Goop Yourself

On this honeymoon edition of Goop Yourself, Bryan and Aggie discuss eggs that go in your yoni, extreme hallucinogens, and the mysterious lack of Hawaiian locations on G. Spotting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a brand new year, and if you're a Goophead you know what that means: self-flagellation and restrictive dieting!!! Aggie and Bryan discuss lattes that aren't lattes, mystical orbs you can buy at Staples, and what to do with all that miso clogging up your fridge. Plus, everyone has parasites! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the final Goop Yourself of the year, Bryan and Aggie discuss the stupidity of cooking with children, makeup artists who ride the bus, and shamen who've died and come back to life. They're also fully on Team Jean. Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this very special Goop Yourself, Aggie and Bryan reexamine Gwyneth's infamous sex issue from earlier this year. We talk female orgasms, pelvic floor exercises, golden dildos and Bernie Sanders. May your holidays be goopy and bright!!               Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this gloomy Goop Yourself, Aggie wants to maybe try pot again, and Bryan definitely wants to get a room at the Ritz in Paris. Gwyneth puts as much effort into Volume 2 of 'this & that' as the new administration is going to put into combatting climate change. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan are joined by special guest Michelle Markowitz to discuss Gwyneth's love for terrible tacos, holiday outfits, and sex sex sex. Also, we report back from our journey to the Brentwood Country Mart where we finally smelled "THE CANDLE." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan and Aggie struggle to find much good in this week's newsletters, but we take solace in essential oils, black pants, gluten-free cookies, and a Louisiana senate candidate that believes in climate change. Gwyneth and Jean keep hawking their candle, but won't let us smell before we buy.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop Yourself's first bi-coastal episode! Bryan calls in from the wilds of New Jersey,  and Gwyneth puts her foot in her mouth for the 1000th time. Aggie and Bryan disagree on practicing gratitude, but are on the same page when it comes to the power of crystals. Please excuse the less than perfect audio - we'll both be back in the studio next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

This week Bryan and Aggie get VERY political, talking about the state of the country and tables with pictures of butts. Gwyneth launches a perfume, but you're not allowed to smell it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we all stare at the ceiling for an hour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Gwyneth relaxes into November with a new goop label collection, reconnects with her (alleged) old flame Mario Batali, and surrenders into the shitstorm we call life. Plus, Bryan gets emotional about food deserts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie & Bryan check out Gwyneth's favorite BBQ joint, learn about adaptogens, and accuse Gwyneth of being a secret smoker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This spoooooky newsletter has Gwyneth grappling with astrology for teenagers, magic potions for her employees, and lipstick for everyone! Bryan & Aggie accuse a grief-stricken doctor of being a psychopathic murderer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth wins a beauty award, talks to dead pets, and wears a peacoat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Gwyneth interviews three quack doctors and an old racist lady. She still has time to make a boring Italian dinner! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Gwyneth teaches us empathy, sells us suitcases, and finds out collagen is NOT vegan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth interviews Lena Dunham, sells girl boss bags, makes sad desk lunches. Also, Aggie is now a Goop truther! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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