EXIT INTERVIEW

(1983 - 2021) Kip Pinman, local nobody, died last night alongside former Twitter C-Suite member Felix Kaplan and disgraced baseball player Barry Bonds. Known for slapping stingrays and kayaking outside baseball games in the San Francisco Bay, Kip didn't do much with his life. He will be remembered for starting a fish clothing line that seemed real close to a fish clothing line started by Mr. Gucci...

( 1993 - 2021 ) Karen Von Trapp, the last trapper of the famed Von Trapp trapping family, shed her mortal soul yesterday doing the thing she loved best: trapping. Equipped with a preternatural skill for finding the most exotic animals on the planet, Von Trapp's life was a series of lustful traps: a constant search for a plethora of animals, for two-month love affairs, and for the approval of her d...

( 1972 - 2021 ) Jerry Atwater, the lonesome naked bod that used to sling hot dogs on 42nd Street before going to Arizona and finding himself on a peyote trip, died last night suffocated in a pile of his own supply of dirty water dogs. Atwater, the son of a famous chestnut vendor, spent the past six years of his life on a personal journey as he walked from Arizona to New York City - meeting a strin...

(1984 - 2021) Sandy, well-known star of the MYAN ON WIRE trilogy, died last night while making an emotional monologue on a tightrope after eating ice cream and punching a dragon. Long respected by Hollywood for her willingness to fling her bod into reckless and unbelievably dangerous stunts, Sandy will be forever remembered as the woman who brought two-story buildings to her hometown of Myan, Ohio...

(1995 - 2021) Derek Darquilin, descendant of the ancient feudal family of Darquilin, died last night surrounded by both a militia of angry neighbors and his family of living and non-living relatives. Although the family currently sells banana-shaped corn and raises a stable of ancient meat-filled horses, the Darquilins were at one time known for their ongoing feud with their English rivals, the fa...

It's showtime. Season Two of EXIT INTERVIEW picks up where Season One ended: with the death of Jenny Slenderbye, the release of 20 tape cassette episodes of EXIT INTERVIEW, and the chase for more content... Welcome to Season Two. We're thrilled to have you back. WILL KOLLER as Joey Slenderbye HANNAH ALBERTINE as Francesco Bariano JONAH as Frankie Bariano TRICIA CRIMMINS as Priest Horns / Jenny Sle...

STARTING APRIL 22nd: the moral arc of the universe returns to tape-cassette airwaves next week for SEASON TWO of EXIT INTERVIEW: twenty episodes filled with a cast of newly-deceased guests, returning characters, and your two favorite deity co-hosts determining destinies and filling your ears with heavenly improv. New episodes every Thursday. an ELEVATOR pod Theme Song by AARON SHAPIRO NEW EPISODES...

(15 August 1769 - 5 May 1821) Au revoir. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features TRICIA CRIMMINS, as: an alt-masc baseball-playing chianti-guzzling ghost the inventor of the self-driving car a pair of potentially potent twin robots a poop-lover who gets a...

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features JONAH, as: a betraying co-pilot brother a hypeman for the Sydney Airport a Chianti-serving librarian an inventor of the self-driving bike a self-promoting poop-boss a friendl...

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One Moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features HANNAH ALBERTINE, as: a mother with a lover-filled past (TAPE 106) a vengeful first mate (TAPE 119) a hellish parent testifying (TAPE 119) a bartending Cupid (TAPE 112) a vlo...

Mr. Diagbone presents: some of our favorite Season One moments. Watch out for Season TWO, premiering on APRIL 22nd. And if you missed any of these episodes, check them out in the feed below! This week's Greatest Hits features WILL KOLLER, as: an energetic pilot (TAPE 101) a chopped-off toe (TAPE 102) a pumpkin-headed skeleton (TAPE 103) a prophetic movie producer (TAPE 104) and an office intern st...

It's here. The finale of Exit Interview Season One. Lean in at the deathbed of Jenny Slenderbye and listen to her story - our story - of how all of these podcast episodes made their way from God and the Devil onto tape cassettes and then landed directly into your ears. We'll be back on APRIL 22nd 2021 for the premiere of season two. Thanks for listening to season one. See you soon . . . ft. TRICIA...

(1987 - 2021) Baab Murphy, animal trainer for the stars, died at sea in a landlocked state yesterday. Known for his work making the pets of celebrities swim, Murphy was carving a path inland toward the love of his life at the time of his passing. He will be missed dearly by his boss Captain Steve, his numerous lovers lined up along the Bering Strait, and by his hundred moles who will sing a mournf...

(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his...

(2001 - 2029) Lumiere Blaire, the glowing-with-optimism life coach who became prez last week, died outside the White House this morning. She will be remembered as someone who chased her dreams, as someone who left behind a reasonable profession, as someone who became a guru for all of earth’s creatures - regardless of the noises they made. Her funeral has been delayed, but President Chet will be r...

(1994 - 2023) Another day, another death. Track Trick, the individual who lived in the basement of that shack down the street, died last night in an incident one might call not reality. A level-50 Sims player, Track was part of an ostracized community of Gaymers, existing in that liminal space between Call of Duty and Sam Smith. He will be remembered as a friend to no one, as a son to two NASCAR b...

(1984-2020) Faithful septic cleaner and one-time stage actor Luke Tongue passed away last night, APnews reports. You may have never seen him, scrubbing away at your poo in the bowels of the earth, but you probably follow his boss Aaron Lazer on the ‘gram - he makes lots of money, money. Tongue’s monosyllabic meteoric rise as an actor was rivaled only by his reluctance to revisit his thespian past...

(1980 - 2020) Addie Knickerbocker, Head Counselor at Camp *******, died last night in an accident that the CIA is still investigating. A leader at heart - unreasonable on the outside and alone on the inside - Addie abandoned her life of friendship during the early days of her extended CIT-training in order to don the bracelets of a tyrant as new Head Counselor of Camp *******. She will be remember...

(2020 - 2020) Mr. Larry Earthworm, while slithering his way through a dirty life, could never imagine that he'd have an obituary even in as humble a publication as this. But life is weird like that, and it sometimes provides fertile opportunities for surprise: Larry Earthworm, a worm from the earth, died last night while spinelessly striving to make it in the TikTok world. Over the period of five...

!! special holiday episode !! Midnight strikes. Revelry ensues. Confetti floats like diamonds in the night sky. Oh, the pleasures of another revolution round the ol' sun. Oh, the simplicity of celebration. Yep. That's usually how it goes on New Years Eve. But this year, when all the clocks in the world stop just before the midnight hour, things get a little bit complicated for God and the Devil......

No death this week - just a tape cassette filled with the story of a missing Santa. Happy Holidays, all. ft. SAM MYERS - Dorothy / David Burtka JONAH - NPH / Santa Claus / Bagel Elf JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Marc Chagall DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Rudolph theme song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1999 - 2020) Good lord I’m sick of writing these - but this one's a doozy: Franklin Frankie, executive assistant for famed newspaper boss Rick Rickerson, was killed by the digital last night in the city that never sleeps. Known by multiple storeowners for his frantic picking-up of items, Frankie's name has been entered in Britannica's next edition as a synonym for "unpaid intern". He will be buri...

(1973 - 2019) Jealousy did this one in. Lust. Greed. A humble obituary writer like myself would have fallen for it, too. Ebenezer Xanderstein was found dead last night next alongside American movie star Jonah Hill, leaving his wife and daughter to fend for themselves in the oddly affluent town of Long Island. Xanderstein, a well-known rabbi, will be remembered for his tear jerkin’ sermons, for his...

( 1991 - 2020) Ashley Vanderbilt, former bank employee and famed artist, died last night pasta Exit 5 in Boise, Idaho. Crafting herself a spot in the food-based art world, Vanderbilt will no doubt go down in the history cookbooks as significant, creating a lifetime of controversial works in the likeness of various political leaders. She will be remembered by her work wife Sarah, her work wife's wi...