Final Girl Standing

Once again we find ourselves horny for Sigourney, now and forever more. You heard me, Ellen Louise Ripley graces this podcast for a second time, much to our delight. This time Ripley from Aliens(2) faces off with the human/alien hybrid clone Ripley from Alien: Resurrection(4). Can OG Ripley stand up against this extremely hot and scary copy?? That bitch has acid blood! Guess you'll have to find ou...

What's your favorite scary movie? That's right people, it's finally here. A chance to pay homage to the franchise, and final girl, that reign supreme in the eyes of our host, Alyssa. THE SCREAMISODE IS HERE!! Sidney from Scream 2 faces off with Sidney from Scream 4 on the set of Stab! Don't miss this epic battle, both these baddies want to be in the sequel.  Lights, camera, action, FIGHT! 

WE ARE SO BACK BABY! Kicking things off this season with a CLASSIC final girl. Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street battles the ultimate adversary, herself! That's right folks, Nancy from the original 1st film of the franchise is battling Nancy from Dream Warriors, the 3rd film of the franchise. Tune in for the dreams and screams as these girlies fight to the death in Freddy's boiler room! 

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. READY THE SAILS. GIRD YOUR LOINS. SEASON 3, AKA FRANCHISE GIRL SEASON, IS UPON US. Use this overture to prepare your ears, heart, and mind for the bracket we have all been waiting for. Watch the films, make your predictions, and we'll see you on the battlefield!

Ya know those cute little paper cups that get handed out at Costco? With the bite sized samples of your favorite treats? It's like that, but instead of a mouth full of  peanut butter pretzel bites, you're getting an ear full of your favorite horror podcast and what kind of delights you can expect from Season 2!!!! Giggle along with us as we reveal the Season 2 bracket and set ourselves up for an e...

A tasty little taste of what you can expect from Season 1 of Final Girl Standing. Who's in the Season 1 bracket? Who's hot? Who's not? Who let the dogs out? It'll all be defined in this quick overture. Shhhhh it's starting!! 

Miss Caroline from Little Monsters and Mia from Evil Dead (2013) duke it out in a massage parlor. Don't go too fast or else you'll trip on your clown shoes! No idea what the hell we're talking about? Then listen to the finale where our guest judge, and phenomenal referee, Reyna Cervantes (you may know her from Bloody Disgusting, Fangoria, and so much more) oversees the battle with a fair and firm...

Season 2. Tier 2. 2 fights. One dream. In battle #1 Sarah from the Descent vs. Miss Caroline from Little Monsters in a rather dramatic setting.  Battle #2 we've got Cecilia from The Invisible Man brawling Mia from Evil Dead (2013) in a beloved setting from horror movie history.  Wait where are they fighting? What the hell is a "spicy element" again? Who will be our Season 2 finalists?? You're gonn...

Maxine Minx from X gets into a tussle with Mia from Evil Dead (2013) on a pond-side southern property. It's hot outside, hear those cicadas sing, and is that a gator in the pond?? Let's see what happens when these two drug infused baddies go head to head for our final spot in Tier 2! 

Cecilia from The Invisible Man squares off against Erin from You're Next, in Alyssa's parent's kitchen. One of these ladies escaped the clutches of a rich narcissistic bf and his psycho family while the other... escaped the clutches of a rich narcissistic bf and his psycho family! Two worthy foes with nothing to lose! But only one can make it to Tier 2. Time to fight!!  (If you're reading this Lup...

The time has finally come for LUPITA VS. LUPITA!! This iconic actress plays both Adelaide from Us and Miss Caroline from Little Monsters. How will she fair against herself?? Find out in this epic throw down at the amusement park. 

SEASON. TWO. We've missed you terribly and we're back to make some freakin memories! Sarah Carter from the Descent faces off with Tess from Barbarian in an abandoned mine craft... I mean mine shaft. They're underground, they're traumatize, they both have ample gollum experience. Who will be the victor of Episode 1 of Season 2?? Let's find out babbbyyy!!! 

It is finally here y'all. The FINAL GIRL of Season 1 will be crowned by the end of this fight. In one corner is Ripley from Alien, who will be represented by Jessi. in the other corner we have Maddie from Hush, represented by Alyssa. And who will be determining the fate of these two worthy foes? Our referee, on the scene in none other than the GoodKnight network's head honcho, Prince Jackson!!! *q...

Our Tier 1 champions go heads to head!! Two fights. No more fuckin around. Ripley vs. Anita (Needy) and Sally vs. Maddie. Where will they battle and what spicy element might await them in the arena? Who are the finalists going to be?? Gotta listen to find out bitch!! ...sorry got carried away. You're amazing, thank you so much for listening. 

Maddie from Hush and Grace from Ready or Not duke it out in a haunted house!! These gutsy gals have a misunderstanding that leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering! (Alyssa won't get that reference because as we discover, they have never seen Star Wars) Whoever wins this one will join the rest of our Tier 1 champions, then it's on to Tier 2! 

Dani from Midsommar and Sally from Texas Chain Saw Massacre find themselves in a locked barn. Only on will make it out alive. Find out who own this episode of Leatherface Stan-ing... I mean Final Horse Girls Standing... I mean... just listen!!

Carrie from Carrie battles Needy (Anita) from Jennifer's Body in a fight to the death for the title of Prom Queen! Listen as these super natural baddies tear each other apart in the fully decorated gymnasium. 

The first match up in the Season 1 bracket! Dana from Cabin in the Woods vs. Ripley from Alien. Get to know our thoughts and feelings about these two queens and then listen as we make them fight to the death in a bare knuckle brawl. #horny4sigourney