Downsizing

I'm straight up the most bilingual podcaster on the market Outro Song: Jacuzzi - Radio Radio Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm on a real spray and pray type jam if you know what I mean. Outro Song: Bed Bugs - Amaroun Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Straight up about to do a hotel's worth of laundry ngl Outro Song: Canned Heat - Jamiroquai Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm back and sicker than ever. Outro Song: Cough Syrup - Young the Giant Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I quite literally am sweating from eating/ Outro song: Paradise Lost - Chihara Minori Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Forget exercise, getting to a point where you can talk to a real person in customer service is the only true test of endurance. Outro song: Purple Lamborghini - Skrillex & Rick Ross Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Oh by the way it's Halloween.  Didn't really mention it, but it is.  To be clear, I do not wish you  a happy Halloween, it is simply Halloween. Outro song: Spooky Scary Skeleton Dance Remix - Nick Rodgers Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm like Superman for cats. Outro song: Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My haters are my motivators dawg Outro song: I Love Pumpkins! - Harry Kindergarten Music Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I just came across a clip from I guess a recent episode of Walking Dead where Rick is talking to cops in the present....?  Like do they have infrastructure now?  They have someone making decals and uniforms for police???   Outro Song: Your Man - Josh Turner Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Listen until the end to hear me talk about a book I sure couldn't include in the title of the episode! Outro song: Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Damn Darude looks like Fred Durst if he was in A-ha. Outro Song: Party Rock Anthem -LMFAO With appearances by Sandstorm - Darude Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I watched a video today of a guy who ate his body weight in beans and I'm about to pop off... Outro Song: Vyvanse - Grounders Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I might go ham and just straight up have a bubble bath, like I just don't give a damn haha Outro Song: Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I plan on getting so grossly muscular I look like Baki's older brother. Outro Song: Ants Marching - Dave Matthews Band Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I watch one episode of Better Call Saul and all of the sudden I'm an expert on scams. Outro song: The Farmers' Market Song - Bullseye the Band Podcast art by Joey Rizk

What happened to Veta Scotia? Outro song: Barrett's Privateers - Stan Rogers Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm going to get myself banned from the Maritimes. Outro Song: Vacation - The Go-Go's Podcast Art by Joey Rizk

Really just going full basement troll on this one. Outro Song: Resonance - T.M. Revolution Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Think I might get myself sent to prison for the gym culture. Outro Song: Glasses On - Collin Richardson Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Bro who knew sleep made you feel good? Outro Song: Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I legit spilled so much and I'm just going to go to bed and not clean it up because I am an adult, which means I have the freedom to behave like a child. Outro Song: Limoncello - Skratch Bastid Podcast art by Joey Rizk

All this math makes me crave a nice heaping helping of Soylent Green. Outro Song: Hakuna Matata - The Lion King Podcast art by Joey Rizk

So funny to say you're too fat for squats and deadlifts when powerlifters exist. Outro Song: Oh...Canada - Classified Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm going to become The Avalanches of podcasting and just make an entire episode entirely out of samples of other podcasts. Outro Song: Wedding March - BobMusic Podcast art by Joey Rizk