Heavy Hands

What happens when the coke money runs out? You're looking at it, buddy. And the hits don't stop! Royval vs Kavanagh, Green vs McKinney, Garbrandt vs Yanez in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:46 Holloway vs McGregor 2 39:20 Pimblett vs Saint Denis 55:36 Sandhagen vs Bautista

Rafael Fiziev! Robert Whittaker! Your grandparents! All your old faves are back and better than ever! Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that and more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 In...

Kyoji has been dealt with; Omerta is satisfied. Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that & more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:28 Kape vs Horiguchi 21:30 Fiziev vs Torres 45:10...

Justin Gaethje fought such a brilliant fight, it makes you wonder what the hell he's been playing at all this time. Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that & more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTEN...

A gay UFC card? And on a Sunday, no less! Discussing Hokit vs Lewis, Ruffy vs Chandler (lol), Nickal vs Daukas, and last week's bizarro Apex event in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 7:02 Topuria vs Gaethje 29:03 Pereira vs Gane 52:41 O'Malley vs Zahabi

The UFC Apex is and has always been the home of quality matchmaking.  Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:33 Muhammad vs Bonfim 25:43 Allen vs Shahbazyan 35:01 Ziam vs Nolan 45:59 Song vs Figueiredo 57:13 Zhang vs Menifield 58:5...

Unfortunately, it turns out that boxing is also fake.  Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:23 Usyk vs Verhoeven 32:20 Pavlovich vs Teixeira 50:43 Lopes vs Garcia and FREEDOM

First we rap about Rousey-Carano and the state of MMA, then we appreciate the comforting feeling of an Arnold Allen fight, and then we quietly forget that Song Yadong vs Deiveson Figueiredo is not happening until next week. Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?...

Joshua Van is on track to become one of the greatest fighters of all time BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SEAN STRICKLAND RUINED ANOTHER CAREER. Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:29 Strickland vs Chimaev 29:20 Van vs Taira 53:01 Volkov...

Remember all that stuff we said about Strickland vs Hernandez? Okay, but for real this time. Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:13 Chimaev vs Strickland 24:46 Van vs Taira 49:59 Della Maddalena vs Prates

This weekend, it's Brazil's coolest man versus the last true representative of Australia's savage, criminal past in another banger main event. Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:51 JDM vs Prates 28:...

Youssef Zalal is either the next featherweight contender, or the most convincing optical illusion ever devised.  Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:17 Sterling vs Zalal 25:56 Burns vs Malott 38:08 J...

Having dishonored himself and his clan, Jiri Prochazka must now pay the ultimate price. Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:14 Ulberg vs Prochazka 24:35 Costa vs Murzakanov 36:30 Hokit vs Blaydes 46:...

With Alex Pereira gone to fat, Jiri Prochazka finally has a chance for gold Only one thing stands in his way: love.  Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5...

The Last Stylebender's style just doesn't work anymore. But on the bright side, the guy who beat him also sucks.  Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:49...

Introducing Philbot. Breaking down the war between Hardwick and Rahiki, along with all the other interesting bits of the Vallejos-Emmett undercard, in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=fa...

It's Movsar Evloev vs Lerone Murphy. Loser gets left at a bus stop.  Breaking down the war between Hardwick and Rahiki, along with all the other interesting bits of the Vallejos-Emmett undercard, in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_ca...

HI! I'M CHUCKY. WANNA PLAY? Pinas Chronicles, coming soon to Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:08 Holloway...

In hindsight I probably should have put Max Holloway in the graphic instead of the guy from the division no one cares about. Pinas Chronicles, coming soon to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false He...

Having finally perfected the art of fight picking, Phil is now the main host of Heavy Hands.  Don't miss the first Heavy Henka of the year! Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands   Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq...

The UFC is coming to Texas, and they're bringing their whole deal with them. But at least Fluffy Hernandez is fighting.  Don't miss the first Heavy Henka of the year! Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinc...

Sometimes all you gotta do is clock in. Don't miss the first Heavy Henka of the year! Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=fal...

Justin Gaethje vs Paddy Pimblett was incredibly entertaining, much in the same way as a fat man tumbling down three flights of steps only to poop his pants at the bottom. The next episode of Heavy Henka is coming soon. Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://op...

The UFC comes out swinging, only to punch themselves out and take a nap for the rest of the year. Breaking down Natalia Silva vs Rose Namajunas and more from the UFC 324 undercard in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_...

At long last, following an unprecedented delay which certainly won't happen again next year, we are proud to bring you all four hours of the 2025 Handies. It was a pretty shit year for UFC fights, but a damn good one for stupid awards. Sumo is back, and Connor and Miguel Class will be breaking it down in the latest season of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https:...