Fat Guy Loves Cake

Well who knew that there was an honest to God company, (several actually) that will pay you to take a dump and send it to them in a box? Me, that's who. Also, white boy sets internet on fire with his last name. Hint: Black folk don't let white folk say it.

I talk about my loved ones, and give helpful advice on being a better friend, and overall, a better person. Then I talk about Will Smith taking it in the butt.

So here it is! All the porn your warped little mind can handle! I'm a one trick pony. I did have a blast making this episode, so I hope you all get a good laugh.

What a week! I talk a little about what's been keeping me busy and then we listen to an old favorite of mine.

Celebrity fog-breather Grant Harris takes time out of his busy schedule scaring small children to stop by the studio and have a chat, but before that I pay homage to my favorite UFC fighter/porn star/father of a mass shooter "Dick Delaware".

You think I talked about butt stuff before? Well, I did. So, I'm going to do it some more. This week we talk about a tuba player who kicked some major ass; An OnlyFans model who is literally putting her tang in a soon to be released beer; The study of how many people a year get things stuck in their asses, what those things are, and how the study came to fruition in the first place; And a jani...

I mean, I meant to have a point to this episode, but I ended up ranting about fat people and their perceived "fatphobia". Also, a man is found not guilty of killing a woman with his penis.

Enjoy a new episode of maniacal laughter as I tease my audience about quitting the show. SPOILER: I never will.

I'll be transitioning into a new format for the show and changing the name, but not before I make fun of transgender people and list off 62 hilarious porno movie names.

A great retelling of a classic story, followed by another one equally as embarrassing. I would love to tell you these stories weren't true, but the truth is I probably undersell it. Welcome to the new format: Monday only extended show.

I become the Tom Brady of podcasting as I come out retirement as fast as I went in. So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you about the time I deuced my pants on a bicycle ride to work.

Look, I know what I do is sometimes pretty low brow, but it's for laughs, and it's ONLY for adults. Which is why it makes me so angry that certain books are being allowed to be read by our very young children without parent's consent. You probably didn't even know, and that's why I'm gonna show you. Yes, I do a show that often involves some pretty adult material, but that&#...

Pip pip, old boy, I've got Grant Harris back on the show for a 30 minute sit down to again talk about our cultural differences. Due to his popularity he will be on the show more often in the future, so make sure you follow the show and turn on your notifications. Music: Latinos for Trump

Kind of a mixed bag today...

OK, so I missed Monday, and I totally fucked this show up while recording, so guess what? You're getting your money's worth. Grant Harris will be on the Monday show, so make sure you tune in! Enjoy a replay of my interview with Joe Biden.

I guess they'll give just about anyone the job of managing the Twitter account of a huge company, as proved by these tweets.

Turn on your video as I take you on a tour of the website "Fatties against fascism", but not before telling a harrowing tale of a man who deuced on an entire plane flight to Barcelona.

The Brits accidentally offend no one of Mexican heritage, yet white people find a way to start trouble; According to the Greeks, having a small package make you the better man! I discuss. And agree.

I talk about something. I don't know. Stuff. Downs Syndrome. Mexicans. Medical terms doctors use to talk about you in front of you.

The conclusion to last episode's list of things that men do that society says women should not.

The title says it all! It's a man's world, ladies, so let's talk about how unfair it is.

India does something monumental besides give you the runs!; A new trend for women is making a comeback, so get your garden shearers ready; Woman drops two babies out of her SIMULTANEOUSLY; LOL is SOL.

GPTchat made me a script about Joe Biden and his unhealthy obsession with hair sniffing, and it's awesome, and I act it out. Enjoy.

The Queen loans me one of her best in Grant Harris, a popular podcasting personality from across the pond. (Bristol, England!) Listen in as we talk about the differences and similarities of our two very closely related countries. Video available on Spotify

The explosively dangerous world of chess bans trans women from playing in the Women's league; High school kids take survey about trans people and give the exact kind of responses that you would (or should) expect; Lizzo hailed by back-up dancers as wonderful! (to keep their jobs) and a fat man gets kicked off of plane for doing fat stuff. Don't miss next Monday with Grant Harris from acros...