sights and sounds of Heav3n, and the torture endured by the Poet’s Department all on a Sunday! Isn’t that special?

Looking to get successfully thrilled? Well you’ve come to the right place, big boy! On this week’s episode of hope this helps!, we discuss the many wonders of SapphicChella 2024, a queer person’s dream music festival, the moment during A24’s Bodies Bodies Bodies when Althea thought she shit herself, and more! That’s pretty thrilling, right? RIGHT?! Exactly. I know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

What was that?! OH, James, it’s the new episode of HOPE THIS HELPS, BABY! With scintillating conversational topics such as the Fault in Our Stars Anne Frank house kiss, recent music releases, the Empire State Building in googly eyes, and Netflix programming options, why wouldn’t you tune in? I really don’t know, but you should listen. Dental godDamn!

Hello and welcome back to hope this helps! This week we have a special guest, MARY (yayyyyyyy)!!!!!! We discuss Jojo Siwa’s bad mother persona, homosexual television programming, the cuntification of country music (Beyoncé’s new album), and OOO I GOT THAT SHIT ON!!! We sincerely hope you enjoy the sounds of our voices today :)

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! Oh sorry, I was singing. This week we discuss music of all kinds, including new releases from Ariana Grande, Jojo Siwa, and Olivia Rodrigo. We sure do hope this is music to your ears. Yes. Oh yes.

Welcome to another enticing episode of hope this helps! Today we discuss Camila Cabello’s career as an impressionist, John Cena’s loincloth, and acrylic nails up buttholes in the Outback! Please enjoy our voices which passed through microphones into our internet boxes!

Oh hiiii…I just hearrrrrrddd……the new episode of hope this helps! and you should too! This week we discussed swimming, separating art versus the artist, twenty one pilots lore, and glizzy-mobiles! If you would like to hear about those things, hit that play button! And then, listen! It’s just that easy! Goodbye now. Bye bye. Okay.

Join us this week for a sparkling retelling of our engagement, a discussion of our greatest fears, the rules of improv, sock removal ASMR, and other things I can’t remember right now! Welcome to the debut episode of our brand new podcast: hope this helps! Enjoy it…or else!