Dave & Juan: More Time

Celebrating the end of grinding and the beginning of King Cake season; Real Clear Politics - Student elections on the bayou: Altar Boy Captain (the stolen election), Underage 4-H Pres, and the passed over FFA VP; School House Rock - the 1 & 14 episode; Sun with fans; Cooking contest cheaters; From Prison Guard Hadley to Mr. Crab; and more. Listen here or watch on YouTube .

Waffle House Wonder Woman; In 2023, resolve to be more ignorant; Lions Den Adult Super Store - open Christmas Day for your shopping pleasure; No man likes the matching pajama Christmas tradition - we simply tolerate it; Sea Monkeys and Mexican Jumping Beans; The Christmas day-long drive - anticipating open gas stations; The complications of planning lunch with a couple of women who aren’t your wif...

70s & 80s TV heartthrobs turn hitmakers; The art of doing nothing; Reiterize - Dave's new word; Stop marking yourself safe on Facebook just because you saw bad weather on TV; The solution to soft kids - the return of concrete-covered playgrounds; Guilty gift giving - I want a gift so I have to get you one, too; A roll of 50 ones makes a better gift than one fifty; Gift giving philosophies...

You may be cool, but you ain't Jim Rockford cool; The mall's not what it used to be but the styles are; I really thought there'd be more of a demand for Private Investigators; Sure, ghost me until you need me; How about a special aisle for problem shoppers?; A lightbulb guarantee, yeah right; Is it me or do weatherwomen dress differently than weathermen?; The toys of our youth: cook...

A night at the Holidome in Houma; Jehovah's Witnesses - Dave won't but his wife will. Why can't I be the night guard? Dave's wedding was perfect until...; Inverse relationships with nudity; When somebody makes Alex Jones cringe you know the line has been crossed; Juan's shameless album show and tell; You got to get those rings blessed, beb; I love you, I hate you - Fleetwo...

When cats attack; When it comes to wine, container size matters; Tis the season for the Holiday Plywood; Cooking marathons vs quality leftovers shelf life; A meaty Thanksgiving; To the LIFO family member, we all know who you are; Dueling procrastinators - I’m only late because I knew you’d be late; Why you thinking I apologized - I was right!; Randomizing time; Art vandals; More memories for the b...

1983 - A step back to a time when music was great, but solo Paul McCartney wasn't; Juan NOT Marked Safe from the Taylor Swift ticket fiasco; The latest in bathroom cleanliness tech; Sure, getting your beer comped is great but what's my obligation on the tip?; I'm peopled out; Judas Priest got from Breaking The Law to trying not to break a hip; Donna Summer - Alive or Dead?; Who&apos...

Live From Thibodaux, La - Back on Da Bayou; Dat's not a crawfish pie, dat's a crawfish T-Pie-Let; Forget going to NOLA college visitors, check out Thibodauxville; Dave challenges the authenticity of Juan's list of female friends; When overnight guests stay up later than you; What happened to the air mattress, bebe?, Lafayette Airport, the pride of Acadiana; One of these things is no...

Where's my friendly wave, you JERK?; Oh, I didn't recognize you with your shirt on; NOLA, #1 and widening the gap; Tailgating in the Arts District; If it's 4:30 am and you're at the casino, you might be a ... ; The neighborhood key holder - what's my degree of responsibility when you lock yourself out, again?; A late night stroll in your PSs; Tattoo Parlors don't seem...

Leisure suites, trumpets and bowl cuts; It's hammer time; Building wealth with generic Raisin Bran; Cheap cologne transference; Eaters gonna eat; It's a job bruh, not a hobby; No, bragging about Facebook jail doesn't give you street cred; When your chiropractor shops at Sharper Image; Back in our day, dating apps and photo filters consisted of dimly lit nightclubs and Pay One Price...

Bruh, I'd fight you but I got Beauty Court pictures tonight; When the waiter says "my friend, I got to be honest with you - I wouldn't eat here"; What you doing Wednesday cause I'm thinking of going get a tattoo?; Late night dining in towns you've never heard of; Bumming a ride on a private jet; Yes, I knocked over your beer but it was your fault; Meeting in the Ladie...

THE LOST HURRICANE EPISODE originally recorded August 2021: Hurricane Memories; Nash Roberts & Bob Breck; Flying Anchors; Juan - The Unimpressive Storm;  Evacuating From Galliano To Cut Off With Cousins In A Brick House; Low Priority Power Restorations; Where The Streets Have Your Name; The 12-Taco, Hour-Long 15 Minute Break; Heat Management- The One Time Juan Was ALMOST Embarrassed; and More....

Mr. T predicts pain for the fools that miss this episode; Florida trips back in the day - who were these people renting hotel rooms to a bunch of broke kids?; LaToya the Destroya "not embracing" crime stats; Tom Brady now dressing himself; Electric cars catch fire in water; Dave is a Goo Goo Groupie; You knew you were cool if you owned an airbrushed tee shirt with a picture of your car o...

You say Cracklins, I say Gratons; Joe Burrow turns maw maw's living room curtains into wardrobe for Pimp Convention; It's weenie spaghetti weather; Cleaning for company; If your home had a "kids phone" listed in the phone book, bruh you was rich; M&Ms have personalities? Who knew? Who cared?; You don't get this fat by being in shape; Dave's got a cool new scar and...

The official White House "Walk-Backer" - it's the busiest job on the planet; Will Dave run in 2024? Yes, but it will probably be because he's chasing the guys who stole his yard sign; 80s rock ruled - reliving college radio; The Saints Are Coming - to give us another disappointing performance; We're not going to solve the crime problem in Baton Rouge by arresting people -...

Bruh, your tortoise is loose - again; Baton Rouge traffic problems - nothing that an extra hour of late night/early morning drinking can't solve; The Human Jukebox does The Cupid Shuffle; One-upmanship governing - if you send a bus, I'll send a plane; Secrets of a Greenhouse DJ - Gimme Three Steps gets them to that dance floor - every time; You want some Fin love?; On the road in French...

Close encounters with Coach O; Since his wife is the team mom, Juan declares his volunteer requirements fulfilled; We're fine with self-driving cars, as long as they're programmed to drive like us; Dave's airport adventures - it's never a good sign when you see the pilot leaving with his suitcase; Attention young drivers - when the sign says 55, the speed limit is really 60; I...

It's more brewery browsing with Dave; Quiet quitting isn't new, lazy employees have been around forever; Learn from people who've actually done something, like Prof. Rick Portier; Are you a quock chu?; Deep thoughts from Matt - My life is in the toilet; No gratitude for me = no rent for you, Mr. Landlord; Please don't charge your electric vehicles and step away from the thermos...

Listener gifts for Dave; Juan demonstrates overmodulation - for the entire podcast; Preventing crime and picking up carts - it's not a job, it's a calling; Hey NOLA, how's it going?; Dissecting the economics of student loan transference and college tuition; Old school wallets and fat guy tee shirts; Turtles vs ducks; That ain't some AA battery, bruh; Can you hear me now?; Your...

Burrow or Jamies- who ya got?; Navigating the Facebook matrix; Last week's podcast - it's worth going back for; The Bayou State's mountain views; Shoutout to the one and only Popeyes with good service; The Angola Prison Rodeo - these guys are crazy; Prison jeans; The Cajun Vigilantes -  check local listings; Just how many languages are there; Harvard on the Bayou vs Nicholls of the...

Da momma's a beagle but she got out - so who knows;  The Adventures of a Notary Public - check local listings; Dave goes back to Nicholls and gets lit (up); Over worked and under hydrated - I got to go sit down, yeah; Insuring Juan's life is about to get a lot more expensive; The return of Cooyon of the Week - what you mean you need the jaws of life?; Gaw man, you parked next to do puddl...

What you didn't learn about the job of the president on School House Rock; The world is not looking for you so stop playing Hide N Seek; Serves 10 - 12 people or 10 - 12 Cajuns? Cause there's a difference, bruh!; A week of celebrations at Casa Del Martin; New police dress code in NOLA - yeah, that'll solve the crime problem; Cussed by a stranger on Facebook; Who knew there was a cat...

Zoolander meets Zelensky; Words no longer mean what words used to mean; D&J's Econ 101 - things ain't good, bruh;  She's the Chief Financial Officer of our home - I'm the mail guy; Thibodaux's former old guy bars are now Thibodaux's young guy, college bars; Birthday emails and Facebook posts - how much is too much?; If you have 6400+ unopened emails in your, you m...

Covid, cancer or confusion?; Hit me with your best shot - just don't censor us for saying it; Home Improvement - The Thibodaux Edition; Stab someone today, walk out tomorrow; Alliteration - okay, maybe we don't know what it means but it sounded good; You thought somebody had JUST flushed it -- every moment for 3 weeks?; Elvis really was the King - but Roy Clark and Glenn Campbell were so...

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins; D & J - accidentally informative, entertaining and inspiring; Fist bumps are a flyin'; From Lumcon to international arms tracker - it could happen, just sayin'; Juan's dad talks smack at swim meets; Edwin Edwards' Widow is back in the game; Dave's High School Beauty Court; Tolerating co-workers - just barely;...