Franchise Frights Podcast

Sometimes movies turn into a drug induced hallucination. LSD? Ketamine? Well, whichever it is, we have recomposing corpses, dogs peeing fire, dramatic soap opera falls into walls, and really bad ADR. Mandy and Kam also come up with a new idea for a reality cooking show featuring two beloved movie characters. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Suffer. Suffer. Then, suffer some more. Are we talking about the plot or the experience of viewing this movie? Lorelai's guy, bee stung boy band faces, Woodstock 99 as a person, and comparisons to The Nun. Whatever. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

It's a butt-o-rama at Crystal Lake! Come join us for a nice mother and daughter jog. Maybe have a little skinny dipping time before the big party. We might even invite some red flag waving chap into our house after only knowing him for four and a half minutes of creepdom. Haircuts, USO dances, naughty dogs and sturdy interior doors are also on the agenda. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

The Shape is back! He is padded up and ready for action. At one point in the film, he decides he is a Billy Idol fan. Loomis is back! He is melodramatic and ready for action. At one point in the film, he draws his gun. Actually, he does this a few times. Bucky forever!

We have finished our third round of movies and that means, you get a third round wrap up episode. Weregoats, Freddy tongues and eye pops, OH MY! See what our favorites and flops were from episodes 21-30. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Hey, there is someone walking behind you. In this episode we discuss bunting boom basket death, grip bar gum grabs, the majestic nature of pigeons, and we may have created a new charm bracelet craze. Also, treat people with respect and don't take upskirt photos of them or stalk them with your video camera. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Some of the subtext of this film is not veiled very heavily. Also, did you guys realize that the third act was possibly stolen from a single episode of a beloved animated television program? Mandy and Kam talk about the genius of Parker Posey, the virtues of scotch tape, Parker Posey, Joe from Family Guy, the movie Clue, and Parker Posey. Pop some of Sidney's popcorn and get ready for a dreamy...

Do not call Toby fat! You have been warned. Approach his hidey hole with fertsteps and try playing Bloody Mary with him if you dare. In this episode, you will also learn the appropriate way to start a romantic endeavor. We have it all on FFP! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Bub, we love you. In this episode Kam is worried that he and Mandy may have to get a divorce. Rhodes yells a lot. Steel says many awful things. Doctor Logan is cool as an insane cucumber. John 2024. Want to know what this all means? Give it a listen! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Welcome to Kent Military Academy! Here you will experience all kinds of misfortunes. Creepy pervy haircut man, heart attack having headmaster, a love interest of nondescript age, and a killer doll who wants to transfer his soul into your body. Bed check is at 9. Just between us, there is a little carnival nearby that you can sneak away to... www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

There's no hiding how we feel about this one. Weregoats, gilded eye cases, possessed French Canadians, conclusion-jumping archivists. Wow, this movie really does have it all! Grab some wine but be careful what you say around it. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Tough guys in bobby socks, large phallic monsters, nuns that appear and disappear without raising any concerns from a man with a doctorate. This movie has it all! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Jigsaw is back and so is that horrid bathroom. Mandy and Kam dive deep into the pumpkin meat and pig sludge that is the second Saw sequel. Please, stop with the ankle stuff! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Motorcycle gangs and big burly killers are on the loose at Crystal Lake! In this episode we discuss backside cleaning, walking on your hands, male shoulder pads, and outdoor basement entrances. Come for the 3D, stay for the horrible acting. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

We're back for the kickoff of our third round of movies! Today we're going to talk about unattractive men with great dad bods, seemingly airbrushed beauty, nose sternums, sticky toilet paper, and ever so much more. Join us on our trek through Halloween 3, and stick around for the big giveaway after... www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Join Mandy and Kam as they talk about the hits and misses of their second round of movie reviews. Bad wigs, Kam's confessions, a spicy new category, and WTF moments. Prepare for Round 3! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

This is the final Electric Boogaloo...or is it? In this episode we discuss the apartments of grown men, laughing French tire sounds, very oaky kitchens, and Mandy finds a new octave. Join us for all this and a great way to remember when the summer olympics are held. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

It's a sequel to a really good movie! We have a lot to say about this one. We talk about red lights, putting the car in park at red lights, campus police headquarters, intense eye squinting, Greek life, and the chunky kid from Stand By Me. Cassandra...grrr rawr. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Hey, does anyone want to buy into a fast food franchise with us? If you do you could have a super haunted house like the one in this movie. It has a demonic pool cleaner, MELK scratches, windows of bird doom, a formal living room, and a MONSTER 50" plasma screen television. Most importantly, it has a pool cleaner. Join us as we discuss all of this and more. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Let's go to the mall! Come for the luscious greenery of the planters (maybe with a dead body buried beneath them), the strange gun store with atrocious music, the fancy grocery store, and, of course, JC PENNEY! While in the mall you may even spot the legend himself, Mr. Tom Savini. People are just dying to come to the Monroeville Mall. Get it? Dying? Dawn of the Dead... www.franchisefrightspod...

Watch out for that conveyor belt! Chucky is back and Mandy is not impressed. Join us for discussions about machine petting, eyeball installation, bad egg salad, and harpoony fireplace poker things. Send us a DM on any of the socials to get a free sticker! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Mandy's brain is broken. Kam has a hard time spitting out sentences. That doesn't keep us from discussing Blarting up some evil, bum eating demons, the rules and regulations of the Catholic Church, and hide and seek etiquette. Come for the movie, stay for the bible wallpaper. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

New year, same Mandy and Kam. We're still giggling at one another and we're still making fun of some horror flicks. In this installment you hear our thoughts on exploding parakeets, toxic daddy energy, subtext that is barely under the surface, pop guns, hot dog fingers, and serial killer c-sections. It is busy, it is fun. Also...WE HAVE STICKERS AND BUSINESS CARDS NOW! www.franchisefrights...

Oh no, not that bathroom again! On this week's episode, Mandy discovers that a beloved NKOTB member may also have ties to Boy Meets World. We will also discuss wiggly neck skin, an air vent with gastrointestinal issues, and make up some names for captives. All this and more! www.franchisefrightspodcast.com

Sometimes things that seem really bad aren't so bad. But sometimes the things that seem like they really aren't so bad are still pretty bad. Bear attacks, downstairs perfume, killers fired out of cannons and leaping child psychology are all discussed in this episode. Thanks for sticking with us during our audio issues. They will be resolved for the next episode. www.franchisefrightspodcast.com