Fangasm

It's only fitting that a story from the CUM fandom ends in, well, you can guess. Steve and Bucky have a romp on a loveseat that may or may not be Plughorn (okay, we wish) and we find out that Captain America's suit has secret pockets for lube and condoms. (We now consider that canon, no further questions at this time.) Join us for a beautiful and hilarious ending to a beautiful and hilarious story...

Is Steve ghosting Bucky after that incredible, outdoor hookup? Find out if this was a missed connection, if Captain America is Captain Fuckboi, or if there's a great reason for his absence and a romantic reunion and romp. (Hint: it's that last one.) Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and...

The calendar photoshoot gets theme-y and steamy right from the start as Bucky and Steve flirt via chocolate sauce, sexy banter, and eventually an outdoor romp that will leave you as breathless as it did them. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: h ttps://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patr...

Things get flirty FAST when Steve reviews the first round of photos for the calendar...and subsequently makes an (almost) booty call to Bucky. Will they *shoot* more than photos this time (aka their loads)? Listen and find out! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy cont...

IT'S SEASON NC-17 and the fandom—and story—are SUPER, ACTION-packed, and MARVEL-ous. Okay, okay, you get the fandom, but you'll have to listen to learn the ship and story set up because it is giving us major Season 3 vibes and we're loving it. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want...

At long last, the climactic ending we all deserve—full of daring battles, plot (and titty) twists, and happy endings. Find out if the curse breaks, if love conquers all, and why the golden hairpin from last week is a hero. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content,...

Draco and Harry braid each other's hair (but it's, like, romantic we swear), share an intimate slow dance, and then all hell breaks Lucius. Find out just how close these two are getting and get in on that angst because next week is the climax and YES we promise there's boning. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —O...

What's in the west *wang*? IT'S FORBIDDEN! Draco has a romantic meal with jam, err, Harry, and we meet some more magical furniture. Bonus: a romantic rescue in the woods. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

This week Draco comes face to face with THE BEAST and he's...hairy *and* Harry. We also meet a few other enchanted pieces of furniture (sorry, no Plughorn) which means a favorite accent comes back out. AND because silly premises bring out the best in us, one of the best puns to date is made. Romance, intrigue, wordplay...what could be hotter? Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—...

If the episode title didn't give this season's theme away, the opening song sure will! But there's a twist: it's a crossover universe, but with characters from our favorite fandom. Yep: the best of both worlds. Tune in for Season SEXteen's first episode and see what *other* enchanted castle is at the center of our tale, err, tail. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pa...

Ship meets ship when Luke and Han wind down for the night...and that's not all that's going *down* if you catch our drift. Bonus, there's more than a boner in Han's pocket and he IS happy to see Luke. TLDR: The sweetest, sizzle-iest ending you could ask for. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra...

It's DATE NIGHT!!!! (Said in 'GIRLS NIGHT!!!!' voice.) Luke and Han share some tender anniversary moments at Mos Eisley Cantina including a special dance that may or may not involve pants. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patre...

This episode brought to you by the word "moisture" because Luke and Han continue to get it on; putting the 'wet' in wet and wild. Bonus: they head out for drinks at a local watering hole you may be familiar with. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our P...

The action in this episode can only be described as hyperdrive. Yep, our couple continues their sex-hibitionism sexcapades in the desert and if you like PWP this chapter is for you. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.co...

If you thought Tatooine was hot before, buckle up for how HOTT it gets when Luke and Han get their hands on it (and each other). This episode is a sexy oasis in the desert, so tune in for some gettin' it on. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patr...

A hero AND a boyfriend? Han Solo isn't very solo anymore and he's going with a certain farmboy for an anniversary trip to Tatooine where they can fuck, err, walk down memory lane. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fa...

WHAT. A. (HAPPY). ENDING! Our (insta) hearts were beating fast during this *explosive* finale and yours will too—so light a Febreze candle, fire up your long grain rice, and put on your arm sling because this episode is cumming atcha faster than you can say 'Supreme Leader Snoke.' | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannyp...

The surprise Reylo run-in has everything: pleases, thank yous and forgivin' and GETTIN' it on. We find out why Ben was ordering Cocoa Puffs, what hot date he was planning for, and how he turns his living room into the bedroom. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy con...

A recently-suspended Rey gets a gig thanks to her friend/ex Finn—but when she's mid-shopping she gets a great idea on how to get Ben back for what he did (and didn't do) to her. Bonus: strawberries make a cum-back! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join o...

You'll never look at your kitchen countertop again after this episode. Things go down (way down. wink) between Rey and Ben and let's just say the eatin's good in the neighborhood....until a certain app gets in the way of dat ass. OOH INTRIGUE! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and wan...

Didn't think strawberries could be sexual? THINK AGAIN. Ben does some quality control of his delivery but that's the only thing in control as the kitchen gets HOTTTer than the Tatooine desert. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www...

A fun surprise awaits Rey when she takes the groceries to her customer's apartment. And by fun surprise we mean bare chest....AND a flashback memory no one saw coming/cumming. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fang...

This brand new season (and fandom!) takes place in a galaxy *not* so far, far away and finds our protagonist, Rey, dealing with a particularly troublesome InstaCart customer whose name rhymes with Rylo Ken. Tensions are building towards what is certain to be a hell of a *delivery*. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more ste...

They're back already? That didn't last long... (That's what she said.) There's a new 4-part Quickie up on our Patreon that features two of our favorite, NEVER-BEFORE-PAIRED wizards, and here's a hint: Danny brings back one of his super-sexy, super-lispy impressions. | If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Do you hear what I hear? It's the album of the decade. That's right: a glorious collection of every original song ever covered by the golden threesome. Sit back, relax, and turn up the volume so loud that your neighbors ask, 'Wait what's that sweet jam?!' And in case you want to find your favorite, horny track, we got you: Minute 00:41, Season 3 songs include: Potterotica's Back, Cock Jams, It's B...