Dusty Farts

Release Date: January 2026 Runtime: ~23 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, civic chaos Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones strongly encouraged for full sparkle compliance Episode Summary It’s New Year’s Eve in Maple Grove, and the town is bracing for its most ambitious tradition yet: The Ball. Not just a ball—the ball. Fully bedazzled, power-hungry, and held together...

Release Date: 2025 Runtime: ~30 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for full dramatic overreaction Episode Summary John (Dusty) returns to Maple Gump Park fully recharged, overconfident, and once again embracing his self-appointed detective persona: Clue-dini. The familiar benches, paths, and long-monitored squi...

Release Date: December 2025 Runtime: ~20 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best sparkle dispersion Episode Summary Welcome to Sparkle & Snark Studio, where rhinestones outnumber common sense and restraint was politely shown the door. In this pilot episode of Chatty Tarts, Suzy (with a Y) and Umie step...

Release Date: November 2025 Runtime: ~18 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones for full blood-bus immersion Episode Summary It’s Tuesday in Maple Grove, which can only mean one thing: the blood bus has arrived, bringing with it free coffee, dusty cookies, and enough medical confusion to qualify as an Olympic sport. John (Dus...

Release Date: October 2025 Runtime: ~32 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones for full spooktacular immersion Episode Summary It’s Halloween in Maple Grove, and John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) are back with their most haunting booth yet — the legendary Booth of Doom, fashioned from a borrowed funeral hearse and two discount co...

Release Date: October2025 Runtime: ~22 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones for best experience   Episode Summary The Polyester Lounge turns into a battlefield of bottles when John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) miss their blood-bus appointment and arrive hangry. One wrong swirl of ketchup ignites the Great Condiment War — a full...

Release Date: October 2025 Runtime: ~29 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones for best experience   Episode Summary It’s a musical family reunion for the Dusty Farts crew when Aria hijacks the intro and invites listeners behind the curtain for a toe-tappin’ retrospective of the Dusty Farts jingles. Joined by Pearlie Fae &amp...

Release Date: October, 2025] Runtime: 22 min   Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary The local YMCA transforms into an impromptu therapy hall when John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) wander into the wrong “Circle of Veteran Brothers.” Instead of war stories, they get ink blots, notepads ful...

Release Date: October 2025 Runtime: ~15minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary The Jiffy Lube booth isn’t just a booth anymore—it’s a battlefield. When Curtis tags their vinyl with Sharpie graffiti, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) declare war on turf encroachment, only to get drag...

Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~16 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary Back at the Polyester Lounge, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) discover that Bob has found new inspiration from an Internet meme. His latest scheme? Hosting a full-on Parking Lot Pugilism Pageant — co...

Release Date: September2025 Runtime: ~19 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary This week, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) set up camp in the most unlikely of booths: a pair of toilets in the middle of a big-box hardware store. With coffee dispensed by “Tiny Trickle,” the world’s...

Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~15 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary This week, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) wander into uncharted territory: the city’s blood donor bus. Not for civic duty, mind you, but for the perks—free cookies, questionable coffee, and a chance t...

Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~20 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary Squirrels. Too many squirrels. That’s the gospel according to John (Dusty), who’s convinced the furry little schemers are running a covert operation in the park. Fred (Farts), meanwhile, insists on...

Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~17 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary This week, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) reclaim their booth at the Polyester Lounge, where cracked vinyl meets cracked logic. Between Fred’s questionable snack choices (hint: not all biscotti come...

Release Date: August 2025 Runtime: ~15 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) make their sacred pilgrimage to the local Jiffy Lube — not for oil changes, but for the free coffee, seat-cushion philosophy, and a front-row view of the greasy ballet. Bet...

Dusty Farts – Episode 1: Pilot Release Date: July 2025 Runtime: 12 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience   Episode Summary Welcome to the Polyester Lounge, where the bacon is overcooked, the toast is twice-baked, and the booth cushions have dents deep enough to qualify as national landmarks. Jo...