Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!

Title says it all. Thank you for joining us for the two seasons of fun, hard work, and lots of laughs (for ourselves at least) While we're saying goodbye to the podcast officially, we aren't sure what is in store for the channel or for future content, but for now at least, we will be stepping away for the time being. To those of you who have supported us from the beginning, or just caught us in th...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This episode, Savy and Seth discuss the fine line between teasing and bullying, ghosts vs vampires, and, of course, BEANS! In this, our penultimate episode, we ask the ultimate question: Would you alter yourself for all eternity just to be comfortable while watching Heat Signature? Follow along with our fan fiction on Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This episode, we take the edge off with a ciggy, talk about our aversions to parties, and give TERRIBLE advice to garner attention at said parties. This week really has it all. TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS http...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This episode, things get twisty and turny (like the maze of life, I guess). From Hot Dog Knights, to peer pressure, to Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephants, the siblings cover it ALL while throwing in some musical interludes. Hug the left wall with us, and we will make it through this labyrinth together! Follow along with our fan fiction on Youtube: htt...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, we are MAD. Oops! We messed up the order, but that's ok, right? Either way, y'all are getting this out of order, but don't fret! We are finishing this season STRONG! Hang out with the sibs (short for siblings) as they wander into the wonderful world of filmmaking, montages, creative differences, and federal laws. Would you steal a car? Let us...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! In an episode full of car troubles, cat interruptions, and birthday shout outs, the siblings get chaotic! Go along with us as we discuss rad character design, seemingly pick-me energy, and our fan fiction project! Follow along with our fan fiction on Youtube: https://youtube.com/shorts/E_GjlPrkP6A?si=QzkRPcTruES_LzcV and TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week we celebrate Finn's 13th birthday in STYLE! Watch along as we call back on to Reddit Guy for his input on Mamma Mia, and stick around for our new dance rating system. TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS http...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth talk Lost references, alternate song lyrics, and marshmallow preferences - occasionally interrupted by cat visitations. Join us as we jump into a nuclear bunker and discover a tribe of Hyoomans! Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount/DDJLS Send us some mail...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, we journey to the land of the dead! Follow along with Savy and Seth as they discuss the reasons behind police cars in hell, the impotence of certain skeletal guardians, and sick music battles a la The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Enjoy reliving Cole Sanchez's childhood trauma and Jake's cheek rattling farts in this jam-packed episode. TORRAIN...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth discuss the work of Jacky Ke Jiang, Pendleton Ward's recording habits, and the possibility of being imprisoned forever in a video game. Join the siblings as they meander through the first art shift episode of the series, and enjoy the new format! Check out Jacky Ke Jiang's latest work: http://www.jkart.net/ TORRAIN - Travel and...

Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! We have some news and housekeeping to catch you up on, but aside from that, we are so grateful for all of our listeners and subscribers! In this episode, Finn seeks to fit in to Princess Bubblegum's Science Barbecue by using a shortcut that has dire consequences. Join the siblings as they discuss the psychology of laugh tracks, fire safety, and try to g...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Have you heard of Boy Throb? Well, Seth is ALL about it! From sensory deprivation tanks to smelling like vanilla, the siblings cover everything to do with the traumatized Goblin Kingdom and their silent king... TORRAIN - Travel and Adventure Gear Get 15% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://torrain.org/discount/DDJLS Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Ge...

Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth talk about restarting hobbies, seeing Markiplier's #1 movie in America: Iron Lung, and the origins of this podcast's name! Grab your possibly evil magic beans, and get ready to plant them - in spite of the frog-cursed Gnome Knight that specifically asked you not to - as you crack into some ice cream. Be careful though, you never...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth are extra caffeinated (thanks to our sponsor Strong Coffee Co) as they navigate an episode full of both dark and precarious themes. If you have ever met your significant other's parents, or if anyone has attempted to gnaw on your flesh, then this one is for you! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, not only did you lose the game (sorry) but you're all honorary Chinese baddies now. So sit back, relax, drink a hot cup of water this cold morning, and enjoy the ninja-mania! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685 Go to Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Join us as the boys get themselves into a DEEP problem in a bottomless bottom, Finn gets flustered with the ladies, and we celebrate the ACTUAL New Year! Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff PO Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685 Go to Strong Coffee Company - Protein Coffee Get 20% OFF | Promo Code: DDJLS https://strongcoffeecompany.com/discount...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Picture this, it’s the day of the Back Rubbing Ceremony, and Princess Bubblegum trusts you and your best friend to bring the tastiest treats in Ooo. What do you do? Well probably not the irresponsible path our heroes took, but join us as we all get gripped by the flavors and maybe the shortcomings of our bodies??? Send us some mail to: Dude, Don't Just...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Is non-violence always the answer? Well, this week, we learn that sometimes you have to just punch bad guys to save your friends. Enjoy watching Savy and Seth as they devolve into madness over cookies, forget shout-outs, and point out inconsistencies. A HUGE thank you to this week's sponsor Strong Coffee Company! Use our code DDJLS at check out for 20%...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week we explore the inner machinations of Jake the Dog's ADHD brain and his inability to focus on saving his own best friend without literal Divine Intervention... Watch along, cook with us, and enjoy this week's episode! A HUGE thank you to this week's sponsor Strong Coffee Company! Use our code DDJLS at check out for 20% off of all of their prote...

Welcome Back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff, and Happy New Year! We hope you aren't partied out because we have a DOOZY of an episode for you this week! Join the siblings as they greet 2026 with an... interesting story of love, confidence, and being your authentic self. From shaming BMO to discussing the personal lives of the storyboard artists, start the New Year off right by tuning in!

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! But more importantly, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones :) This week we dive in to our favorite Christmas movies, traditions, and of course Finn's drive to do WHATEVER it takes to make Jake feel better. Enjoy today with your family, friends, or whoever you decide to celebrate with! Today is a day of love and appreciation for...

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Get ready to learn how to play the addictive, high intensity game designed for people everywhere: DROPBALL! Don't be intimidated, our high score is 6... This week, Savy and Seth are deep in the throws of embarrassment as they navigate the episode (poem not included), talk about the mental states of the people behind the show, discuss the efforts of anim...

Welcome back to Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings take on the patriarchy and other social barriers. In an episode—and a world—full of chaos and not-so-nice guys, we cook up some delicious dishes and push for liberation, one princess at a time.

Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings take on their most arduous challenge yet... time management and storage issues! They said it couldn't happen again, but by golly did we prove them wrong! Share in the curse as we dive into this episode of sad friendship schemes and sleepless nights, and hopefully you won't feel like the Ice King by the end of it. Send us Mail! Du...

Welcome BACK to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Today, we are thankful for another season of Adventure Time rewatch shenanigans! Hope you saved room for an extra long episode this Turkey Day because your favorite siblings are back, and it is time to get cookin'!