Drunk By Noon

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Welcome back to Drunk By Noon! In this milestone Episode 50, we’re joined by friend of the pod, George, for a chaotic deep dive into everything from secret PMC startups and AI drone training to post traumatic JFL disorder. We're all tier one operator F1 billionaires and we kill at Wendy's after our moms drop us off except for Peter whose mom threw him into a wood chipper at age six so he t...

Is the world collectively hallucinating, or is it just another episode of Drunk By Noon? 🍻 In Episode 49, we’re diving deep into the weirdest corners of modern reality. We kick things off with the news of Trump and Joe Rogan discussing the potential legalization of psychedelics. Will mushrooms actually become the new frontier for medical research, or are we just risking a collective case of schiz...

The guys return for an episode fuelled by Tinder fails, botched dental work, and international fugitives. Pecker attempts to coach the crew through a Persian Tinder match , while the table discusses why Brazil is the ultimate destination for global hide-and-seek. The highlight of the episode comes when the group finally notices a physical detail about Peter that has been right in front of them for...

Welcome back to Episode 47 of the Drunk By Noon podcast! This week, the guys are joined by the return of the hilarious Saba Jakeman. In this episode, Saba pulls back the curtain on her side hustle as a "professional catfisher" (aka an OF manager). She breaks down the bizarre world of dealing with 60-year-old clients, and the specific phrase that almost got her fired. We also dive deep in...

Welcome back to another episode of Drunk By Noon! In Episode 46, we’re joined by Montreal’s own rising comedy star and 2025 JFL New Face, Tom Murphy. In this episode, Tom opens up about his journey in the Montreal comedy scene, his upcoming move to Austin, Texas, and the whirlwind process of getting married and immigrating. We dive into the realities of American representation for comedians, what...

This week on Drunk By Noon, the chaos reaches new heights. We dive deep into the Derek Chauvin prison stabbing and pension drama, the absolute absurdity of the "Manosphere" and Louis Theroux's latest documentary, and why the "Red Pill" community is actually living in a contradiction. From the bizarre conspiracy of Nordic alien hybrids to the questionable logic of growing to...

In this episode of the Drunk By Noon podcast, we are joined by Montreal's rising open mic comedy star, Jon Allen! Jon breaks down the unbelievable story of how a friend paid him a cool $1,000 just to do his very first stand-up set—and why that might end up being the financial peak of his comedy career. We also get into his agonizing ride through a brutal gallbladder attack that struck after ea...

What happens when you mix magic mushrooms, a double-decker Toronto tour bus, and a hijacked cameraman? Peak West Island Cinema. In Episode 43, we're joined by Kevin Campbell to break down the wild backstory behind the cult classic docuseries Pussy Patrol. We're also diving into the conspiracy behind the Just For Laughs showcases, Pecker's heroism when faced with genderfluid people in j...

Welcome back to Drunk By Noon, Episode 42! In this episode, the crew is joined by guest Jonathan Burrello, creator of the comic series Big Insane Happy, to discuss the grind of self-publishing graphic novels and building a weird creative "ecosystem".We dive deep into why Jonathan prefers local printing over Amazon KDP, the bizarre "Wolf of Vending Machines" story, and the legen...

Is it a scam if it’s legal? Today we're joined by Montreal's own JFL comic Jason Houle to discuss starting a comedy career out of pure spite. We also take a deep dive into Jason’s unique upbringing in a single-dad household, his father's passion for photography, the Future Shop refund scam, billionaire creeps, signing slurs and the terrifying reality of modern drone warfare. In this ep...

In Episode 40 of the Drunk By Noon Podcast, the crew sits down with the man, the myth, and the viral TikTok legend from seven years ago: HashThe1. Introduced as the "funniest man under five feet in the province," Hash opens up about his recent transition from internet sensation to the world of professional wrestling. We dive deep into the chaotic world of independent wrestling, discussin...

In this episode of Drunk by Noon, we sit down with local Montreal comedy legend Richard Mullen. With 20 years in the game, Richard has performed everywhere in Canada from the auditorium of a hospital in Iqaluit to military crowds in Pembroke, OntarioRichard opens up about his incredible medical journey: living with Type 1 diabetes, surviving a world-first double transplant, and even suffering a he...

Returning crowd favourite Dean Bertoia joins the boys to discuss his social media hiatus, the Harry Potter series, why he's seasonally unemployed and the tragic reason he’ll never play pickleball again. From the graphic newspapers of Cancun to the Siberian "waterboarding" cure that saved Peker's life as a baby, the boys are back with some of their wildest stories yet. We dive dee...

Comedian Jacob Silva joins the podcast this week to air out some major grievances and share insane stories from the road. From opening for Mark Normand and Rich Vos and the mystery of the missing shoes to chilling with Dan Soder Jacob holds nothing back. We dive into the differences between the Montreal and Toronto comedy scenes, his time managing a vape store, and why he decided to move back home...

This week, we are joined by AC Valiente, a professional competitive eater and stand-up comic. We discuss: How to survive a 7lb deli sandwich challenge. The difference between "eating for fun" and "eating for sport." Getting recognized by competitive eating legend Randy Santel. Best Pizza in Montreal: Vincent Submarine vs. The Chains. A heated debate on Nicolas Cage’s best movies. Why honey badgers...

Montreal comedian Will J. Flynn joins the Drunk By Noon podcast for an episode full of near-death experiences and comedy gold. Will shares how he survived two heart attacks, fought off skin cancer, and transitioned from a warehouse quitter to a decade-long staple of the Montreal comedy scene. We cover everything from the chaos of foster parenting to the unhinged school systems of the 1970s. Timest...

**Attention the audio goes out of sync at certain parts of this episode (no I will not fix it) and for this reason we recommend just listening to the episode** What is it like to be born into a cult in Mexico, move to Taiwan as a child missionary, and eventually land in a French-immersion school in Quebec? This week, Montreal comedian Eman Belanger joins the Drunk by Noon podcast to share one of t...

In this episode, we dive into Radu’s journey through comedy school (Joke Club), his short-lived brown t-shirt business, and why he prefers the bus over driving in Montreal. We also share some of our most unhinged travel stories, including a narco-run bar in Costa Rica and a very sketchy trip to Mexico that involves a "bottle of water" and a whole lot of blow. Whether we're debating t...

Is it stress, genetics, or just too much "street fighting"? 🍻In Episode 32, the survivor himself, Vance Michel, returns to the studio just two months after a major heart attack to break down what actually happened. From the six-pill-a-day lifestyle to the theory that masturbation might have actually saved his life, we’re getting into the gritty (and hilarious) details of his recovery. B...

Erik Intrevado pops back on to update us on his weekly show at the Burgundy Lion. Pecker tells a story about his autistic cellmate, Peter pretends to like rap, Samson puts up curtains. WELCOME BACK TO SEASON 3 OF THE DRUNK BY NOON PODCAST

Season 2 finale, happy holidays, I love you all, Osmosis Jones bring me back my fucking bike.

CEO of wikipedia was on the Epstein flight logs confirmed.

Someone give the president of Costa Rica 20$ so the currency stabilises.

We got a Weinstein job here Barbara.