Hey, We Fixed Your Game

For this special janitorial episode we're joined by Isaac! If you've ever been the type of grandchild to think "I could make a crazy profit turning this ever-shifting mansion into 46 themed AirBnB's but can't be arsed to do the 200 consecutive pushups stipulated in the will for me to legally inherit it," boy does FixCo have a game for you. (00:00) Hey We Fixed Your Home Alone (00:26) Theme song (0...

A few weeks ago, Caleb hit the bustling streets of Chicago's C2E2 Expo and returned with a cornucopia of authentic gamer problems from the convention's attendees. Back inside the FixCo office, Dwight and Caleb have reconvened to address these gamer complaints with a little bit of Jello and a whole lot of Bill Murray. (00:00) Caleb accidentally recorded himself humming at C2E2 (00:18) Theme...

In the rapidly deteriorating world where everyone's addicted to doing their taxes, wooed by irresistible anime characters, it's easy to lose track of what matters: Ringo hungy for acts of service and consistent, clear communication! (00:00) Dependent typing (00:24) Theme song (01:02) Intro (05:45) Email (13:01) Fixing Tax Heaven 3000 (33:33) WATER COOLER BREAK (37:54) Player feedback (51:5...

LeBron and Bronny James have set a new precedent. It's like Dance Moms and the Masked Singer had a whole litter of babies bred specifically to pass on a generational curse to the Chicago Bulls.* *Pemmican not included. (00:00) Dwight's gun money (00:30) Theme song (01:08) Intro (03:56) Company memo (11:19) Fixing basketball (30:48) WATER COOLER BREAK (33:46) Player feedback (49:28) ~The Final Fix~

Let me introduce you to my new boyfriend(s) Ichiban Kasuga. He's climbing the ladder the old-fashioned way: putting all the crude oil back where it came from and undelivering your Amazon packages. (00:00) Mediation for Gamers (00:50) Theme song (01:28) Intro (04:31) Company memo (10:16) Fixing Yakuza: Like a Dragon (42:48) WATER COOLER BREAK (44:59) Player feedback (53:50) ~The Final Fix~

What if every bullet in a bullet hell had a fully voiced character arc and world lore? (00:00) Rutherford (00:24) Theme song (01:02) Intro (03:19) Company memo (09:09) Fixing Star of Providence (29:15) WATER COOLER BREAK (36:17) Player feedback (48:37) ~The Final Fix~

I would love to see Confucius and Ben Franklin spooning on a couch. (00:00) Non-seqs and thumbies (00:33) Theme song (01:11) Intro (02:40) Company memo (03:50) Fixing the Civilization series (34:25) WATER COOLER BREAK (38:31) Addressing player feedback (53:38) ~The Final Fix~

2 MILLION GOLD DOUBLOONS (00:00) The Video Game Podcast Auction (00:48) Theme Song (01:27) Introducing HWFYG Season 2 (05:35) Company Memo (09:31) Fixing World of Horror (31:50) WATER COOLER BREAK!!! (36:25) Addressing Player Feedback (52:07) The Final Fix (56:50) We Fixed the Game!

We're back with this special two-part episode! First, join us for the first annual Fixies awards, where we discuss Tim Walz' Crazy Taxi skills and Indiana Jones' shape obsession. Then watch in horror as we Frankenstein together the official game of the year: "Geunoarau Pit X e^50" The Steroid Olympics? (00:00) Intro (00:38) The Fixies Awards (05:10) Our favorites games of 2024 (21:38) Concocting t...

As we enter the arguably spookier month of November 2024 here in the U.S., Dwight and Caleb hearken back to better days, days where we put aside our differences to compete in feats of digital athleticism. Namely, bowling, tennis, boxing, golf, and baseball. (00:23) Intro (01:13) What's Wii Sports? (06:33) First fix (51:26) What ELSE??? Opening Theme: "Austin" by Zachery Wilson ( https://www.zacker...

50 games. 50 boyfriends. (00:00) Intro (02:00) UFO 50 (28:38) The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (44:50) WHAT ELSE??? Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( ⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠ )

We're all wondering how Blumpis Team plans to pull off the Silent Hill 2 Remake, right? Fresh from the hell that is the original, Dwight, Caleb, and Mike have the inside scoop: it's impossible. Instead, try substituting your misplaced nostalgia with an equally disturbing evening at the Cheesecake Factory, or sitting down with all of Charlie Kauffman's films. How's that for an Adaptation? Follow Mi...

Fair warning: we get a lil nasty, but it's too funny to cut. Sexual content within. Join Caleb, Dwight, and our special guest Seb as we hit muscle beach before our big day in court, armed only with creatine, a loose assortment of dumbbells, and courtroom etiquette gleaned solely from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Check out Seb's work on Itch.io: https://wurmfud.itch.io/ Check out Indie Cit...

The year is 2025. The Katamari code has spread to all major gaming franchises. Iconic characters now pilot big sticky balls around classic maps and levels, rolling up every grunt, guard, and goomba in their way. "Genre" is but a dream within a dream. All is as it should be. The industry is healing. You can't spell Katamari without AAA. (00:40) Intro (02:34) What is Katamari Damacy? (...

Brought to you from the lobby of the dentist's office. Thank you to WoodyDevs (Dwight's IRL brother) for joining us! You can find Woody at https://www.youtube.com/@WoodyDevs (00:00) Does Mario believe in God? (00:35) Intro (01:34) What is Corn Kidz 64? (16:47) First fix (30:03) WHAT ELSE?! Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( https://www.zackerywilson.com/ )

It's important to communicate boundaries with your friends, especially when they exploit your kind heart using elaborate horse-themed conspiracies, leading you to sort bulk groceries, paint & accessorize a whole gazebo, and exorcise 67 goat souls all by yourself. Next time, we'll do better. (00:00) Intro (13:53) Let's Fix Barbie Horse Adventure: Mystery Ride (48:53) The recurring s...

"More like bye-fi mush. were the people making this high or something? this game looks like a freaking acid trip. now, to be honest, i have never done acid, but i heard its great" - Signed, the coolest kid on the playground (00:28) Intro (15:52) Let's fix Hi-Fi Rush (33:51) The recurring segment that we've been doing for forever where we address negative reviews and fix them! (50...

Let's get real: this game has a lot of bugs. And the bug community isn't thrilled with how they're being represented. Who better to resolve these negative bug reviews than Caleb and Dwight?

Too many games... Weakling developers... Geoff Keighley's name being too hard to spell... These are problems that only Dwight and Caleb can solve. And oh boy , we sure solved them. (00:00) Bedsheet phone (01:34) Intro (05:02) The games industry (14:33) Summer Geoff Fest (22:18) Fixing everything (52:34) WHAT ELSE Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/...

How has nobody noticed this before??? (00:00) Intro (02:05) Fixing Duck Detective (29:00) Fixing Signalis (49:35) WHAT ELSE? Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ )

Welcome to the DUDE HOLE??? (00:00) Intro (01:40) Spoiler Warning! (03:14) What is Animal Well? (19:45) Fixing Animal Well (47:47) WHAT ELSE? Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ )

Welcome to our oolrooms. Notice that there's no pee in them. Please keep it that way. I'm looking at you, Slava. (00:00) Resurrecting Collin (01:10) Intro (02:45) What is POOLS? (16:50) Fixing POOLS (44:06) WHAT ELSE?! Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ )

Welcome to Final Fantasy 9 Moogle School, kupo! Learn how to defeat drywall-type monsters, combine your 1,400 party members into a turn-based militia from UI hell, and help Steiner discover his feminine side. (00:09) Intro (02:45) What is Final Fantasy 9? (13:14) Fixing the game (kinda?) (31:21) What else? Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( https://www.zackerywilson.com/ ) If you enjoyed,...

Change into your best podcast listener outfit for an extremely slay episode of Hey, We Fixed Your Game, where two Kens and our special guest Lily take on the impossible: fixing the 2001 (post 9/11 ) CD ROM masterpiece Secret Agent Barbie. (00:44) Intro (06:40) What is Secret Agent Barbie? (20:04) Fixing the game (44:40) WHAT ELSE?????? Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( https://www.zacker...

Get dusted. (00:00) Intro (01:57) What is Cheeto Island Online? (27:47) Fixing the game (52:46) WHAT ELSE?! Opening Theme: “Austin” by Zackery Wilson ( ⁠⁠⁠https://www.zackerywilson.com/⁠⁠⁠ ) 4/1/24