Dave & Juan: More Time

🚔 PLOT TWIST: Former Golden Meadow Police Chief loses WAY more than just an election! The tea is SCALDING! ☕ 🐝 Forget murder hornets - we're going FULL bee mode and it's buzzing with drama! 🩲 BREAKING: Dave & Juan cracked the code on which boxers shoplifters prefer (this is weirdly specific and hilarious) 😂 💰 Back when your wealth was measured by how DEEP your aluminum pool was...

🎉 DAVE HITS THE BIG 6-0! Welcome to Club 60, old man! 🎂 But seriously... what was ACTUALLY cool the year Dave was born? The nostalgia is REAL and we're going deep! 🕰️ 🗳️ Political gerrymandering hot take: Funny how everyone's only mad when the OTHER team does it... 👀 🎸 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame review: Is it worth your money? (Spoiler: YES!) 🏈 Saints fans, brace yourselves - Dave...

🎬 "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" but this episode DEFINITELY does! 🔥 🐝 KILLER home owner nightmare: What happens when bees decide YOUR house is their new headquarters? (Spoiler: chaos) 🎵 Concert etiquette wars + office "concerts" that get MESSY 📺 We're throwing it back to MTV's first 50 videos (yes, when they actually played music!) ⚖️ Coldplay Kiss Cam lawsuit u...

This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?! Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing it), I'm not paying that m...

🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);  🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);  🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);  ⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);  🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less mo...

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light =...

Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵‍♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being...

So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!;  Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - The No Kings rallies...congrats, mis...

Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's another thi...

 may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy",...

What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; Coach O goes to the Supreme Cou...

The indestructible, blow-up  bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day;  Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kentucky Derby?; Chugging a bad tastin...

In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the room is too cluttered for your...

Easter Church Service etiquette - how 'bout you try harder to be on time!;Do you ever outgrow Easter baskets?;  Two Cajuns, zero solutions to getting the crawfish smell off your hands; When the announced side effects are way worse than the disease; What ad won't Morgan Freeman do?; Sure, he's in a violent gang, but he's a good dad; The updated Covid website; History in space -...

Stop it already with making a doll version of yourself, unless you're the guy who's leaving the Saints broke and hopeless; Two non-golfers give their take on The Masters; So now the college athletes are gonna hold out?; Spring pruning wounds and ailments; Hi Ho emotional support animal?; From parking lot yeller to helper;  Shopping scooter weight limits; If you're getting a tax refu...

Remember when even Oprah thought Trump's tariffs were a good idea?;  If they're that bad, why do so many other countries have them?; Why does it take so much longer than it used to to build stuff in America?; Juan's WalMart online account gets hacked but the biggest pain is dealing with customer service; Dave super hero feat that, sadly, nobody saw; Polo in Louisiana?; We don't...

Governor Landry's signature color; D&J break down the story of the prodigal son; Can we just enjoy something?; Apparently passing the collection in church is a life long gig; How to transform your life; Failing to avoid eye contact leads to work you didn't want to do; Don't you move in here and make my neighborhood too nice; Parenting a school athlete is different than it used t...

Wrestling - as American as mom's apple pie; It's gold dust season aka pollen; The more people hate on Elon, the more we want a Tesla; When your delayed flight gets delayed AGAIN, you add a bit of tuna fish to the mix; Pickle Ball prison beat down; Dave's review of Hamilton; Bands we don't know - the list is long; NHL in NOLA - I'll take certain failures for $500, Alex; The...

Sometimes you gotta change the flat just to prove to yourself that you still can; We love Make A Wish kids, as long as they're not flying the plane; We're not saying you can't go to Disney without kids but why would you?; Here come the roofers; Don't Stop Believing they're gonna keep playing; When you stop killing the chickens, the price of eggs comes down; Stop saying you...

A tax by any other name is still money coming out of your pocket; WTH is an Urban Destination Fee?; Yes, there's a difference in water; Remember when Rare Earth was just a band from the 70s?; The US is like that friend with a good job who everyone expects to always pick up the tab; Hate is never a good strategy; At what age are we too old for required reading?; Kids in travel sports? Prepare...

Celebrating 200 episodes - D & J revisit the early discussions of radio work, weenie spaghetti, learning to record commercials and more; Bruh, learn to read the room, especially when the room is the Oval Office; The story behind the soundbites; If you're gonna release the files, release the files; Making English great again; Happy Mardi Gras - if you're gonna cut the line, how '...

RIP Maw maw Cathy, the queen of record keeping; Get yourself a mentor; Let us know what you did at work last week; Employing people who don't even exist? Must be the government; Well at least I'm not _______ ; When the beauty queen doinks the landing; Don't leave your loved ones in jail - truth in advertising; Where's all the chickens go?; Promises made, promises kept stokes fe...

Nothing (what Juan got his wife for Valentine's Day) says love like a platter of boiled shrimp; Just cause we know nothing about NASCAR doesn't mean we won't talk about it; Dave offers his suggestion for next year's Super Bowl halftime performer; Apparently the NFL has solved racism; Are any of our political leaders really surprised by government waste?; Maybe Juan's self-...

Did we get smarter or did everybody else just get dumber?; Hey, there's no radio in this car; I'm not gonna cut the line...but I could; Yo bebe, that big butt's not gonna fit in that little car; Dave's all in on the linemen of Jackson; Week 2 of Trump 2.0 - still #winning; and more.

What a week it's been!; Snowmageddon; I like the snow but my shoes are wet; That's a nice snowman, son, but I never knew you could use a shovel; Plumbing in the attic; Weather women attire; Soooo I know it's freezing but how long before you get my power back on?; Nobody in a casino ever looks happy; A new, old president; How fast can he get things done? The party of common sense; Co...