Delusions of Grandeur with Matty K

this episode was edited by your butt. why is chipotle so expensive? matty talks about meeting a crypto bro on his flight. watch this episode on youtube

i tried recording this 1 hour long podcast episode multiple times but my computer ran out of memory so it didn't save it. all i could salvage was the intro which i did twice. it was from the summer of 2024 & i had forgotten about it until now. basically i list all the topics i'm going to cover in the episode & then i never discuss any of them lol

matty smokes cannabis outside at night in los angeles california don't worry it's legal & he's over 21 years old.

Matty K reminisces about his past Lore, & ForeShadows his future, all while sitting under a palm tree, drinking a passionfruit La Croix, breathing cannabis smoke into the Los Angeles California night. This podcast episode is unintentionally calm & relaxing, however it's a most welcomed happy accident (Bob Ross) put it on to turn your brain off, or to help you fall asleep, or, hey, you...

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don't eat Del Taco (except for the milkshakes)

i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn't die lol

*walkie-talkie static* "this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby's rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over & out" *click*

i started talking out loud to myself & i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine & sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn't you? you so smart. i'm proud of you!

its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air

rice + carbonated beverage = tummy ache

chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich

i'm really stoked about this episode

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matty talks about his flight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles... in 163% speed

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i could've used that money on chipotle

so much p00p

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i just remembered i have cheetos in my car

fall asleep to this relaxing 1 hour recording of Los Angeles at night in the rain. i walked around with an umbrella recording all different things like the raindrops on the roof, the cars driving by, the trickle of the runoff, & the draining of the gutters. use headphones for a truly immersive experience. asmr

"GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM SUSAN!"

"Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... did anyone have the chicken?"