Halal Cartels

Corrections: Anat Schwartz is 45, not 20 something. Even worst. And the man holding a gun on Aaron Bushnell was not a cop. He was probably an Israeli security guard. The conversation covers various topics, including self-immolation in protest, media coverage and suppression, the downfall of Vice Media, the importance of backing up digital content, virtual reality, the failure of corporations, and...

On this episode, Gabe and Sameer have comedian Davidson Boswell on the podcast. He joins us after recently returning from performing comedy for a couple months in Thailand. We learn more about performing comedy abroad and his travels in Asia. We also talk about the protests at Columbia University, the "skunk water" attacks from IDF soldiers who happen to also go to school there and the n...

On the first episode of 2024 the fellas have comedian Freddy G on the podcast. They talk about Gabe's trip to New Orleans, Freddy going to a Zionist school growing up, his trip to Israel on "Birth Right" and some crucial books to read that had a major impact on him. If you like the podcast please Like, Subscribe, REVIEW and most importantly share it with your friends and loved ones....

This week we sit down with comedian, lawyer, and keyboard warrior Jess Salomon. We talk about life working at the Hague, Jewish summer camps, trips to Gaza, being married to a Palestinian woman, the Artist's Way, human rights, and being a Jewish person who isn't into Zionism. Jess Salomon is a New York based Canadian comedian, who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. She’s been a St...

Recorded October 26, 2023. The response from Israel post October 7th has been devastating on civilians, especially children in Palestine. Gabe and Sameer have Luisa (their favorite guest) from Why You Mad podcast to talk about the current climate in the United States and abroad. They discuss the immediate McCarthyist attempts at silencing people who question the indiscriminate killing of civilians...

Recorded October 19th Sameer and Gabe talk about the October 7th attack from Hamas on Israel. Sameer talks about growing up in a mixed community and learning about the conditions in the West Bank at a young age. They fellas discuss the occupation and the consequences of the attack. Mostly, the fellas had no idea what was about to transpire in the days following. Stay tuned to future episodes for m...

Gabe and Sameer are reunited after simultaneous expeditions to North Africa and South America. Gabe talks about the complicated perception of Pablo Escobar, gives a little insight into the sights and tastes of modern day Medellin. Sameer talks about his trip to Marrakech, Morocco and getting injured in a foreign country and leaving just before a catastrophic earthquake pummeled the Atlas Mountains...

Follow this week's guest ROJO PEREZ We talk about dating, being creatively lost and found, witnessing the eye of a hurricane, fitness, being the cool uncle, partying in Puerto Rico and more... He's performing a new hour at Littlefield Tuesday 8/22/23 8pm We now have a Patreon Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @h...

Alabama beatdowns, strike news, pigeons living in the air-conditioner, summer picnics and more We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege

This week we talk about the airlines barely functioning and no one being held accountable, the effects of climate change and how epic rainfall is backing up sewers and ejecting sewage into the beaches on the East Coach and other great things like this. Follow us on IG: @sameermon @gabepac1 Like, Comment and Subscribe. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts OR just share your favorite episode with fri...

Guest this week Michael Friedrich. Journalist, Musician, friend of the pod. Stale punk consciousness at its eponymous museum in Las Vegas. Read more: https://thebaffler.com/salvos/please-shill-me-friedrich We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownpriv...

Gabe Pacheco this week with Brandon Collins @americancollins on IG and Mike Brown @yomikebrown on IG Check them out live July 7th at Union Hall in BK 10pm We now have a Patreon : Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

We are back! Subscribe, Rate us on ITunes and Share with Friends! Follow: Gabe on IG @Gabepac1 Sameer on IG @Sameermon See us perform live every week at Brooklyn's longest running weekly independent comedy show Funhouse comedy 10pm in Brooklyn at Pete's Candy Store

Gabe finally read Lord of the Flies and he talks about the real meaning of the book. Sameer tells an asinine story about a demented essay that he wrote about it that set his high school career off on the wrong foot.  Do all comedians lose their edge when they get rich? Gabe reviews Marlon Wayans new stand up special and why it rules. Sameer talks about the impact of crowd work clippers on the art...

Gabe Pacheco and comedian Jim Search from Swatches and Boomboxes Podcast sit down to talk about life, why you should listen to Griselda, recording comedy albums, and getting harassed by cops.  We  now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:   @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter  @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art...

Gabe and Sameer sit down with musician/journalist Michael Friedrich We talk about Privatize public space urban renewal projects sterilizing the New York City, and the bittersweet legacy of the Gen X DIY punk rock ethos and it's elder statesman Henry Rollins. Michael Friedrich https://linktr.ee/mfriedrichnyc?fbclid=PAAaYHvdWxgFgfAYNKNIQx8-n7l4aTxQvpaKKOGpvBhkmlOqR8Mtdxo-4fueQ We now have a Patreon:...

This week's guest is the exuberant Christiana Jackson.   A bawdy discussion on maintaining a healthy non-monogamous sex-life while juggling work and comedy.  We also touch on growing up in racist suburbs of New Jersey and colorism in Mexico  Christiana Jackson IG @incomparablemsc We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sa...

We are back from time in the wilderness of the West Coast and working on a short film.  Car troubles, street poetry, the tech dystopia of Seattle, the drug epidemic in Portland and San Francisco, fully automated grocery stores, and hotels, Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion series on Hulu. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  t...

Very special collaboration episode with Why You Mad podcast host Luisa Diez We cover Colin Quinn's new one-man show, Judith Light's happy marriage arrangement, and the film the Menu, now playing on HBO Max. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MU...

this is the product you know and love  Buying a used car in LA, driving it into the pacific and the lemon laws Another banger for your ears and brains.   We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

Boom!  From the Fraudsters Podcast, today's guest is Justin Williams.  We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord   IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco  IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon   Twitter @halalcartels   MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher

Triple-dem-ick!!!! Watching the Shining in Español Thanksgiving FIFA Dry Holiday in Qatar Sameer’s Friends love non-alcoholic beer Modern day slavery in the Gulf Gabe is buying random spices

We apologize about the audio on this thang, but the content is strong in this one. See you next week with cleaner and crisper audio. Today we talk about the National Security Agency vs Buzzfeed, the origin of the FBI and their campaign against the Flores Magon brothers, cops in gangs, arranged marriages, no Nut November, and embracing bachelorhood We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord&n...

How being polite will be your downfall. Punishers at comedy shows. Allergic reactions at languages schools.  Evangelical faith healers pray over Gabe.  Sameer's neighbor wants him to buy home made wine. We also roast the movie Top Gun: Maverick We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon  twitter: @sameermon  Twitter @halalcartels  MUSI...

We trot the globe from the Rogue Island Comedy Fest to the night clubs of Lagos Nigeria on this episode.  We also mention Midnight Mass, a variety of soups, haunted farmhouses in Portland Maine, Stephen King’s On Writing, CIA sponsored playgrounds in the Third World, Lagos as a libertarian free-market utopia, and more We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord  IG: @gabepac1   twitter:  @ ga...