Five Takes On The Five Stripes

On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy discuss the USMNT's disastrous crash out of the World Cup. Warning, there will be adult language. 🤪 🥺What went wrong? ⁉️ Who or what is to blame? 🤔 Where does US soccer stand and where does it go? 🟠 Embrace Unity.    🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic http://masonmillchiro.com/ Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎...

On this episode of Five Takes Femenil, Amy and Glenn talk about a great 1-0 win for Decatur FC against a very good Nashville Rhythm side.  🧤 Nikki standing on her head 😤 Another very physical match 👍 New challenges Next match is June 23rd vs Chattanooga FC 7:00 Kick. Get your tickets for season 3 today!  www.decaturfc.com Follow them across their socials for updates. Instagram: DecaturFC Facebo...

On this episode of Five Takes Femenil, Cat, Amy and Glenn talk about a rare non win for Decatur FC. They played to a hard fought 2-2 draw with UFA Gunners.  💪 Jazmin Ferguson holding everything down 🤔 The midfield connections weren't quite there 😤 A more physical battle 💫 A pair of Goalazos from UFA Gunners Next match is June 6th vs Nashville Rhythm  6:00 Kick. Get your tickets for season 3 to...

On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a 2-0 loss to columbus.  🧸 Toy Story 5 🤯 17% of the ball and conceded on a counter  😡👑 Could it & should it happen? 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🎟️ Get your tickets for Decatur FC https://decaturfc.com/www. DecaturFC.com 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic http://masonmillchiro.com/ Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visi...

On this episode Glenn, & Amy talk about one of, if not the most, embarrassing loss in in club history. 👽 Star Wars is back 🤬 You can lose, but not like that 🤞 Bring on the summer transfer window 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🎟️ Get your tickets for Decatur FC https://decaturfc.com/www. DecaturFC.com 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic http://masonmillchiro.com/ Mention the Five Takes pod for a B...

🙋‍♀️Five Takes Femenil is back! On this episode Jennifer, Cat, Amy & Glenn talk about the start of Decatur FC's 3rd season. Amy and Glenn talk with Joel Gould, the general manager of Decatur FC about how the growth of the club, and the big things planned for season 3! 👨‍💼 An conversation with Joel Gould, GM of Decatur FC 🤝 New parnterships 🌐 Capitalizing on a global event 👧 Pathways for...

On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a 1-1 draw with Orlando.  🏆 Building momentum towards the Open Cup 👦 Is jay rejuvenating this team? 🙄 We need a striker 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🎟️ Get your tickets for Decatur FC https://decaturfc.com/www. DecaturFC.com 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic http://masonmillchiro.com/ Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit...

🙋‍♀️Five Takes Femenil is back! 🎉And what a time to be back, with growth of the women's game accelerating, 🙌 Atlanta's NWSL team set to begin play in 2028 🖤💛Decatur FC about to start their 3rd season!  On this episode Jennifer and Glenn talk with Shannon Celeste, All Stripes member and founding member of the newly formed Steel Magnolias supporters group for the yet to be named NWSL team in At...

On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a weird loss at home 🪦Goodbye to a pair of legends 🤷‍♂️ Is VAR ruining the experience? 😈 Can we do the double over the purple team? 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving A...

On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win??? On the road???? 🧙‍♂️Neither can live while the other survives still applies 📺 Ted Lasso! 🎵 Hercules 🇺🇸 US Open Cup 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Ident...

On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win??? On the road???? 🧙‍♂️Neither can live while the other survives 🤣Wins feel weird 🎵 Learning to fly 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders....

On this episode Glenn, & Amy talk about.....you'll never guess it....a loss! 🙄  🎂Birthdays  🎭Romeo & Juliet 🎵 It's a mad world 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All...

On this episode Glenn, Cat Jennifer & Amy talk about the stuff of nightmares.  🍾Arsenal 🤷‍♂️Tata is surprised. Are we? 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relatio...

On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win! Fancy that?!  🤼Wrestlemania! 🤷‍♂️More desire 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🙌 Decatur FC is ramping up! 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners:  https://www.m...

On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a loss to Greggggg and the Chicago Fire.  🌔To the moon! 🤷‍♂️At least we have the Braves & Hawks 🙄Same quotes, different year 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes   🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people....

On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy have a lot of fun despite the team not being any fun to watch.  😫 Building culture vs managing assets 👺 Darth Maul is back! 🍗 Tailgate was lit 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes ⚽️ Decatur FC!   💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners:  https://www.modernpath.net/fi...

On this 5 Aside episode Glenn & Amy talk about the 5-2 defeat the USMNT suffered against Belgium and the surprising amount of positive things we are taking away from it.  🎉Atmosphere was great 🤞Frist half looked really good 💸The pay to play system in the US and it's negative effects 🍑USA headquarters in GA and what it means for the future Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://d...

On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a 0-0 draw. 🇺🇸 USMNT back in the A 🌸 Steel Magnolias 🤷‍♂️ Still no identity 🙏 Thank you to our new listeners!   🚨NEW SPONSOR ALERT Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners:  https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more and support the Modern Path access fu...

On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win!  🛸 Firefly is back! ⚽️ Steel Magnolias supporters group 🙌 Tata's picks are hitting, minus Hoyos 🏆 Shout out female cinematographers   🚨NEW SPONSOR ALERT Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for listeners:  https://www.modernpath.net/fivetakes To learn more an...

On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about the worst start in club history that comes off the back of the worst season in club history. Good times! 🫂 Another new sponsor! 🩻 New community days at Mason Mill! ⚽️ Hey at least we scored ❤️ Create a positive environment in the stands Enter the FanTV/Five Takes MLS 2026 Table Prediction Contest https://form.jotform.com/260493012995057...

On this episode Glenn, Cat, and Amy discuss the match in San Jose, and how it's the same old thing. 🏒NHL back in ATL? 🤷‍♂️New midfielder...so what? 🎵Match day theme song 🫵Fan Takes 🖐Our Takes Enter the FanTV/Five Takes MLS 2026 Table Prediction Contest https://form.jotform.com/260493012995057 🚨NEW SPONSOR ALERT Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Think...

We're back! Season 7 of the show!!! On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy discuss the match in Cincy, and really how not much has changed.  🥇Gen Y killing at the Olympics 🫤Not much has changed....yet 🤞Still more players coming in ❓Who’s the creator? 🎵Match day theme song 🚨NEW SPONSOR ALERT Thank you Maximum One Executive Realtors https://www.peisonproperties.com/ 🤔Thinking of buying...

Welcome in and welcome back to this week's 5Aside! The show where we discuss 5 things aside from the most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy pick their top 5 kits for the start of the 2026 season and we also take a look at our roster as it currently stands before we kick off the season this Saturday against Skyline Chili FC! Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.c...

Part 3 of Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7ktZSegZY Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfivestripes.bsky.social 📷Instagram:...

Part 2 of Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 3 will drop Tuesday 12/16 Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7ktZSegZY Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The video pods live on the FanTV Channel) X: @five_takes BlueSky: @5takesonfives...