Going Terribly

This week Doug asks Alice some much anticipated, very important questions. They involve God, rivals, and, of course, bologna sandwiches. Alice teaches Doug about translucent babies, and he does not take it well. Other discussion topics may include: - Has Michael J. Fox ever sung a song? - Turning retired rats into delicious milk - The sounds of tortoise sex - Eleven is way too many members for an...

This week Alice and Doug pull up the ol' random topic generator and test their ability to talk about made-up holidays, strange movies, and more. It goes pretty well, except for Alice giving the audience a Star Wars spoiler (no, not that one) and Doug admitting to spraying fake vomit in a church. Other discussion topics may include: - Which of the 16 Star Wars TV series is your favorite? - Chan...

This week Alice is moved by an Indianapolis surprise while Doug celebrates wrapping up the Harry Potter movie franchise. There's also some weird Jesus/Four-Twenty/Hitler stuff for everyone else. Other discussion topics may include: - The desire the watch more shows alongside John Larroquette - What is your favorite song called "Power of Love"? - How to stalk unsuspecting geese - A th...

Alice has some very conflicting feelings about Severance. Doug has very conflicting feelings about Alice's very conflicting feelings about Severance. It's a whole to-do. Other discussion topics may include: - Tree elevators vs. Brothels - What are Mario, Luigi, and company up to these days? - It's 2025 and OJ Simpson jokes are as good as ever - White Castle airplane sex - WHY ISN'T...

Heard any good news lately? If not, you've come to the right place. This week Doug and Alice seek to shine a little light into this recently darkened world without positive stories from around the world. Unfortunately, hearing about saving babies' lives and heroic vermin might make them question their own value. It's a win-win, really. Other discussion topics may include: - "Translucent Baby Skin"...

In this episode Alice and Doug take a look at comptrollers, caulking, and work-related virtual reality implementation. You know, real adulty type matters. But not all this week's topics are so sophisticated. They also discuss chocolate butter, ancient Greek sugar daddies, and NSFW virtual reality implementation. And they do it all like gangbusters. Other discussion topics may include: - How much d...

It's time for an appetizer of "What's That Finger," followed by a main course of "New Yum City." Whether slurping down some cocktail sauce or seeking foot-long tortilla chips, grab a plastic or metal fork, extend your tongue, scrape your teeth, and let's get crackin'. Enjoy your meal! Just leave anything cotton candy flavored out of this. Other discussion topics...

Alice and Doug babble on about clicky headphones/skulls and delicious, community-ordered hamburgers. Also, they might accidentally get Mrs. Shen arrested. And what household name owes his success to a $5 correspondence course and way-too-expensive bagel equipment? You'll see. Other discussion topics may include: - Multisyllabic sneezes - Coldplay covering Reba McEntire...? - Dislocated eyeball...

Ep. 232: Two Fabulous Foxes in a Caramelized Leek Dip Alice and Doug recently took a very pretentious trip to St. Louis, where they took in some culture, fine cuisine, and a questionable lodging situation. Doug also learned about adding flavors to hot drinks, while Alice took on a new food addiction. And remember, friends. You're not just some flat piece of toast. You're a full chunk of French bre...

Everything from slaughterhouses to Melania Gibson is covered in this extremely educational episode of Going Terribly. Along the way, Alice and Doug make a (slightly too late) Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch and reminisce about marching band. Which, of course, everyone was in back in high school. Other discussion topics may include: - Did a first lady lose a limb in the White House? - Lord of the Lethal...

This week Alice and Doug partake in an epic debate on timepieces. It's every bit as ridiculous and incorrigible as you are imagining. Elsewhere, you can expect to hear about dog bites, tiny old (possibly creepy?) old men, and the eightest cent butt you've ever seen. Other discussion topics may include: - Professional wrestling legend Tea Leoni - Proper usage of the popular expression &quot...

This episode is not brought to you by White Castle. No matter how much or for how long Doug and Alice sing its praises, we can not stress to you enough that White Castle is not a sponsor of Going Terribly. There is no affiliation. There are no favors being passed. There is no secret agreement. They just really love White Castle, okay? Other discussion topics may include: - The cats have not yet ea...

Alice survived her surgery! That's really all you need to know. And my, what a great reason to listen. Squishy disc, be gone! Other discussion topics may include: - The fine line between good bedside manner and accidental - How much hospital Pepsi is societally acceptable post surgery? - Becoming a backup singer for hospital equipment - Dolly Parton making us all wait - Mickey Mouse as a hospi...

This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee. Other discussion topics may include: - A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava - Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations - What is your favorite slow...

Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies for 12 straight days. That's the second half of the episode, so you've been warned. But don't worry. The first half has plenty of fart, poop, and other butt related stuff like usual. Other discussion topics may include: - Restaurant floor dining - Lou Bega and the American flag coming together in perfect ha...

It's Doug's birthday, and Alice has a super cool niche surprise for him that you all can take two minutes out of your lives and humor Doug for. Because if you make it that far, you'll also have heard the "crudest, most disgusting thing" Alice has ever heard. Really, everyone gets a present. Other discussion topics may include: - Could your doctor also be a spy? - Inadvertent...

Welcome to New Yum City! Doug introduces us to new and upcoming snacks. Meanwhile, Alice considers upcoming surgery, if the American healthcare system can ever fix itself. And the cats have learned some chicken bone tricks. Other discussion topics may include: - A new wishbone proposal: whoever gets the bigger half will be extra happy in the bedroom - Cats have "emotions." Who knew? - Valentine's...

Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed. Other discussion topics may include: - How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly - Some bad news for the goodest boys - Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will. - The home shopping network that's not T...

Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Ter...

Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug remembers things. Together, they play some holiday games and, of course, talk about Alice's poop a little. Can you guess which Christmas movies are family friendly and which are...absolutely not? You might be surprised. Other discussion topics may include: - Is 80 tabs too many to have open? - A tattoo based o...

New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff about poop. Sadly, Alice does not pee her pants this episode. - Alice's exciting new hobby that she most definitely would not have paid for - Who would listen to a Schindler's List live watch along? - Trash ramen is not trash - Poop gloves: What would they be to you? - The pros and cons of a partially smart...

Alice is back! And Doug is here! Going Terribly is back on track with its usual two hosts, perhaps out of fear the guest hosts over the past few weeks might be gunning for their jobs. Where would that hit them on a 1-10 pain scale? Who's to say? But they'll cover said scale, along with possible kitten names, and more in this comeback episode. Big time suburbanite stuff inside. And before it's all...

Well, it's Alice's turn to go on vacation. Er, be out sick. So William/Will/A Random Fellow is filling in to try to make sure Doug doesn't screw everything up while she's gone. Doug has a game prepared, but Will is ready and has brought along his own. Who takes control of the show? It's the ultimate battle of wills. Well, battle of Will and Doug, rather. Other discussion topics may include: - A sp...

It's two days before Thanksgiving, and Alice and Doug have a lot to be thankful for. And yet, somehow all they could really think of was Ryan Reynolds. But there is a big surprise later in the episode (well, technically two!) that will be more than enough reason to stick around. Other discussion topics may include: - Did you know America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the air? - How humane soc...

Doug is back! And he brought most of his voice with him! But, most importantly, Alice just had her first mammogram. And, number two* in importance, today is World Toilet Day. So enjoy plenty of scatological goodness. Other discussion topics may include: - Can you overdose on Theraflu? - Better band name: The Horizontal Shelf or A Ketchup Bidet? - A heckuva Donald Duck pooping impression - Plungers...