Dollspace

If you're not living under a rock, you know that Degrassi's Annie Clark has formally changed her name to MAMA ANNIE CLARK. Which I thought was extreme, but she's a method actor so it kind of checks out. Her beautiful baby boy is HERE and ON INSTAGRAM, Zuckerberg saw him and said "holy crap, the God's have blessed us with a real one. I love men!" Anyway, this episode I...

Something was in the water last night because Annie and I were on some type of GIGGLE BEAT. I can't listen to this episode, because I laugh so hard, I shake my baby up and my OB told me that's bad for it! JK, she didn't say that, she actually doesn't give me the time of day. I went in today and she didn't even sit down, she just went "everything good?" And I went...

Wtf - it's our 50th episode? We didn't notice because as pregnant women, we are constantly losing the "grey matter' in our brain, or at least that's what "EXPECTING BETTER BY EMILY OSSLER" told us. It also told us we could get hammered if we want to. What is grey matter? I'm picturing wet cement. What are you picturing? Just kidding, don't answer that....

DOLLSPACE? On a TUESDAY? Not like anyone would notice, but Dollspace is usually released on a THURSDAY! Thursday is named after Thor, God of Thunder. Sunday is named after the Sun and Monday is named after the Moon. Saturday is named after Saturn. The rest of the days are named after random norse Gods. Trudeau resigned. BING BONG I can do whatever I want here!!!

Another humiliating day in Canada for Sam, as her father once again comes face to face with a cock ring that doesn't belong to his wife (he wishes!) but instead, his pregnant daughter. Yuck. Times like this I thank God I don't have a child to traumatize me - oh wait, I have one coming in May. I'm an idiot. (Also, we answer your questions AND you get to hear someone hammering a baseb...

Ok naughty listeners, not enough of you wrote in so we had to talk about RECYCLING this episode. But don't worry, as usual we spiralled into a fascinating conversation that lead to what I believe is a world changing idea - shooting garbage into a black hole (or Jupiter's red spot) - but ah! I've said too much. Listen for yourself and decide if you think I'm a genius and if Anni...

Peasants? Is that you peasants? Sam here with another unhinged episode description - let's see, what did we cover... Annie wants all of you to watch her movie Ghosts of Christmas past (her words, not mine!), a girl asked us if she should have bridesmaids who don't text her on her bday, and I reveal that I once hit a man with my car - never turned back to see if he lived or died. Jk... or...

Ding dong! If you're reading this, please know that we know the first 12 minutes are kind of boring, ok? WE KNOW THAT. But we kept it in because if you get through them, you get some tea and gossip. Tea and crumpets. We wanted to know who the real ones were. Real recognize real. Listen to us talk about our home rennos and be rewarded with a little GOSSIP. 

A week late - WHY? Because I'm punishing you, MEOW! *Spanks you with paddle* XD -  Jk, it's because I got too sick to look at a screen for an extended period of time this week. I think we might be in the market for an editor - any takers?? Anyway this episode is really ramble heavy - not to the point where you shouldn't listen, but to the point where you might think "Why did sh...

Aloha fuckers. I'm writing this as I have an existential crisis because Al Pacino just did an interview where he said he died and saw no afterlife. Had to spend the morning restoring my faith in the supernatural while trying to figure out what consciousness is - anyway, here's a podcast where you can hear us talk about wheres sperm goes and also listen to Annie talk to the people measuri...

Sorry for the hiatus friends, I simply lost the ability to speak without gagging, and as an emeteph0be, I couldn't have that on the world wide. ANYWHO today we talk about how I exposed myself at my 12 week ultrasound, and also answer some questions about your lives even though the biggest question here is when will I stop feeling like a shell of a woman? I wish to god a podcast could answer t...

Gobble Gobble Canadian cucks! You'll notice today's episode is late - maybe that's because Sam had some logistical problems figuring out how to record it from the PITS OF HELL. Just kidding. Pregnancy is beautiful...For Annie. Why does everything always work out for her? Is it because she's beautiful and kind? We don't unpack that in this episode, but maybe I'll unpac...

For the big 4-0, Annie and I go to Niagara on the Lake where I can't stop yawning and we have to stop so I can eat. That's because I'm pregnant, although we don't talk about it in this episode. We will probably cover it in the next episode - so unless you're reading this you'll never know, UNTIL next week. This is why I encourage everyone to read the descriptions. Som...

dollspacepod@gmail.com  That's it. That's our email. So for those of you who are over our janky website that I personally coded on WIX, you can feel free to write into us using our gmail. Also, sorry this episode is late, I encountered a tech error like I do every week - and with that, I BEG you to  ENJOY ANOTHER EPISODE WITH AUDIO LEVELS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YO YO FAITHFUL HOMIES - SO sorry we couldn't give you your weekly fix of 2 best friends yapping on a podcast last week, we know there aren't enough of those circulating rn. It's an untapped market, and that's why we are going to make millions. And when we do, I'm buying reconstructive surgery to look like Annie (brown hair, blue eyes, BBL). 

No seriously, wtf is girl code - this is urgent guys I just slept with Annie's husband - did I break girl code??? I honestly have no idea so turning to the internet - is this reddit? NO??? It's the Dollspace description? shit shit shit shit

Ok sorry today's episode was late - like one of our PERIODS. I was desperately trying to edit Annie's weird audio - but since they only use Cogeco (sp?) internet in St. Catharines - it was inevitable that one of these days her sound would be crap. Sorry for the glitch glitch, we are going to troubleshoot and fix for next week. In the meantime, enjoy this janky episode. ONE LOVE!!! 

Annie makes some BOLD CLAIMS about emotional unavailability and about how men use it as an excuse. I said to her, I said "Annie - why bring gender into it??" Call me Tana Mongoose because I'm throwing my co-host under the bus in this description! But actually, I agree with her - men love to lie and women love to bake and be perfect. In other news, I have been crying A LOT lately - I...

Since it's all Annie's fault that we missed last week, which I can say because I write these little blurbs - I needed to catch her up on what is going on in the TikTok world ie: Australian chick that vlogs a baby's funeral, Brooke Schofield and some other shit I forget about now but I'm sure is interesting! Back to our regular scheduled programming next week <3 

I love when the guy I'm dating suddenly realizes we're dating and then decides dating is too serious so then we break up even though we never made it official in the first place. It's times like this I turn to astrology. The idea that I was dating a non committal man child who doesn't want to work on himself seems too reductive - It must be the random alignment of stars and pla...

Welcome to our Baskin Robbins Episode - lucky number 31 - and for all the kids listening, know that your 31st bday is something to look forward to because that's the bday when you get to eat an entire ice cream cake IF YOU WANT. No pressure. That's just what I would do. Annie would never, because she "values the vessel that is her body" - not me. I like to smoke hash and do sti...

I've never met a guy friend I haven't wanted to f*ck! Just kidding. And if I'm not kidding, I have a lot of explaining to do. Because I'm flush with male friends. I'm like... one of the guys. I play COD, I eat burgers in front of the boys, I crush brews. Anyway here's our advice podcast. Annie wrote this one. Lol what a pick me. 

NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN - you don't believe in marriage, but you believe in long term monogamy? Walk us through that my guys - or rather, we will walk YOU through it because this is a Podcast where WE talk and YOU listen, SIMPS! Anyway, we also discuss what colour each month of the year is - and yes, in Canada we spell colour with a U. Same with favOURita. Zed. Hoose. Aboot. Bye!

Honk....shoooo.... mimimimi-- what? Where am I? TYPING THE DOLLSPACE DESCRIPTION? Insane, I thought I was taking a depression nap on my couch, but that's human perseverance for you! Today we have a really LOW ENERGY episode which is still somehow really funny and good. I don't know how we do it. I think later in life we're both gonna try for an EGOT.

Wow, 2 girls who have never committed to anything seriously in their lives make it to episode 27. Will we make it to the 28 club???  Guys, a side note that has been plaguing my mind lately is that Dr. Dre used to make like electro weirdo 80's synth rap - listen to Surgery by World Class Wreckin Cru - you'll be like THATS DR DRE? I want people to know that, but didn't know where to s...