Going Terribly

It's Halloween! *cue the screams, moans, and...baby sounds?* You know the drill. Our favorite Halloween aficionado Kevin Roach is back in the studio to play some seasonally inspired games. And, inevitably, Doug will make him say some totally inappropriate things in this year's annual horror skit. Here's a spoiler: Frankenstein has never been worse. Another spoiler: 59:16 in might be the single fun...

Doug's dealing with a splitting headache and a barely there voice, but the show must go on! Enjoy this abbreviated episode full of Alice and Doug recounting their weekend trip with friends to St. Louis for a little bit of wrasslin', a whole lot of food, and one very intriguing adventure. Other discussion topics may include: - Santa Claus Sting - Dead meat on a lost train - "Marlboro&q...

Woman down! This week's episode involves the tale of how Alice nearly met her end thanks to some kitty litter, a trash can, and a potential minor loss of flexibility. She also almost did a crime, so it's been a big week. Meanwhile, Doug envisions a baby Joe Pesci and...researches whether or not jock straps are trademarked? Okay, so it's not potential death or imprisonment, but it's...

Before we gets started - and this is very important - go to LEGO's website and help get a LEGO urinal made! Right this minute. Do it. Only we, as a united front, can make something once thought impossible a very wonder reality. Now, down to business. Alice teaches us about different commodes and when it's okay to lick off your nail polish. Meanwhile, Doug hates how good at match he is. And...

On this week's special 5-year (and one-week and one-day) anniversary edition of Going Terribly, Alice and Doug welcome special guests Nicholas Atlantic City Gonzalez and Wendy "If That Is Your Real Name" Brown to the show for games and shenanigans. Will Wendy's son ever accept her as a professional wrestling colleague? Will Nick ever get *ahem* "invited" into an operati...

Merry Christmas! Wait. That can't be right. Well, something weird is going down this week. You might as well check in and see what it is. If you stick around long enough you'll hear some alarming things about Costco, turkey bacon, and fanny packs. Real suburbanite kinda stuff. It's Going Terribly: The Anthrax-Free Edition. Other discussion topics may include: - Doing an audiobook for t...

This week Doug and Alice spend most of the episode becoming educated in poops and adjacent fields, thanks to an old, forgotten birthday gift. When they're not doing that, Doug is finally learning some new music while Alice is wondering if her memory has been partially erased by the FBI. Other discussion topics may include: - Trying to make "going giraffe" happen - Why you don't w...

What happens when you have to record an episode twice due to a technical issue the first time? You end up with a lot of slap happy ridiculousness, including some impromptu "Words with Nerds." Come roll some r's, hit some hard g's, and keep your k's in line in this really strange installment of Going Terribly. Other discussion topics may include: - Sailor talk: innovative or ignorant? - Cereal boxe...

Highland cows are really having a moment. As are pickles. And if you'd listen to this week's episode you'd think that so are American Girl dolls, poop knives, and super sexy swans (AND their cloacas). You know what's not having a moment? Windi the Gas Passer. Want to learn what that is? You've come to the right place. Other discussion topics may include: - Who won the war betwe...

In a world...where zomboodles and sea urchins run the streets, one fishmonger's daughter and her sour cream-fearing paramour do the only thing they know... Make really juvenile jokes on a weekly podcast. Other discussion topics may include: - Do you remember your first chicken marsala? - How to legally acquire your neighbor's dog - The dangers of living in a $250 house - Bad questions to a...

This week Doug regales us with origin tales of a couple of sticky substances. Meanwhile Alice is looking for a dongle wherever she can find it. And they have the audacity to call someone *else* "Dirty Dan." Other discussion topics may include: - Relearning how to play a mouth instrument - A multi-decades long sandpaper obsession - Period pills: What in the world? - Frank Lloyd Wright's Andrew Lloy...

This week Doug and Alice spend a lot of time chatting about old teen sitcoms involving twins, retired football stars, bands, evil twins, and fantastic(?) theme songs. They cap off the episode by trying to update an old classic singalong for the modern child. In between there are yard sales, heartburn, and...long burgers? Other discussion topics may include: - When was Sir Mix-a-Lot knighted? - A b...

It's almost a great day with Doug, as he researched the wrong day to start the episode. Whoops. Other than that, Alice laments the times of her class/grass conscious youth while Doug experiences his first conscious bout of xenophobia. It's also "It Went Terribly" week, so they correct some stuff, explain some things, and undoubtedly get everything else wrong. Other discussion top...

Danger Will Robinson! Alice has a story about a somewhat defective clock shaped heart purse. Or a heart purse in a clock. Or a ...purse heart clock. Whatever the case, Doritos and Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor are somehow involved. Elsewhere, there's something in Doug's hair, and he can't take the heat outside as well as his septuagenarian neighbor. But at least he has his incred...

This week Doug and Alice reflect on a couple of really great weekends. Cream was licked. Fudge was packed. Stomachs were clumped up. It's been a pretty darn good time. Other discussion topics may include: - Elite creamers - Snow White voodoo dolls - What is hotboxing? And what could it be if people really wanted it to be? - Pilots with pudding on their face - What if a murder stood between you...

Rejoice! For it's finally time for the 250th episode of Going Terribly! Two-time guest host Will.he.is (who just might be Superman) finally joins both Doug and Alice at the same time as just a GUEST (a significant demotion, but don't tell him). It's the longest episode ever, and it's back to back, wall to wall, Godball to Godball games. You'll learn so much about crayons, video...

Alice just learned that a compliment she received years ago was plagiarized. And Doug believes she may have had a tryst with Cameron Crowe. Meanwhile, they learn some rather disturbing news about some of America's favorite clothing, footwear, and soda. Does everything have evil origins?* Other discussion topics may include: - Are there too many Sharknado movies? Or perhaps...not enough? - Edwa...

The D-Man and A-Girl are in the house! Alice is out of steroids. Doug may have eaten a block of eye shadow. Alice thinks she may be more woman than some dude. Doug can't stop saying "coochie." The stage is set. Witness the chaos. Other discussion topics may include: - That mood when you just want to watch a few hundred people drown - A 12-year old's contract to not have children...

Happy birthday, Mr. Disney! (the other one) The episode has a depressing start before finally getting into all the boner and nipple hair talk you've grown to love. Or at least expect. This week Alice gears up to run her annual Summer Playwriting Workshop while Doug discovers he's not a boy, but not quite a man. Other discussion topics may include: - What if Dr. Seuss were a podiatrist? - M...

Well, Alice is back. But she's still facing some COVID aftershocks. And now Doug has COVID for the very first time. No, this is episode isn't coming to you straight from mid-2020. Alice shares tales from Salt Lake City (spoiler: it's a lot of sitting in her hotel room watching movies, like Crazy Rich Asians). And Doug overshares about his unique COVID symptoms. Still not 2020 though. We promise. O...

Alice is unfortunately ill this week, but Will.he.is has (figuratively) stepped into her shoes to co-host with Doug this week. They'll discuss a bunch of questions only...ahem, Will can answer, as well as the debut of the game "Meat or Myth." They cap off the episode with every single delicious and/or weird thing imminently coming to you at restaurants and store shelves with "New Yum City." Other...

There's a lot of talk about currency and puzzle terminology this episode. But just so you don't think Doug and Alice have completely turned over a new leaf, they absolutely say the word "sausage" more than has ever been said in a non-pork-specific podcast. So much sausage, y'all. Sweet, savory, spicy, Vienna. It's all covered in this one. Other discussion topics may inclu...

We're all lucky to still have Alice around after her near-death bug trap experience this past week. Luckily a Backstreet Boys-featured musical has been the cure for what ailed her. Other discussion topics: - Is it time for another live-action Flintstones movie? - The possibly true (but likely not) story of the first person to dip fries in a Wendy's Frosty - How to play a slug like an ocari...

The NBA Playoffs have been going on for what seems like forever, and Alice was able to pull herself away from a scrapbooking endeavor to watch her first game. There's also some talk about computer shopping and domestic finance. Yes, this is adulthood, folks. We all need to get used to it. Other discussion topics may include: - Dongles - A basement escort - Cocker - Taking advantage of a browse...

This week's episode sees the long-awaited return of Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News, featuring incredible journalistic integrity, thought provoking stories, and more poop than you could shake a stick at. Or would want to. Also, Alice got a much deserved promotion, so please congratulate her! Even if Doug will never remember her new job title. Other discussion topics may include: - Terminal degree...