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Are you ever going to text me? This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light. Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters. So many great characters.  So many bad impressions. Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes. She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest. I think of a man, and I take a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is for all you "little brains". Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors. The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy. Yes.  We think you're amusing.  Especially when you try to say the word "youths". Don't call him Shirley. By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings. Sharting makes it...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun) Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks. Jason gets mugged! Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog. Archie was right.  You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes.  Code 2319! Jim critiques two iconic film f...

Are you ever going to text me? Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows. Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds. Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Joseph Johnson, not impressed. Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs. Ja...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode mentions The Godfather a few times.  Just a few times. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes. Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium.  Give some respect to Jack Klugman! Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish. Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes. I  think no less of her after watching the documentary. Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England. Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his...

Are you ever going to text me? The wheels fall off this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation. Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1. Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody. You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle. A Segway is the pe...

Are you ever going to text me? "1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!" Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television. Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar. Garthe- the "e" is for evil. IAMOSCAR...dot Com  I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impressi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies. Yes! Take that, Canada!!! The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch. Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema. Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever. Jim's admiration for a cinem...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may be contagious. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather. Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French. Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines. Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema. Joseph IS the grumpy old man. The name Brick says it all. Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad." Merkin Muffley... enough said. Jason debates himself against his own sele...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show). Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television. Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie.  Eskimo brothers!!! We gotta go.  I just shorted my pants. Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop. Jim's Ch...

Are you ever going to text me? What's this episode about, Dude? Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances. Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire. Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis.  He was destined for the chipper. Jason tips much better than Mr....

Are you ever going to text me? This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections. Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025. SSHIEELDS UP! While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances. Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in. Not only was Superman great, b...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films. Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety. Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar". Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a gre...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025). Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year. Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist! Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!? Jim's a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is looking for an afternoon delight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph throw out the things they are looking forward to in the new year. 2025 didn't suck as much as Joseph predicted. “Don't honey me, HI. You better get me that asteroid!” Jason is ready to get his sweep on for the 2030 Olympics. Jim's ready to let some crazy Sweeds take over his house...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't come with batteries. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best gifts ever given in a movie. Jason asks the most important question: "Do you think I'm pretty?” Corey Feldman ruins everything. We're going to make some break and get fat. You'll put your eye out. Who is Jaison and why does he view Jason as a princess? What...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode takes place during a podcast, but is not about a podcast. Jason, Jim, and Joseph tackle the highly controversial topic of listing the best movies taking place in the Christmas season (but are not about Christmas). I'm not a Landman.  I'm an Oilman. Nicole Kidman delivers the best last line with a Christmas sentiment since Tiny Tim. Joseph reall...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce. Jason, Jim, and Joseph breakdown some of the best robe scenes in cinema. No.  The movie: The Robe doesn't make it on anyone's list. When good actors go bad: A new topic? Jim suffers the Mandela Effect with an Alf episode that never happened. Jason has his own epiphany with mistakenly thinking some...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is like Mick Jagger and gets no satisfaction. Jason, Jim, and Joseph replay some of the best songs that reference other songs. Joseph presents "The Purge" starring Henry Winkler. Jim claims to have "The most '70s' " family photo ever. Jason pushes the interpretational boundaries (again) by claiming a remake is actually an or...

Are you ever going to text me? You'll poke your eye out with this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie. Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video. It's the Santa Claus version of Die Hard. Joseph contests the idea of a female Santa Claus (But, he does think they can be funny). Jim gets and...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity). Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings.  Jason Meeker: Pro Lugnut Tofu turkey. No, thank you. You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Jim performs...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is number 299.  That's a lot of episodes. Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods. Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom! Sshhh! Pretend like you're asleep. Crime is the disease, and he's the cure. Joseph still has a neck injury from watching Hunger Games from the first r...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me). He's not only a great actor, but he rocks a very hairy chest. But you're never going to win this case Frank, you died. Jason gives out parenting advice on r...