Drunk Valorant

Cass comes back from Australia with his head still upside down, claiming some people should never buy a rifle.... not cause your aim is dogshit (which it is) but for econ? Plus a recap of a very wild Kick Off tournament for VCT, and some SEN fanboys are in the chat. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Hunter wasn't able to find a time to record with Cass and Chase this week, but he wasn't going to let that stop him from thoroughly glazing Loud for their impressive takedown of Leviatan. Loud have pushed the meta before, and Hunter is here on the bleeding edge to tell you about the changes that are coming to pro Valorant in the wake of this game. Tune in to hear him struggle to maintain h...

Our man Blate45 is back this week to talk about the first few matches coming out of NA VCT. SEN city is poppin with a huge loss to Loud, 100T + Boostio are kinda cracked, and we finally see the superteams of NRG and Lev on stage for the first time. A lot has happened, we saw some of it, so lets goooo. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

This podcast was honestly so all over the place I have no idea what to call it. We talked about skins, and icebox, and Altered Carbon? Fuck, did we even have topics for this week? Cass? Plus a short intro to the upcoming pro season, before we really dive in next week! Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Of all the topics in all the world, how is it we keep talking about this one? Because fuck breeze. Fuck halls being open, but also fuck it being closed. Why does this map exist? We're gonna talk about it. And some other things sprinkled amongst the rage. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Or should I say WAS the limit... Seems like Riot is taking their hate for Oceania even further with the recent patch. Everything already wants to kill you down there, no need to kill their agents too. Join us as we discuss all things Skye nerf. Who benefits? Who is mad? Who can finally pop their birds without letting them expire? Also a bit too much NFL talk. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG...

Literally how useless I feel on that fucking map, it's disgusting. But Riot has apparently completed their renovations on halls and will be reopening shortly. Also more of the never-ending talk of light shields, and how the Outlaw has affected the meta, and wrapping up with the lack of pro games in the upcoming season. We want more Val. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.red...

With some time under their belts to evaluate the Outlaw, will Cass and Hunter fall victim to its propaganda or push back against the hype train? Cass also initiates a session of cathartic yelling at the sky about Rito's greedy and soulless battlepass. Oh, and where is Chase? Turns out he subscribed to light shields meta IRL, and didn't hear about the Outlaw being added while on vacation. H...

Should Riot "outlaw" the players who only ever buy a single gun in a comp game? Well they certainly aren't going to, and everyone is going to be rocking this shorty/marshall/op hybrid at the beginning of this act. Tune in to hear Blate45 join Cass and Hunter as we discuss just how strong the new gun will be, and stick around for yet another round of speculation on how the new map chang...

Valorant looking like Venezuela with the prices of these Ults nowadays. But could it be good for the game? Or is Riot truly just anti-fun? Plus, wrapping up this season of Premier, and our current thoughts on Gekko and Iso. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The boys are broke, will anyone ever sponsor this podcast? Highly unlikely, but we can make the best of it. Speaking of ecos, this episode we talk what to do when your team cant afford the rising price of eggs... and Vandals... Balls to the wall? Or smoke a blunt and wait for them to push your shorty? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The infamous SilverCam aka "Ball Sweat" joins us this week to spew some guardian propaganda for your listening pleasure. Also on the metaphorical script, accessibility controls explained by people wholly uninformed on the topic and some of the most fun gimmicks in the game. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Might feel like a century, I can't believe y'all still listen to this shit. But we've done it. 100 episodes in the fuckin bag. Tune in to hear all of the zero extra effort we put into this particular episode! Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Honestly this podcast was so off topic I wonder if there were even topics to begin with. We talked about the hell-hole rank of silver for a bit, but the rest? God knows. I'll let you find that out for yourselves. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

After a week or so of being whisked off to the Gulag, how does Iso stack up? There were also a few bonus Cypher buffs for Cass to drool over. Does it make him better than KJ? Remains to be seen. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

What'd this? Rumours? Unsubstantiated claims? Why don't we talk about that for 2 hours. A new gun has entered the fray, maybe... Will it destroy the meta as we know it? Also we discuss what maps are in DESPERATE need of a redesign. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Iso do not want to play this character.... Shit is that joke going to turn away too many listeners? Whatever, just 1v1 me about it. Time to take stock of Valorant's latest agent who won't see any pro play. Plus speaking of pros, DVP Premier team is basically pro now. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

With the PBE changes top smokes coming, there's really only one important question... How does this make sense in the lore? Or at least Cass seems to thinks that's important. Plus a discussion of the Discord polls gets HEATED. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

How to peek in Valorant and probably still get one tapped by their Omen. Plus a bunch of weird tangents, a look at tracker stats, and a ramble about CS2. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The rats are among us. Hiding around every corner. And your Jett doesn't give a shit.... Whose job is it to clear angles when pushing onto site? And, what would the game be like if no ultimates existed? RIP Phoenix. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Smurf? Report. Aimbot? Report. Kinda hurt your feelings in All Chat? Report. Probably won't do anything though so why bother. Should Riot be more willing to give out bans than they are? Also is the phantom underpowered or just underutilized? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Bit of a shorter episode this week, post premier games ya know how it is (we're fuckin tired). But still get up to our random shit talking, cinematic tier lists, and the long awaited very-little-info discussion of Sunset. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

This week we have a whole slew of random shit, none of it is what we promised to talk about, but some of it might be mildly interesting. More deadlock, more Breeze, more VCT Drama. All in a 2 hour package. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

"To be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. You don't kill with abilities.  Abilities create tactical opportunities to take the right shot." And since then, Riot has done their best to adhere to the words of that tweet. By removing anything that a player may consider "unique" or "fun". Join us this week as we discuss the lengthy changes coming in the next act, the res...

That's right, your least favorite, long sight-line, "go A" simulator map is BACK. Will the changes be a good thing, or will they allow the defenders to fucking roll every time? Join us plus our Aussie friend Arctek as we discuss the map changes and probably some more wrong shit about Champions. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast