Feat. Jeff Goldblum

The long awaited return of the team seeking an audience with Goldblum. Man this has been a long season... Talking Points: Ninja Turtles, The OC, Chat GPT can't do math but it is a great Plagiarism Machine, How much to compromise your morals? Do you vote in your own best interests? Tax evasion as protest pro-tips, the harvest moon question, Train announcements,

We are back! After a disappointingly short Season 3, your favorite podcast has returned with some new voices, but the same mission; get Jeff Goldblum on the podcast. Talking points: Casting the new Austin, Audio Erotica, Jeff's new cartoon, Nick Cage, Power Rangers. Outro music by the one and only Rory Lynch.

Talking Points: The plan to meet Jeff, Happy Birthday Jurassic Park, Land Before Time but live action with real dinosaurs, muppets for president, poorly aged 90's radio commercials, poorly explained could have been Jeff game, a moment of Jeff.

Austin is back and boy is he domesticated. Talking Points: Zero sugar soda, Costco Food Court, Tyler apologizes to J.R.R. and the Tolkien franchise, musical guest Teal Chair, Kindernews, just let your dreams be dreams.

Austin is missing in action, so who better to fill those shoes than the wonderful Lindsey Hastings? (EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING) - But also like....really sweet. Talking Points: Erotica for centaurs, Tyler bashes the Harry Potter franchise, Highlander...no wait...Outlander is so hot, Ms. Hastings writes an erotica novel/made for Netflix movie. Special thanks to Rory Lynch for our wonderful outro son...

This week we speak to musician, actor, puppeteer and all around great guy Rory Lynch. His debut album Sittin' On The Well is out now and well worth a listen: https://open.spotify.com/album/4dg9PE9PD1b4NJM8Odr7H8 Talking Points: Talking shit about kids, making it in the music biz, the flugelhorn, champagne showers and a mystery moccasin, puppet stuff, prime boner years and our new outro song by...

Season 3 Premiere!  Talking Points: 30 episodes away from the big 100, Chet Gepette, Vibe of the World, Cocaine Bear, some St. Patty's day advice, Jeff died in 2009, The Juvenile Gazette, Gen Z Bible, The Goldblums Abridged. 

Talking Points: Marvel broke the code on Xmas music, Album Review: Sittin' On The Well by local artist Rory Lynch, USMNT: Congrats and/or nice try boys, The Tesla Fish, The McGold Card, Butthole Scientist.  Check out Rory Lynch and his new album Sittin' On The Well. Available everywhere and also Spotify. Here...lets make this simple: https://open.spotify.com/album/4dg9PE9PD1b4NJM8Odr7H8

Honestly don't remember much from this one.... think talking points included... Celebrities we've lost, Vibe of the World, Christmas music, Paw Patrol? Maybe... anyway...without further ado... here is us chatting. 

The boys get Bean-Boozled, Vibe of the World, Batman likes boys, Meth - The Designer Drug, Jesus for Water District Supervisor, Muppet Trauma, A Moment of Jeff. 

Starbucks, sandwich talk, Bros, Old Disney, Robo-Trippin' Chicken, Fat Bear Week, most visited sites in the world, Tesla creates Skynet, A Moment of Jeff. 

The internet is beautiful, Blue Skadoo hits the big city, The Obamas and the Illuminati, The Money Quiz, A Moment of Jeff, a new venture.

Talking points: HotD, master of the mundane, coffee mugs are where dicks belong, word play, Latin-based language lessons, we shoot our shot at getting new advertisers, analog vs. anal logs.  Special thanks to our lovely guest Dijon and her friend Jeannine (Former member of FJG Podcast)

It's the first time in a while it is just the boys in the studio and we had absolutely no plan. Lets do it to it. 

Talking Points: It's hot, Welcome to Wrexham, there is no bad cheese, Shreklover4lyfe is your one stop shop for outstanding compliments, the clown white life, The Feat. Jeff Goldblum Buttplug, It's Corn! With our outstanding and hilarious guest Kat (Armstrong).  Feat. music by the wonderful Mattiel. 

L.A. Living: A City of Tops and Bottoms, boyfriend walking, lots of talk about Mexican food and penises, mattress ads, cartoon voice acting tryouts, coffee enemas. Special thanks to our guest Jason Boule and outro music by Gracen Reign (new ep out soon!)

Vibe of the World, Austin's new lease on life, Tamale Ladies, Lindsey wrecks a whip at 10 years old, Kindernews.  We have a new video podcast out! To see the "Now You See Us Edition" of this whole session and a special part two "A Lesson in Mixology" check us out on Youtube. https://youtu.be/gYbo4X81XGY  I think we are supposed to say...be sure to subscribe. 

The theme today is love and dating...as a ghost or poltergeist. Self love, foreskin gets a thumbs up, Austin's 5 tips for love, public transit mishaps, Testicle Festival is back, America's under the bridge hot guy, and why bananas are curved. 

Stray, our new sponsor Mint Mobile, Animal News, cockroach milk, eating things without the skin. 

Nut Bush record demolished, everyone needs Conan's haircut, Lord Birthday reviews Jurassic World Dominion, math tutor needs to move to Only Fans, man v. horse, we all done it, Jeannine and Austin go head to head in Poorly Explained Movie Plots Game. 

Jurassic World, bees are fish, the boy who eats waste baskets, burrito tape, doors, a moment of jeff.  A quick apology to Whitney Houston, Kate Bush and Jewel... you guys are great and we sincerely like your music, sorry we used it for our stupid jokes.  -Love,  Feat. Jeff Goldblum 

A few words from Jeannine, Mad Libs, Pecker Panic of Singapore, Top Gun, A Moment of Jeff.

We are back! Talking Points: Goodwill finds, animal news, the boys get a lesson on waxing, the 80's were a wild time for airlines, Barbie, a moment of Jeff.  Thanks to Shahya for segment music and thanks to August for the get well fan art!

Farmcasting, Kindernews, how and why to lie on your resume, Peter Buster breaks reality as we know it and creates a new being, celebrity run-ins and home movies. Featuring the lovely Ms. Lindsey Hastings and the incorrigible Peter Hastings.  Music by Shahya from his new album: Milk The Universe  check it out here: https://open.spotify.com/album/7d2iPxsdwo8BJQpGGEdtey and.... Ambrosia......

Disney Talk, You can suck your whole family with the Flobie, Austin's Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, Jeannine reviews Jackass Forever, Sadly Not the Onion and a very special musical guest.