Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Folks, it’s that spooky time of year again: election season. Haha just kidding, it’s Halloween and we’re joined by our dear friend @goomvi (Ravi Halloween/Professor Mickey/#MyMentor) to watch the new holiday classic film from the Sandman himself, Hubie Halloween. Here’s our commentary track where we definitely didn’t get distracted and wind up talking about random shit for an hour and a half Start...

I won't scatter your quick bites to the heartless feed. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all Fierce Queens. Rest in power Quibi (Intro eulogy by Chris Khatami @ChrisKhatami) Notes: the great Quibafter, Posters Sans Frontières, Watto namesearching, big pig sanctuary, Alan’s Hot Topic decor, sour cream caulk guns, The Most Depressing Pizza News...

We're still licking our wounds from our fight with Dwegonnal, but thankfully we've got one of our oldest allies here at our side this week. We also delve deep into the world of Garfield Eats and very quickly lose our sanity   Notes: meatball gobstopper, vape alchemy, cum bubbles, kids Veep, Ender’s Bean, the Watto Minute, futuristic air fryer crates, catch that crown, CW Holes, The Death of The Me...

We've successfully infiltrated the TikTok House to take down the dastardly Dr Dwegman. I sure hope he didn't resurrect our good friend AB as part of a Machiavellian scheme to own us again Notes: Dwegs Next Door, AB Battle Angel, the McDonalds cartoon dog, Dwegonnal, The Courage to Put Ketchup on Pizza, Dominos reddit marketing, anti-Italian pranks, GFuel Timebomb, Sam the Hedgehog, Extradimensiona...

Hoo boy, we went on a bit of a bender with some expired Austin Powers promotional wine coolers and wound up blowing all of our money on abandoned IP. Thank God we had our friend/intern Jules (@jubear720) on to help us figure out what to do with Mr Mosquito's dumb ass Notes: The Casque of Austin Powers Promotional Wine Coolers, Mr Mosquito Soulsbourne, Bon Fiverr, Das Rachet Frauleins, Sponch, Mits...

We’re making some big moves in Hollyweird this week, as we beg our friend Rodney (@Rodney_Berry of the American Arts & Culture Review podcast) to lend us some tinseltown magic. Notes: our big Hollywood acquisition, pube wakizashi, fucked up little cups, Home on the Ranch, Lin Manuel’s $90 pride snowcones, Viking Pizza, Constitutional spice usage, pizza robbery mementos, Big Dan Nainan Energy, Once...

Notes: White Girl Wednesday, boing-oing-oing, Angel Seed, conveniently placed foreground objects, Goodfeathers scenario, The Woman Respecter, alcohauns, the damn cheeto, Demon’s Hole, magic airplanes, jizz journos, our plea to Shinzo Abe Correction: Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide had the lead singer of Everclear, not Incubus, as a guest star on an episode

Notes: Our Big Nonpolitical Fundraiser, Techbro Barrels, Dark Souls NPC podcast, GFool, crust pillows, Grapes of Wrath perverts, Xomer, toilet bonfires, taiyaki talk, our Sonic sippy cups, Colton “Clash” Mizuruki, Raiden’s sombrero pass, Les Brons Terribles

Notes: Bill Maher exhentai, bro we are simping, prestige podcasting, Chuck Wendig Sex Tour, Jack the Podcaster, Goldbelly Experience Requiem, wrestler beverages, If Jesus Made an App, Europe gaslighting, t-shirt umbilical cord, Sonic 2 extras, Arby’s End of Evangelion, Arnzarel the Revolting, dark Jared lore, prestige lifestyle Some good causes to donate to right now: Trans Women of Color Collecti...

Notes: Sitting Band, Lin Manuel Miranda’s Funky Phantom, Mayonnaise-Klotz, Perverts’ du Jour, weed guy heroclix, Baby Butter, Papa Murphy fusion, 80% doodoo, ostrich penis, Wonkette crown, Ken Penders’s app,  Joe & Mac, Flintstones lettuce tips, Lien-Da the Echidna, standup lube, Cherry Poppin Mommies, Sheev Cuomo, The Wizard of Floyd

Notes: Monstergirl DSA Caucus, Mouth Like Arthur, Russ’s Cyberpunk lawsuit, The Death of David the Gnome, the soylent of sex, Kermit 9/11 boobs, updating the rankings,  Y Tu Octopus Tambien, ecto dicks, virgin lizardman nootropics, our top isekai worlds

Notes: Russ’s Big Baby Snub, UCBaby, Cheetomort, Bicentennial Man’s crimes, the sexy Pythons, Slimyfingers, Soy Slimer, Hideo Kojima’s BlueChew Comedy Tour, Russ’s squatter plan, Bailey’s burrito loadout, ya yeast, Pasqually’s Pizza, Biden’s pool flashbacks, MovieBob’s Birthright, Why Too Tambien, SPUMC and splorch,Sonic doctor hallway tribute, Connor the Hedgehog

Notes: IKEAlbert’s clams, the reverse soyface, the battle against 5G, peeing on Luffy, Russ’s Osomatsu lifestyle, Bimbo the dog, NOSID-19, Dougging, Dr. Dwegbotnik, somber marimba, Blaze Praise, The Crimes of Grimalda, Shaq’s normal sized cats, anti-Italian pizza shoplifting, Tina the Bat, pizza materia

Notes: The Monstergirl Crank, the hyena clit phenomena, more mascot hands, sex buffs, George Foreman anime figure, sweet baby rays, vaginal sous vide, Liz Warren’s Rail Wars, anime Videodrome, mushroom sakuga, Dennis Miller’s interspecies reviews, golem deepfakes, special dick cannon, The Erect-For-Girls Parade, gunpla golem painting

Notes: ronto rats, le poggers, Foster’s Home for Bimbofied Friends, G4’s Nocturnal Emissions, the Hogcast curse, American Flatbread, Mista Social Distancing, the McChicken fucker, r/pokofree, Lady Corona, gay donut marriage, the worst ‘would you rather’, meat slapping American Football - “Never Meant” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1CZMxosvhk&feature=emb_title Mitsuboshi Migos https://www.youtub...

Notes: Liz Warren’s succubus DNA test, god is a smokeshow, Mickey hands, Russ’s Bayonetta reviewer feud, cloaca courage, bonobo AU, dick measuring, Piccolo’s heritage, Back at the Barnyard, Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang, the problematic genderswap episode, slime gets inside you, hyena clits, Dren

Ikealbert 2020 keeps on keepin' on, Chicago Watto and Creole Yoda, Alan opens a food truck in Portlandia, Nosey32, Return of the Jerk, Josh knows the hottest Salsa Club in Manhattan, Cyber Black Face, the government killed Sonic with a bomb, Eggman ABDL.

We recap and review KH3's new extended epilogue and the bevy of rich content that comes with it. After that, we delve into the heart of the fan communities rampant speculation of the future of the franchise. Finally, we sum up what Re:mind, and all KH3 means. Alan also helps found a cult.

Notes: IKEAlbert’s vaping platform, clinically gamer, Tuft Puppy, The Problematic Cupboard, Elizabeth Warren’s lamia DNA test, big tree boobs, Supreme Leader Snooki, pimparoni, Harold & Coomer, Mayor Peteypedia, school cafeteria Rorshach, Eminem speedruns, Aloisia Die Panzerhund, mahoo shoojoo, Meet Dave conspiracies, Ruby Rhod on the flight logs, outsider art podcasting (Alan was thinking of an o...

Notes: Jellicle casts, Russ’s popcorn scale, Alan’s war against Buttigieg, Macnositey,  OJ’s Bronco Karaoke, Alan’s catchphrase, Papa John toilet lube, death stick juul pods, Jimmy Mozza, diuretic FLUDD use, Hawking the Echidna, Bret Stephens’s Toydarian IQ article, Boruto’s unionbusting 

Notes: Fatheads, John Travolta keygen, Razer energy drinks, Jefferson Epstein, Dwegon Minute of Silence, cashing in Klout, Shaq’s Special Stuff, Granbluechew, rained on british food, Sonic float tragedy, Alan’s Persona 5 heist, twitch streamer Miia, pegging malarkey, Locke the Echidna, vibing in the cybertruck

Notes: Disney Knot, Goof Stranding, Augie Doggy and Doggy Zaddy, Alan’s Bluto lifestyle, Baron Praxis vs the Intellectual Dark Web, Egg Carrier flight logs, Jay Leno’s Zapruder film, Hideo; God of Lies, Goldberg’s Third Impact, BLMatsu

Notes: take and bake genes, Ooooh-blina!, Scorsese and Copola, Nosey Wetnose, chain immunity, The Whispering Eye, Jay Leno’s Homies, Simpsons: Automata, moonwife, Jeff the Hedgehog, Prozzak, On Bean

If you're listening to this, it means that society has not fully collapsed following the release of the Joker movie. The following is a recording we made after an exclusive screening two weeks prior to the release of the film.

Notes: cave gender reveal party, aliebn drugs, Puerto IKEA, this is NOT Nermal, Rime of the Ancient Marc Maron, ½ scale Joe Biden, Billy Joel Anthology, car life, Nosey’s surprise announcement, Cheez-It pizza, Sheen Chitin, Alan’s cunnilingus food habits, international meat crimes, Grief the Fox, Gold Experience Requiem edging, kratom melange