EXIT INTERVIEW

A trio of prayers, intertwined. Listen along as God, the Devil, and Jesus Christ fulfill their New Year's Resolution and change the lives of a family of faithful down on earth. New episode next Thursday ! NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

A story as old as God and the Devil: four ghosts, three meatloafs, two Bostonians, and one happy ending. New episode Thursday. Happy Holidays 🥹 NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1995-2022) Blake Boulder, dog-lover and lover-of-dog(s), died last night in the Survivor season finale that has gripped America. Competing with all of their employees from the Happy Fun and Hip Dog Grooming Salon vs members of the Normal Tribe, Blake was known as a challenge wimp but a strategic wizard, melding naive playmaking with shrewd friendship moves. Blake will be remembered by Benji, thei...

A special rerelease of the film "Minions: Rise of Gru", featuring five additional minions held hostage on a rollercoaster shaped like their bodies. NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

( 1987 - 2022) The king is dead: God Norman Smith, complacent deity tyrant of the Cat Underworld™, died last night surrounded by his onetime followers. Cult-leader? Yes. Feeder of felines? Yes. Lover of repetitive noises? Absolutely. Norman Smith will be remembered for his quick assumption of power, for his distinctive cat piss smell, and for his passivity when it came to domestic boundaries. His...

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(1975 - 2022) Paula DeLuca, that semi-degenerate Long Island mom whose passion for both gambling and intimate neighborly friendship led to the dismantling of her tranquil suburban home life, died last night in the arms of the woman she loved and on the floor of the only public place she ever felt truly comfortable in. DeLuca will be remembered for kind of being all in your face at all times, for p...

(1992 - 2022) Marina Staunchly, the fiery incandescent ethno-centrist philosophy professor pawning off anti-South Carolina rhetoric to those poor college kids down near Charleston, was found dead last night along with a heap of her loyal fawning flip-flop-less followers. They will be remembered for their inability to compromise, their relentless dogged search for regional purity, and their solid r...

(1995 - 2022) Clematis Pitch, local sorta nobody and daughter to that weird family that feeds animals to other animals then eats those animals, died yesterday in the arms of yet another therapist. Pitch was known for her love of duck rice rolls, her penchant for free range poultry, and for her aggressive dating tactics. Her maid of honor Tanya will be clucking out her eulogy on Friday - and her da...

A mysterious neighbor, hiding in his run-down mansion....two trick or treaters, costumed up for some fun-sized candy bars....an alien support group, destined to discover the truth on Halloween...and one nipple-eyed alien bullfrog. Welcome back to EXIT INTERVIEW. Help us usher in Season Three with this surprise Halloween special, and listen to find out where your fav deities have been for the past...

HaPpY HaLLoWeEn!! There's a ghost down on Earth, causing mayhem in Wilmington, Pennsylvania. Join Papa Skeletons and his in-costume comrade Leaf as they spend All Saints' Eve tearing through the Kingdom of Coal, learning about the life of former-cult-leader-turned-god-turned-ghost King Larry: a tale of intellect, a tale of love, a tale of competing podcast hosts who interview birds. Stay tuned for...

They're gone. Find out what happened to your favorite deities on THURSDAY OCTOBER 28th - for the premiere of EXIT INTERVIEW SEASON THREE. And thanks for listening to Season Two. We'll see you soon... TRICIA CRIMMINS as Stork HANNAH ALBERTINE as Gazorp JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Larry DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Miranda theme song by AARON SHAPIRO additional music composed by GREG BERG an ELEVATOR pod N...

(1991 - 2021) What a thriller this was. Marcus Chennedy, descendant of the famed Chennedy political family, was found dead last night outside of the Capitol building during a rainstorm in the city of transience. Chennedy, known for creating the "Boss B***h Campaign" that has sprung his aunt Senator Karen Chennedy headfirst into the 2024 Presidential Race, was often seen wandering the statuary hall...

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( ? - ? ) Gloopo, the magician, died and came back to life last night because of chili. Little is known about his life except for one fateful hour when he went from part-time barista to full-time magician, resurrecting dead veterans at the Fargo American Legion. We don’t know if he’s dead or alive, but we do know that he will be a fashion icon for years to come. Yum. ft. NATE STEPHENSON as Gloopo...

(1980 - 2021) Ellen Schmidt, known as Director Schmidt to the kids she led in her middle school drama class, died during the premiere performance of her original show "Little Shop of Horrors x Rube Goldberg". Dedicated to the ancient art of performance, Schmidt waged a war against her mortal enemy and middle school physics teacher Mr. Crosbone before realizing that her destiny was to bring the art...

(2000 - 2021) Purell, that mermaid tucked beneath a layer of trash in the Long Island Sound, the owner of the Michelin-star underwater restaurant "Mike's", and also the collector of human detritus, died in her restaurant last night while celebrating her success with her family. Despite enduring trans-continental commutes during her college years and mermaid-biases throughout her career, Pearl grew...

(1921 - 1971) Dusted this tape cassette off the shelf for this week's episode: Grace, also known as Myra Tiana, also known as Meredith, died while drinking and smoking with her lover-pigeon at her one-person show. A performer who flocked to the spotlight of the stage in the early 1940's, Grace became the envy of a laundry list of understudies who periodically and half-heartedly tried to kill her....

(1994 - 2021) Mikey "Yekim" Elliot - maker of flans, party comrade of the old folks home, savior of Oahu - died last night after finally completing his lifelong odyssey for a bachelor's degree. Known for attending as many colleges as he had years in his life, Elliot was known for bringing to light the new scientific research showing the effects that flans have on octopus mating. His funeral will b...

Chris Crumley died months ago, but it took months for a rescue crew to retrieve his body from the bowels of the earth. Here's his story. ft. JONAH as Chris Crumley WILL KOLLER as Dave Bosnia JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Monsieur Serbia DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Margaux theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod

(1963 - 2015) Jim S*****, former vice principal and current Interim Principal of OJ Simpson Memorial Middle School, died last night trying to sell off-brand milk to people who were not who they said they were. S*****, leader of the cultish after-school group called the S********, led OJ Simpson Memorial through multiple turbulent name changes as the school and students dealt with their namesake's...

(1992 - 2021) Ariana Carbonara, Yelp Influencer and polyamorous entrepreneur, died with her lovers on top of her last night in a basement bowling alley in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Known for writing scathing reviews about almost every food venue in town, Carbonara was engaged in the process of opening up her own reviewing app - Yelp for Poly People - aimed at judging the capability of diffe...

(2001 - 2026) Jean Goodie - sculptor of root vegetables, emptier of toilets, sister to a hand-walker - died while weaving a corporate food truck through a flurry of cop cars and schoolbuses last night. A rejector of the monopolistic American status quo, Jean found time to reconnect with her family at the end of her life - gaining newfound love for her corporate-libertarian mother and sister. A shr...

( 1992 - 2021 ) John Goodman, the King of Creams, died this morning in Guam after being stabbed in the back while lying down on an acupuncture table. Known for his sonorous pitch-voice and his entrepreneurial ability to sell, John Goodman - no, not the famous actor Goodman - and no, not the famous podcaster Goodman - had recently landed a major sponsorship at the Third Annual Acupuncturist Convent...

No obituary today - just the story of three brothers in a bar, toying over a marbled fortune. Enjoy. TRICIA CRIMMINS as Tony Mancala HANNAH ALBERTINE as Susie Jane WILL KOLLER as George & Georgie Mancala JONAH as Tattoo Guy & Ronnie Mancala JOHN GOODMAN as Devil DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod