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Happy Krampusnacht! Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is Krampus Unleashed, the Rob Zombie rip-off Krampus the Devil Returns, and the utterly bizarre Sister Krampus 🔑 Episode Keywords Krampus, Krampus Movies, Krampus Mytholo...

Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting a small town's youth. Tune in for their hilarious commentary on every outrageous moment, from exploding kids to the local teacher's attempts to beat back demonic teen...

Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to frustrated artist Sonny, who dreams of opening a glitzy nightclub. Packed with big stars, flashy musical numbers, and plenty of head-scratching absurdity, Xanadu was a notoriou...

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Things" together. What follows is a descent into hysterical laughter and outright rage as they attempt to analyze the incomprehensible disaster of a film. By...

Thanks to Patrick, Dustin is now a Zombie and what better way to celebrate a Zombie Podcast than watching a Zombie movie, Redneck Zombies! Stay tuned for this comprehensive dissection of a unique piece of cult cinema, where zombies, moonshine, and hillbillies intertwine for a hilarious yet horrifying ride.

After being brought back from the dead by an evil video store clerk (its a lot, go listen to the previous episode) Patrick rejoins us in the flesh...well, the undead flesh at least. In this episode, we take a deep dive into the 1993 comedy, My Boyfriend's Back. This underrated gem tells the hilariously unconventional tale of a teenage zombie, Johnny, who is hellbent on taking the most popular...

Well, Patrick's dead but the show must go on, looks like Dustin needs to find a new co-host. We celebrate our 50th episode by watching a movie that's 50 years old! The bizarre and confusing 1973 low-budget British film "Horror Hospital" which involves brain experiments, zombies and a doctor who may be a melted monster.

Halloween starts now! In this special, in-person episode, your hosts Patrick and Dustin dare to explore a mysterious film that literally showed up on Patrick's doorstep - "Cthulhu Mansion." Despite its title, promising Lovecraftian horror straight "from the mind of H.P. Lovecraft," the film betrays expectations by lack of any actual Lovecraftian elements in the plot. Instea...

Naked Space, The Creature Wasn't Nice, Spaceship...a movie known by several names, but not known by many people. Dustin talks about Milf Manor and introduces Patrick to a movie he found in a $5 bin many years ago, except now we've got a copy of the original directors cut to compare it to. Leslie Nielsen, Cindy Williams, and Gerrit Graham star in this musical sci-fi horror comedy.

Funky Forest: First Contact, aka Naisu no mori: The First Contact. I don't even know how to describe this episode or this movie, but we try our best. It's just insane, go watch it and listen to us discover more information to try and make sense of the whole thing.

As we wind down summer it's time we learn some fun facts about mosquitos, or perhaps their most annoying counterpart the Mosquito Man...or is it Mansquito? This made for Syfy channel, monster movie couldn't decide on a name, yet somehow decided to make Corin Nemec a tough police officer.

Patrick takes us on a trip to his childhood as we explore R.I.O.T. The Righteous Invasion Of Truth from Carman, the Christian propaga...I mean film that is really a series of music videos with a horrible "story" as a wrap around, but we had to sit through watching it and now you have to sit through listening to us talk about it.

We have a special bonus episode of Found on Shelf for you today. We're interviewing The crew from the new 2023 indie sci-fi film Alien Planet. Joining us today is: Writer/Director/Cookie - Alan Maxon Camera Operator/Producer/Poster Designer - Kailey Portsmouth Assistant Director/Producer/ADR supervisor - Jessica Blue Owner of Illusion Industries - Todd Tucker For more information about the mov...

In celebration of summer camping in the woods, we're taking a trip back to 1996 and checking out our first Chuck Norris film, the family friendly movie Forest Warrior. Kids setting up Home Alone style traps trying to save the forest from an evil lumberjack company with terrible dance moves while the legendary shapeshifter, who is also a master if Native American Martial Arts, Chuck Norris stop...

In honor of Shark week we're watching....Repligator? A 1998 movie about the Army testing out a new device that ends up turning male soldiers into females with rampant nymphomania that turn into alligators when they have an orgasm. Yes, this is a real movie.

Happy Fourth of July, and what better way to celebrate the 4th than watching the 4th installment of a film series! Taking us where all sci-fi/horror franchises go to die before they get rebooted....SPACE! This time it's Critters 4, join us as we check off every single sci-fi movie trope known to man.

New York Ninja was a fantastic representation of the passion and dedication someone can put into restoring an unfinished movie 37 years after it was filmed. Grizzly 2 is also a movie restored 37 years later....enjoy

If you've ever wondered what the Hunchback of Notre Dame would be like if it took place in a late 1980s west coast college we have an attempt at an answer, but more importantly we answer the age old question..."Can you fuck Bob?". Ladies and Gentlemen this is Big Man on Campus

Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee...Patrick picks the only movie we've ever watched that shows a blow up doll getting destroyed by a rocket launcher. Folks, we're watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii

In memory of Albert Pyun we take a look at the 1995 film Spitfire. It's Gymkata meets James Bond and features Tim Thomerson in a terrible wig...

Today we learn that one of us has never seen The Room and we quickly fix that. We bring in a special guest to help us navigate the terrible script, the plot points that go nowhere, the acting that sounds like two AI talking to each other and try to figure out if anyone in this movie is actually human.

Happy Easter everyone, we're talking about potatoes...I mean movies, a movie that started out it's life being called "Easter Sunday", even though only 2 minutes of this film has anything to do with Easter. The Being is a low-budget creature feature that tells the story of a small town in Idaho that is terrorized by a mutated creature. There are movies that are so bad they're...

Dustin and Patrick discuss the 2009 Japanese movie Symbol, a unique and surreal comedy that follows a man who wakes up in an empty white room with no apparent ceiling from which he struggles to escape. A movie that starts off strange and only gets weirder as it goes along.

What's the craic? Patrick and Dustin are celebrating Saint Patrick's Day the only way we know how...drinks and obscure movies. Okay so that's just about every day, but this time we're picking a movie about a Leprechaun. If Patrick had his way it would be Leprechaun in Space, but it's Dustin's choice and we're going with Troma's Getting Lucky. 

We're closing out February with a love story, today we go off the beaten path a bit with a little known 2009 indie film, Lo. From writer/director Travis and staring Ward Roberts, Jeremiah Birkett, and Sarah Lassez . It's got demons, it's got torture and it's got showtunes, everything you could want in a romance film.