Delightfully Chaotic

*DISCLAIMER* I strongly believe that a poltergeist hijacked this episode. (I’ll investigate and report back 👀 LOL) I tried my best to edit out the weird, random noises because nobody asked for that. Sorry in advance, lol. Anyway-doe, Welcome to another episode! This week, I rant about Akademiks and Daphne Joy apparently being a thing now, of course. Columbus Short out here, ashy and singing on Ca...

Welcome back to another episode! This week we’re ranting about what looks like Taraji’s new face, Cheyenne ‘Jesus Christ’ Bryant is at it again, Jane Doe is ready to give the biggest loser her kit-kat, and more!  Buy my shit, please! ⁠⁠https://www.chimatees.com⁠⁠ My Instagram! ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/sisisflourishn⁠⁠   My Threads! ⁠⁠https://www.threads.com/sisisflourishn⁠⁠ My Youtube channel!...

But welcome back, y'all! This week, we discuss Chris Brown continuing his downward spiral after one of his baby mamas exposed some absolutely wild text messages. Megan Thee Stallion is outside, booked, busy, and looking TF GOODT while promoting new music. Young Miami released a new song too, and it sounds exactly how you think it does. Chile... we got a lot to get into! Buy my shit, please! ⁠h...

Hey y’all, welcome back to another episode! This week, we’re getting into bird-brained Cheyenne Bryant — again! Amanda Seales is working everybody’s nerves by defending her, Johnathan Boyega, and Tae Heckard done went and got MARRIED! And more! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/sisisflourishn   My Threads! https://www.threads.com/sisisflourishn...

Hey now, heyyy! Welcome back to another episode of this tomfoolery. This week, I rant about how Jamie Foxx is building his basic baby-mama brigade. Cardi & Stefon are in the news AGAIN! Cheyenne Bryant is doubling down on her bullsh&t, and MORE! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/sisisflourishn My Threads! https://www.threads.com/sisisflo...

Hey ya’ll, HEYYY! Welcome to another episode. This week I rant about all of the things, like Mary J Blige still taking ya’ll money and playing in ya’ll faces up on that stage. ‘Dr.’ Cheyenne Bryant is playing a dangerous game with people’s lives, all for the bag. Chris Brown welcomes a new addition to his Blasian baby roster, and more! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! h...

Welcome back to another episode! This week, we’re getting into the very serious issue of femicide in the Black community. Meagan Good gets rid of her pu$$y for her man?! Tamera Mowry joins Threads and the internet wasted no time turning it into pure comedy; meanwhile, her sister is outside flaunting her new boo. Remy breaks the internet with an impeccable clapback, Claressa is… well, being Claress...

Hey, ya’ll heyyy! Welcome back to another episode! This week, I discuss the latest Druski skit that’s been shaking the tables, honey! Chilli, Usher, and Chaka seem to have collectively misplaced their ever-loving minds! Claressa out here talking again, God! Offset gets shot, and at this point, the way this year’s been set up, Tiger Woods might as well be announced as the new Secretary of Transport...

Welcome back! This week I rant and rave about all things MESSY-HONEY! Latto is indeed pregnant, and looking great. Dwight Howard wants ya’ll to know he’s retired and doesn’t do c*ke. Usher and Justin Bieber allegedly get into it at Beyonce-nem after party. Doja Cat is the troll of the year, and more! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/sisisflouri...

Welcome back to another episode. I’m back with the foolishness! This week, I rant about the TI and 50 beef, it’s getting spicy, HONEY! Dwight Howard’s wife is snot-nose crying in the car, and Royce is not trying to hear it. Cardi’s tour is doing the things, gravity be damned. Tyra needs all of the meds and a trench coat, inspired by a straitjacket. Plus More! *Audio was acting weird. My bad. Buy m...

Welcome back to another episode! This week, I discuss how men need to do better with their health care. Shacarri Richardson just can’t stay her lil a** out of the news. Jay Z mentioned in the Epstein files, and what this could mean for our Queen. Plus, apparently, there's this thing called 'vabbing', and I really wish I didn't know that. All of that and more! Buy my shit, please! h...

Welcome back to another episode! This week’s rant covers Druski’s viral skit that threw the pulpit in a full tizzy, Cam Newton still out here being STUPID! Nclectic, if you will. Tamar is ready for her King to pluck her from these streets, J.Lo is still out here playing in everybody’s face with this singing mess, Sinners is getting snubbed at award shows, and more! Buy my shit, please! https://www...

Welcome back to another episode of Delightfully Chaotic ! This week, Stefon Diggs refuses to leave the headlines, and Cardi is still sticking beside her bestie! Pastor Jamal Bryant’s wife wears a dress that has the saints clutching their pearls.  Usher and his wife may or may not be having twins 👀, Tyler Perry’s latest accuser still looking for that $77milli, and more! Buy my shit, please! https:...

Hey! Welcome to another episode! This week, I rant and rave about Young Thug’s random proposal to Mariah the Scientist (🗣️run girl!) Keke Wyatt says she’s open to having another child, and we have thoughts. Speaking of, Latto might really be preggers. Rocsi Diaz and Anthony Anderson are apparently a thing, who knew? Tyler Perry is in more mess, and MORE! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees....

Welcome back to another episode of pure foolishness! This week, I rant about the Michigan head coach who managed to wreck his entire life over the most painfully basic yt chick. Tami Roman hops online to “clarify” her comments about her daughter’s girlfriend—sis, we heard you loud and clear the first time. Kimora Lee Simmons says she does not have a relationship with her kids' fathers, and say...

Welcome to another episode! You know I had to talk about this Diddy BMESSS, chile! With the chatter surrounding 50 Cent’s new Netflix doc, whatever they said he did, he did that shit. Pleasure P out here looking like Ice Cube 2.0, but says he’s not bleaching. Ray J is boldly calling out Bey and Jay about not speaking to his sister at her show, negro go away! Summer Walker is out here cosplaying as...

Hey! Welcome to another episode! This week, I discuss the debacle that is the ‘Danish Deception’, spoiler alert, I call bullshit. Thickyonce has the internet acting up, Burna Boy still looks like he’s wearing a Party City mask, and is feeling the effects of being an absolute ass-hat. Glorilla appears to have had some new ‘enhancements’. Summer Walker is a messy-messy bird. Juelz Santana is an idio...

Heyyy, welcome back! In this episode, I unpack my much-needed weekend escape and how I'm navigating my new therapy journey. In this week’s MESS: folks are mad at Beyoncé again—like she's paying their bills. Tory Lanez is still tryna wiggle his way out of the pokey, bless his delusional little heart. Coco Austin is out here defending breastfeeding a whole kindergartener. The women of Wicked...

Welcome to the 20th episode of this mess! This week I rant about dirty 🍆 Stefon Diggs, Jhene Aiko & Big Sean split for good, LaLa lost what’s left of her everlasting mind, as she endorses Andrew Cuomo for NY Mayor-girl sit down! Anywayssss Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral race! Ms Rachel almost made me drop a lil thug tear. Perfecting Church ain’t sh&t, and More! Buy my shit, please! https...

Hey, welcome to another episode! This week, I share a bad decision I made that pretty much ruined my weekend. I rant about Marvin Winans and his Black ass audacity, Todd (of Kandi Burress & Todd), isn’t feeling very manly because he forgot he married a whole-ass multimillionaire. KeKe Palmer’s new show has the Black community in an uproar, and I get it. Misfits living in a real-life Netflix he...

Hey! Welcome to another episode of this mess! This week, I discuss the discourse surrounding Ayesha Curry’s recent podcast interview. Leave that lady LONE! Jlo is blowing us away with her natural voice. Brandy has a health scare while on tour with Monica and leaves the show early. Brian McKnight is the literal devil, and MORE! Buy my shit, please! https://www.chimatees.com My Instagram! https://ww...

Hey ya’ll! Welcome to another episode! This week, I rant about all of the things. Caresha’s delusional bestie thinks she’s owed an apology. JLo says her natural singing voice was inspired by musicals...girl whet?! Diddy was sentenced to four years and seemed completely blindsided at the court hearing. The Nicki and Cardi beef gets dangerous, as the babies are being brought into it. Justice for Tre...

Welcome to another episode! This week, I discuss the discourse surrounding Cardi B's confirmation of her fourth pregnancy, and her new baby daddy’s paternity suit. Nick Cannon has a glaring revelation that maybe he was doing too much, having all those damn kids. The rapture happened on Tuesday, yet we’re still on this raggedy hoe. Rhianna and ASAP welcomed a new baby girl,  and More! Buy my sh...

Hey ya'll, welcome back to another episode! This week, I briefly discuss my weekend, which included attending another subpar food festival. When will I learn?! Tabitha Brown upset the unemployed entrepreneurs. Young Thug was all up in his fee-fees while in the slammer, and his leaked phone calls have everyone entertained. Ciara and Russell Wilson officially change baby Future's last name,...

Welcome to another episode! It's been a minute, but I'm back! This week, I discuss the curse that is being a woman, and all of the painful, awful, and bloody things. Jamie Foxx is still in love with white womenssss, huge shocker. Jasmin Brown appears to have awakened from her slumber, as she's on baby number two with the world's worst dressed man-child. Cardi B looking like she is...