hey squirrels

take a deep breath and join us for a peacefully hilarious squirrel meditation. this week you’ll travel through the mystical forest, eat acorns, swim with your sister, and even attended a princess themed “nut-luck”. p.s. do you feel relaxed?

we’ve had a lot of eras, would you join the ticket master battle to see us on tour? this week is all about every single period of our history. join us as we talk about babyhood, star wars, separation anxiety, crazy games an even crazier fashion choices! p.s. if you had to choose one, which thomas sister era would you become friends with?

have you ever been so obsessed you feel sick? we have! this week is all about new york city and our celebrity obsessions. join us as we talk about broadway, post concert depression, internet cleanses, and our favorite rat, ricky gormet. p.s. is this normal?

do you ever look at your sister and just want to strangle her? this episode we are feeling irritable and ready to fight. join us as we talk about funny stories from our week, lilah’s pizza baby toy, hazel’s leg hair obsession, and the goodwill bins. p.s. does lilah have ADHD?

we’re depressed and grieving. this week we are saying goodbye to our rights and our tiktok edits. join us as we talk (and sob) about tiktok “going dark”, susan b anthony, and trump taking office. p.s. kamala harris if you see this please come give us a hug

new year new me? drew starkey’s new hair agrees! after a long break we are finally back and ready to chitter! this week is all about new years aspirations (not resolutions) and a whole lot of catching up! join us we talk about christmas, hazel starting hair school, bleached brows and men’s protruding sculls. p.s. our christmas gift to all men is a bottle of toner and purple shampoo (your welcome)

we're holding a lot of space for the lyrics of defying gravity… well hazel is at least. this week is a plethora of “that’s really powerful” moments. join us as we gab about the way jonathan bailey says perfect, crying at christmas songs, and celebrities turned trump supporters. p.s. kit conner please get us to new york

after a week of grieving we are back and better than ever. this week, left disappointed and angry after the results of the election, we are looking for something jolly and bright. welcome to our impossible christmas lists. join us as we talk about the men we are obsessed with, who we would freaky friday, celebrity private instagrams, and lilah missing her two front teeth. p.s are you ready to rock...

after the heartbreaking death of liam payne, were taking the time to reminisce on the years we spent loving one direction. if your not a fan this episode is not for you. join us as we talk about conspiracy theories, wattpad fanfiction, and our dedication to being directioners. thank you one direction for making our childhood. p.s. you're a looser

today we did not talk less and smile more... we yapped for 45 minutes about the musical hamilton. this week is all about our founding fathers and mothers slaying boots down on stage. join us as we talk about arron burr's threats, the schuyler sister's zodiac signs, and quiz each other on the US presidents. p.s. do you wanna be in the room where it happens?

*eagle noise* squirrels it is time to get your asses to the ballot box and vote! this week we are hyped up for a late night chat. join us as we talk about lilah's first week of senior year, ways to stop doom scrolling, and the reality of kids not knowing about the five loves of our lives... one direction. p.s. do you know how many horses died in the great molasses flood?

hazel hated school... with an incredibly burning passion she has yet to find anywhere else. this week we talk all about that back to school feeling (horror) and everything that comes with it. join us as we gab about our adventures at the waterpark, JB junior, and our last week of summer fun before lilah starts her senior year. p.s. do you get anxious at the thought of sending your unborn child off...

you. just. got. PUNK'D! this week we are feeling down in the dumps about our shitty summer and waiting for our saving grace (patrick dempsey) to show up out of the blue. join us as we rap gracie abrams lyrics, fret about becoming cougars, and brainstorm punking ideas. p.s. steer clear of chris brown

we are truly workin it, no really... we are ALWAYS at work. this week we gab all about summer, and this one is starting to sound really ratty. join us as we talk about our past flings sudden marriages, the lifelong addiction of a thumb sucker, and our flop summer. have you seen the rat girl running the city of kennebunkport? p.s. girlies listen to your gut

we've been hotties... from the day we were born to the day we walked into a justice store for the first time we were destined to be absolute divas. this week as we talk about y2k room makeovers, hots and nots, and the lifelong battle with your past selves. so put on your favorite neon justice top and buckle up because this episode takes you on a thomas sisters timeline you will never forget. p.s....

this week we are feeling like complete brats... join us as we talk about charli xcx, camp being an adjective, and the original spoiled girls of our generation. p.s. do you think hazels raspy voice is hot?

squirrels, have you ever tried to run a business? don't. this week we are having a little bit of a sister feud. join us as we talk about jealousy, DUI's, and our favorite color (justin beiber purple). p.s. do not cut side bangs!

while trying to understand the meaning behind sabrina carpenders new song "please please please" this week we had quite a chuckle. join us as we unpack new songs, new books, and a whole lot of hate for lil huddy. if you were dating barry keogan would you tell him to stay inside? p.s updates coming soon on how to become a mermaid

we're back! did you miss us? cause we missed you! this week we're playing catch-up, discussing beards and buzz cuts, and picking sides. do you know what y2k stands for? p.s. there are challengers spoilers in this episode

this week hazel, lilah, and their dog banjo have their listenng ears on. coachella and taylor swift's new album is all we can talk about. join us as we explain the complicated science behind how to make toast in a toaster oven, and the joy of a good gossip session. p.s. don't listen to this episode if you aren't a swiftie

this week we talk about men who rocked our worlds at thirteen. lilah shares and intimate journal entry about a certain man who changed her life while hazel has a deep conversation about turning twenty. p.s. theo james if you hear this please slide into lilahs dms

welcome back squirrels! this week we talk about random things we hate, men who are obsessed with chalk, and green beans. let us know if you were a weird kid too. p.s: please don’t judge us

welcome to our first episode squirrels! on a trip to boston, massachusetts we chit chat about all the random things we’ve been thinking about this week. we can’t wait for you to listen and we hope you enjoy!