Glitter Ledger

“Wake me when there’s a yield. Until then, it’s just electronic tulips with a nice PR team,” said a junk-bond trader I slept with in the ’80s, who later asked me about Bitcoin from Sing Sing . This post, like my period, is three months late and  yet another matter AI cannot solve, given my procrastination and sheer laziness. I remind you: I do not have a job, but I also do not have access to cash...

New Sode Glitter Ledger;  I must be the only person on God’s Green Earth who is so deeply unimpressed with AI. Have you ever heard one of your peers or staff speak with authority on the topic without sounding like a complete pompous asshole with small anatomy and/or a  troubling complexion?  Alas, I consider myself a deeply attractive pompous asshole with a kind stalker-like disposition . As such,...

N ew ‘Sode Glitter Ledger;  Its Fashion Week where DATS are ala mode on the cover of Vogue. Ipso facto I shall request filing for a DAT all over my body and wrap it in a NVIDIA oil titanium put leveraged on Cote du Rhone and chocolate sprinkles.   What's a DAT you may ask. Well I’m so glad you did. I turned to my psychiatrist Dr. Seuss, who has a confusing following as a Nazi Bitcoin Maximali...

New Sode; The Glitter Summer addition:  Happy Summer from St Tropez Club Sanc un Sanc Everywhere in St Trop -smoking is allowed indoors unlike porn and unregulated wheat puts and nudity on the concord.  In between unfinished bottles of Dom Perignon and warding of managers of Sovereign wealth fund managers wishing to grind up against me to Usher’s U Got it Bad; I realized I needed a job;   It occur...

Alas; New sode of #GlitterLedger Buona Sera from my suite in Sardegna Italy where stablecoin slash wedding summer season has been thrust upon us like an ETF wrapped blunt no one asked for. I am unclear whether stables or matrimony make me want to induce my bulimia more violently but what about when combined into a nonsensical party without booze or pretentious intellectuals. Alas, I am here and hi...

New ‘Sode: Good Evening from Wyoming. Land and of #Jesus of Horses and Bitcoin. In my Balmain riding boots, racist politics, and family values- nanny included, I feel right at home in my #PhilippeStarck designed Cabin.  I come thrice a year anyway to Senator Lummis’ home  armed with #PerrierJouet and impeccably rolled joints to talk cattle and stack stats Alas, I am on a horrific crypto bacheloret...

New Sode; .Ok so picture this; I am at a sleepover. Cucumbers on eyes.  Politically incorrect Avocado mask to the face. Reading the Bitcoin whitepaper alongside the female clown that I invited to Suite at the 4 Seasons from stepchild’s birthday party. We smoked a bedazzled joint and stacked Sats. It was To the backdrop of Chopin in E minor.  It's a good day to be alive when you’re buying Bitc...

New Sode; DAS is (not so) GOOD. I am involved’ with a new CEO of an AI x Crypto project that is a copy French pasta of Fetch AI that accomplishes nothing  dragged me from Gstaad to the filth of New York City Midtown for Digital Asset Summit but he promised me a J12 and PaxG if I was good. Obviously I was not. My Proof of Work is that I did not do any.  Alas, I felt like John Mayer wandering throug...

New Sode’:  Bonsoir from me and my AI Agent in my suite in Gstaad. My agent serves a dual position. 1 securing me as an Extra on this season’s white Lotus as the kind hooker and 2 meme coin trades on my behalf so that I have extra spending money to fix stepson’s embarrassing backhand. A true crypto use case. As I sip my Cote Du Rhone, listening to Tosca kill herself while watching my ETH stagnate,...

Good evening I am back and Oh how I have missed..... most of you. I am pleased to announce that I have officially joined a new crypto company as a paid non paid intern.. I accidentally landed some new employment that I found on Discord when I thought I was logging into my very expensive porn account. Alas.  It is a privilege to be thrust into an industry responsible for banking the unbanked and un...

New ‘Sode. Alas, as I sit polishing my ninja green Birkin bag buckle, alone after being dumped by a ParaFI partner, I ponder what went wrong in 2024 in Glitter and Crypto. There was the horrifying misunderstanding at Neiman Marcus ETH Denver that resulted in my shoplifting misdemeanor, the disappointing lack of staking in the ETH ETF that left most of my circle lightly slitting their wrists to the...

Whist I was manically refreshing my Crypto Fidelity page while smoking a joint praying for better spreads and a painless brazilian wax, it occurred to me that this new cycle will hit different. Alas I wager we will see less of the pitiful tech bros peddling nonsensical seasons of DeFi summers and meaningless phrases like interoperable metaverse masking their low confidence in newfound stoicism and...

New ‘Sode. Alas, I will now be recording at the #WhiteHouse either from Tiffany Trump’s closet or under Monica Lewinsky’s workstation desk depending on what is avail. Ipso-facto the election results of crowning First Lady #Melania Knauss, present a manic bi-polar conundrum for a bulimic alcoholic social climbing woman of the world in crypto contemplating a pivot to AI and treason also looking for...

New Sode: Alas, Continuing on that conference junkie circuit in search of the divine combination of Nirvana  and  web3; I find myself chainsmoking at a side event amongst two poorly dressed founders looking for the exit to my black car. Upon a maniacal asbergery exit resulting in a skinned bloody knee and a spilled watered down Vodka soda and a Limoncello flavored roofie, I manically texted my acc...

Josh Lim: Founder of Arbelos Markets Its officially Cnt Autumn -Sober October -lets go long everything- and cover my calls and puts on the margin in chocolate laxatives dipped in sticky ejaculation from the Sheik who likes Bitcoin. Baby I am back. Not from Token2049 Mars 2112, just from my Opium Buzz of procrastination and expensive porn.  Since I have come down, I realize I might not be as rich a...

New SODE: Is there another quiet wealthy lux term for Brat Summer? One that describes trading Memecoins at Teterboroon route to Venice Biennielle. Brat Summer sounds like a neglected cabbage patch doll and a phrase uttered by the gals who work in digital fashion.  Alas, tiz my *29th  Cruel Summer knee and Balanciagia by Rihanna balls deep in another May December Romance with yet another Low Tier V...

New Sode. Good Evening my fellow Monad Mermaids Bera Baddies Solana Sirens and desperate losers. Bitcoin is up, its MAGA Country I’m waxed Everywhere and Alexis Bellino is back on RealHousewives. Exhale. Alas, as I vlog from Club 55 in St Tropez contemplating my vapid alcoholic yet philanthropic existence, I find myself blessed with the presence of the Urbit Guys.  Urbit- a cult like organization...

Hello from ETH CC my Limited Partner and BCC my dad; I am doing something grand for my life and for this cycle. I am flailing from the depths of the critical reality that I have lost hope on everything except resurrecting Terra Luna. Looking at my surroundings and my contemporaries what with their homoerotic panels and pitches that lack theatrical passion, I am deeply embarrassed to be in this ind...

New 'Sode and GMBonsoir from Paris; I am currently hosting my own ETHCC Paris at Hotel Crillon where the rooms are € 3000 a night, a fitting location for democratizing and decentralizing finance; replete with a guest list derived of the Who’s Who in L2s.  Notably, my stepdaughter’s application to the Crillon Deb Ball and for an Ethereum Foundation Investor Relations position say the same thin...

GM BM GMONAD, my fellow conference junkies, Smoked up Bears, and cracked out Devs alike. I must zk rollup my sleeve in ai intents sprinkled and jizz in pig latin and Rust to provide my plagiarized notable takeaways of the most recent Non Traditional Finance conference.  In my quest to invest, I am on the conference circuit wandering around Hacker Houses in my beat up Loubs looking for alpha surrou...

New Sode of #GlitterLedger.  Alas, I put a majority of my trust fund into Eclipse, the scientific phenomenon not the L2, and a minority in GME so suffice it to say; its been an a week of deep introspection. Writ large.  On the topic of disgraced Eclipses, Licensed Detective Glitter, C’est moi, was appointed to the dramatic Me Deux Harvey Weinstein on chain case by vote EIP-69. The only conclusion...

 New Sode of Glitter Ledger : Flooding of Crypto Arabian Nights Greetings from the Bul Jah Rab in Dubai where I’m bunking with Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud's wife; I’ve known her for years but I forget her name but we used do to off of the Gamma Gamma Gamma house at Ole Miss. I am in hiding from the Crypto Bros of Token2112 who want to stare at their phones, talk about nothing, and get a niche...

New Sode; Normally you would think NFTs are highly aligned with my values; art, fraud, scam, vapid, a sort of ponzi scheme for those without an MBA who majored in Visual Art and minored in Fascist Dance Theory. Alas, you’d be wrong, but only because they are so ugly and art auctions without paddles are without a semblance of adrenaline and theatrics. Pass.   I’ve been saying since the Tony Blair A...

New 'Sode of GlitterLedger with Steven Eisman    Alexis: Is there anything that you find appealing? Steven: About crypto? Alexis: Yeah Steven: Nothing  Alexis Zero Steven: Zero Alexis: Even the art? Steven: Nothing :D   Fresh off of Eth Aspy and still High off of the altitude, and my own grandiose delusions, I have time to reflect on the groundbreaking takeaways of said conference. I have non...

New Sode Of Glitter Ledger. After leaving the IVY Penn Blockchain’s AA meeting in preparation for #ETHAspy, I was filled with mass dread. I’m in regular attendance of AA meetings not because I’m sober but because feel most at home listening to stories about rich people ruining their families. Speaking of DAO's, when token AA?   At #EthAspy, I plan on meeting with low tier movers and shakers o...