Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

David Zaslav has hired us to do the one thing he's always dreamed of, but could never do himself - kill every single fucking Looney Tune Notes: Killer ZASLAV, What’s Up Doc (Fauci), The Bojangler, DEI Forky, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Santa’s Secret Soda, Lego Panopticon, Department of Equity for Italians, Snow White Diddy Party, Chuck E Ozempic, Sonic Humiliatio...

A world divided made whole, with a few bugs for encouragement. The UCA’s precursor, the United States of America, had a prominent treat culture. A distinctly American philosophy - and one which would appear to have spread to this continent. The more we seek to unite the people with metaphorical bugs, the more essential treats seem to become.  Notes: The Good Book Episode, Themcow, European Solid S...

After losing our dear friend Watto, Russ did what all spiritual white boys do: travel around Asia and try various sauces and treats. We’re living, laughing, and loving now as we talk about the most nothing Marvel movie yet. Get in, we're Finlandizing Celestial Island mack.  Notes: Lifesize Gardevoir plush, Sabra the IDF Superhero, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE...

Here's to the ones that we got Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you   Note: Mud Snakes, Watto has passed through the Other World Check-In S...

For our special Fortnite Friday podcast, we’re  joined by teenage wunderkind and independent AI thinker Ryan Warinski. He’s definitely a real guy who came on the show to talk about how epic Russ is, not just Russ with a slightly different voice. Notes: Ryan Warinski, Name Three Sexy Nintendo Characters, Ambivalently Racist Bionicles, Bonkers Miranda Right, Nerfing Sheen, Cronenberg homeowners, The...

The movie we've all been waiting for is finally here and the world wants to know: Is it love?  Yes, it's LOVE. Feliz Yaoidad everyone   Notes: Mufasa is fucking dead, Biolizard confirmed, Sonic in Neom, Sip and Slurp: Sonic the DrinkNog 3 sips LATINO EDITION Feliz Sonic’s Dad, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Angry Video Game Nerd Powerscaling, Doop...

Where we hunt one we hunt all. We are Kravanon. Nothing can stop what is coming Notes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God Encoded Wife, The People’s Rhino, Kraven’s Manifesto,  Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Mancow’s Sandwich, Ironic Pepsi Murder, Strong Guy, French Fur Trapper Ownage, Monopods, Hut To Go, I Had the Pink Haired Woman Dream Again, Soni...

Wicked fever has swept the nation and we've got the wunderkind movie reviewer Rip Gripson here to talk about it and all the other great films tearing up the box office. You'll never guess which toydarian has 1-2 queer media personalities online holding space as he defies gravity with his gas-filled flight bladder.   Notes: Rip Gripson, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Apple Rankin...

In this post-election landscape, everyone is asking "Who will be the Joe Rogan of the left?". Well we wanna get in on the grift too by filling two niches no one has covered yet: The Alex Jones of the Left and the Hasan of the Right.   Notes: The Female Prison Planet, Temu Hasan, Kiernan Shipka is Gryla, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Oh My God I Will Vote, Wattaang, The Ides of...

It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. And what numbers you may ask? Well of course it's the First Annual Venom & Joker Evil Clown/Goop draft.   Check out Shane's games here http://harkforsooth.itch.io   Notes: The Chart Hog, Joker and Venom Memorial Evil Clown & Goop Draft, The SmartWife,...

Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately, and uncles.   NEW RULES:   1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman...

In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind? Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina...

We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling. Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls. Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a...

Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie   Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the...

For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning.   Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Uncl...

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode.    Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Hon...

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast  Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s...

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one.   Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents Drin...

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise?   Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?

Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala???   Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us killed in A Quiet Place, Magican Mouse, Knotfes...

It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he enters his final Kush Coma?   Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic Pizza, Is Your Wimpy War Over?, Casa Bonita with...

The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos.   Notes:  The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s  Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Goomars, Shadow says Fuck, Unabomber Shed Tin...

Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and replaced by another equally replaceable property.     Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New Haven Apizza, Congressional Baddies, Legally...

Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on the show. (Well everyone but Sebulba...)   Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopdeck Pappy’s Clash of Fate, Costco Midnight Hour,...

Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Salty Spitoon Left. This week we're covering Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.     Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtransactions Single Issue Voter, Cabbage Seller Dis...