Down N Nappy

Alright, Young Squires, we've invited Vas Sanchez back to wrap up Season 3. As we're all well aware, this season gave us all the emotions, stresses, and ultimately soap opera vibes (for Jasmine). It's time to lay this one to rest...like Sybil and Matthew (too soon?). Join us for a Season 3 wrap up, some DNN Jeopardy, and our hopes and dreams for Season 4. Shall we go through? Instag...

Hello Young Squires!  In this very special episode, the family journeys to the Scottish Highlands, while Branson stays home unsupervised.  The servants go to a fair, much to Carson's dismay.  Isobel and Mrs. Patmore bet on themselves. Jimmy and Thomas make up. Edna's after Jasmine's boyfriend.  Robert finally gets it, and Jasmine figures out that it's been a soap opera the whol...

Welcome back from the accidental break, Young Squires, but this episode is worth the wait! In this "official" season closing episode we see Robert going through it, Barrow facing the consequences of O'Brien's villanous scheme, and a rousing game of cricket, which Molesley is a PRO at. Tune in for the shenanigans and stay for the Violet quotes. Shall we go through? Instagram: @d...

Young Squires! Bates is home and Thomas needs a new job.  But he can't stay focused with Jimmy on the loose.  Tom's brother Kieran brings more Branson foolishness. Matthew is sick of Robert.  Isobel is sick of Violet.  And we're all sick of the high school drama brewing downstairs.  Shall we go through? Instagram: @down.n.nappy Gmail: down.n.nappy@gmail.com

Join us as we mourn, but even though we're sad there is still tea to spill. Cora is hitting Robert with that "raht tat tat tat" every time he even thinks about speaking to her. Matthew is attempting to get the estate in order to Robert's dismay. And O'Brien is still taking it too far. Come for the B Storyline and stay for the pettiness, so shall we go through? Instagram: @...

Hello Young Squires! It's finally time for little baby Branson to arrive and Robert has brought in an "expert." Downstairs there's a love rhombus between the servants, and Thomas lets his guard down just enough for O'Brien to notice.  Sybil loses points for the first time.  Downton won't let us have anything nice. We hope you're doing well after this episode beca...

Welcome back Young Squires.  In this episode, Ethel makes a tough choice, Tom is lying, and Carson wants to see the Org chart.  Edith finds something to do, Robert refuses to face facts, and O'Brien is watching Thomas who is watching the new footman.  Also the ladies recap their Beyoncé experiences at the Renaissance World Tour!  Shall we go through? Instagram: @down.n.nappy Gmail: down.n.nap...

Grab your riding gloves, Young Squires, because this tea is too hot to hold. The two petty queens, Thomas and O'Brien, are working on ruining each others lives. Carson and Anna are vying to be top detective, but are playing Kindergarten Cops. And Matthew has gotten a letter, come to the drawing room to find out who it's from. Finally, we are being gifted another wedding--looks like thing...

Welcome to the tea party, Young Squires! Mary and Matthew are back from their honeymoon and they're talking naaasssstyyyy. Grandmama Martha is still visiting from America; having a blast and pissing off the Britts--but don't worry she'll still save the day. Meanwhile, there are medical concerns downstairs, Thomas f's around is about to find out, and Edith teaches us how to get...

Episode 1 and the Shirley's are in their bag!  Mary and Matthew are finally getting married... maybe.  Sybil and Tom come back from Ireland and Violet is on a mission to civilize.  Bates is still Bates-ing, Daisy goes on strike, and Robert is broke... AGAIN. Cheers! Instagram: @down.n.nappy Gmail: down.n.nappy@gmail.com

Welcome back, Young Squires. We do hope you enjoyed your respite, but as it were, it's time for tea and we daren't delay any longer. Before we dive head first into Season 3, you know we had to hit you with another mini-sode, and this one comes with our first guest Lord Meander Brookton himself, Vas Sanchez. We do a slight recap, quiz Vas on some Down N' Nap-eordy, and we hear Vas&ap...

Its that special time of year, Young Squires. Our very first Downton Christmas special and our season 2 finale!  Thomas tries to make himself more trustworthy in the shadiest way possible. Aunt Rosamund and Edith are a little too desperate.  Bates goes to trial with a public defender.  The staff communicates with the dead.  And Mary and Matthew finally stop playing at the Servants Ball. See you in...

Before the clock strikes midnight we want to drop this crazy episode for you. Today the tea is hot and making the Abbey clear their throats. Wedding bells are ringing while Matthew and Mary are throwing themselves in everyone's face and Lavina is catching it...and a fever. Thomas is trying hard to find a job. And let's see what's really going on with Robert and Jane. Come for the we...

Hello Young Squires! The war is over and the family is reeling.  Lord Grantham sees Cora in a new light.  Sybil makes a fateful decision.  Thomas learns that crime is a tricky profession.  Mary can't hold it together anymore.  Ethel shoots her shot. And finally, Matthew experiences a miracle. Join us for all the tea! Instagram: @down.n.nappy Gmail: down.n.nappy@gmail.com

Wassup Young Squires! It's 1918 and Downton offers us a comedic (at least to us) episode to combat all the hardship. Isobel gets played like BooBoo, Matthew is in his Emo bag, and yet Edith is still the biggest clown of them all. Join us as Richard puts his foot down, O' Brien gets out villained, and they war comes to a close. We hope you're ready, because it's time to go throu...

Its August 1918 and the worst has happened. Matthew and William are critically injured.  Vera has once again been summoned from her lair to spread chaos and darkness throughout the land, only to find that perhaps she has met her match.  Mrs. Hughes takes pity on Ethel. Medical practices of the day leave much to be desired.  And Violet is sick of people telling her no.   Instagram: @down.n.nappy Gm...

Its another episode, young Squires, but this time its getting musical! We open on early 1918 and Edith and Mary are putting on a show for the officers.   Matthew and William go missing. Ethel isn't ready for the consequences of her actions.  O'Brien is always trying to stir up some mess. Molesley sees his big chance.  Two old enemies reunite for the greater good, and Isobel and Cora have...

What's up Squires, today's episode is a wild ride. It's July 1917 and Isobel has worn the hell out of her welcome. O'Brien has her puppet strings wrapped around, Ethel is real hot in the pants, and Edith found herself a little job. Jasmine takes us through so you know we talk about Branson’s fine ass and how he may be acting up a bit! In other news, Daisy's in some shit, B...

Episode 2 is here and the war is still warring but the crew is busy looking for love.  Mary has a new boo with a shady past.  The family is still trying to see what Matthew sees in Lavinia.  Edith needs to keep her narrow behind in the house. Thomas and O'Brien are trying to be nice for a change. Isobel still doesn't understand boundaries. And both Carson and Dr. Clarkson and have had en...

We start Season 2 in November 1916, and the war is raging, honey. Matthew is fighting, but still has a footman. William is a footman, but wants to be a soldier. And Thomas is a Corporal, but will do anything to get the hell out of the war. However, don't worry, this show has leave to spare so Matthew comes back to Downtown with a huge bomb--will him and Mary let it detonate?  Sybil goes off t...

Greetings gentle-listeners! Let's get ready for Season 2! The tea is piping and the women are still black. In this introduction to Downton Abbey's second season (or series), we talk about our hopes and dreams for our dear Abbey and our Oscar's Noms for 2023. come for the aristocracy and stay for the caucasity--we're readying for a Season 2. We hope you'll join us as we go...

In this slightly extended episode, we take you through the season finale and the tea is overflowing. After wrapping up Sybil's first season in London the Crawley's return to Downton just in time to stir the pot. There is a garden party to plan for, a new phone being installed, and multiple broken hearts along the way. Violet keeps us enthralled with her witty banter and O'Brien take...

Good morning babes, gather around because it's time to go through! In this episode Jasmine addresses the injustice that is being thrown at her boyfriend Branson when Sybil decides to get in to politics. Thomas and O'Brien still doing their hateration and holleration in this dancery, Edith may be getting some play, and Carson gets some tea straight from London. *oop eyes* So ring the dres...

Good you're here! It's tea time and this one is served with a lot of bite. Today we go through episode 5 of season 1, and it's a mess chile. It's the annual Garden Show and the Grantham Cup is on the line so y'all know Isobel is out here stirring the pot. This week's tally gets out of hand, Thomas & Brien hatch a miserable plan, and there is some romance in time f...

Shall we have tea? It's May 1913, and the tea is HOT as the fair comes to Downton; you'd think n*ggas never seen a fair before. Ms. Hughes has a suitor, Mary is flirting again, and Violet hires Matthew as a lawyer. If that's not enough to make you take a sip, Jasmine's favorite character finally makes an appearance. Your presence is requested in the drawing room, you won't...