Crazy for Swayze

Mike Smyth joins the Swayze Boys in a trust fall of epic proportions. I'm going to tell my kids this was Point Break. "You Are An FBI Agent." - Johnny Utah, to himself in the mirror

Welcome back to Danny and Pickle! Two weeks in a row! The Swayze Live Shoe Crew loves Advertisements! Swayze promotes PBR, Kurger Bing, A&W, Mountain Dew, and Orange (cellphones?). We promote only two things. 1) Crazy For Swayze Live: POINT BREAK at [the venue formerly known as PJ's] Lager House, Wednesday August 2nd at 7PM (FREEEEEEE). 2) Tubi. Come! Hang out with us! Get yer Meatball Subs and Co...

Danny and Pickle return to pop Danny’s Dirty Dancing cherry. The Bret Michaels Dick-o-meter Dirty Dancing Sexy Scale returns to guide us through the episode. Featuring Danny’s Swayze impression and Josh’s We Are The Union impression. A very special episode even without our host, Vince Troia. Pickle is on Letterbox at the_nightwitch and Danny is on Letterbox at buttwipejones.

Vince forgets to introduce our guest and Nazi-punching expert Jo Burke, but does she really need any introduction? Swayze considers this hard-to-find flick to be his most important work, but we think it looks like an European Hallmark movie. Context is everything, and director Joshua Sinclair (of the Dinosaurs' Sinclair Family) doesn't give us enough.

The Swayze Squad solves Red Gauntlet and the Swayze Boys solve copaganda. Good riddance to bad dads.

Katie Foster returns and brings along her husband, Danny Foster, for our first annual rewatch of the drag queen classic: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newar. Then, tragedy strikes.

Alicia Massey and Jo Burke return and help the Swayze Boys discuss a questionably Swayze-Adjacent film that tickles us to our core. Alicia reveals her middle tooth. Roger Ebert reveals his prejudice. Josh tries his best to promote our prior episode. Guy Pearce is fully unhinged.

Vince tells Josh about a core memory. Josh shows Vince a baby photo. 🤠🤠 + 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 X 200 = ❤️🔥😭

Eric Ketchum joins us to return to the film that started it all; the film we swore we would never watch again. We talk Cinema vs Film vs Movie vs Theater and also Little Meatball Tom Cruise. Josh doesn't know how to pronounce veneers, but does know how to pronounce Emilio Estevez. We forget to talk about bisexual lighting in the matte painting scene. Otherwise, not as gay as we originally hypothes...

In the penultimate episode, Swayze reluctantly builds a team of Renegade Feds to protect himself from the encroaching Red Gauntlet. In other news, Vince watched Eraserhead for the first time and "it was creepy as all hell!"

It's Beasts all the way down on another episode of BEASTCAST! Meet us down in Charles Corner to ask the important questions: Is The Chain of Command a pyramid scheme? Who controls the police? Will we ever begin GOT HAM: The Harvey Bullock Story?

Fever Dream Expert Mallory gets zapped into existence by the Skatetown Wizard and is drawn into our podcast euphoria. Swayze plays the Big Bad in this one, but at least he doesn't sexually assault anyone

Choose your high-stakes poker caricature and ante up - it's another episode of BEASTCAST. Red Gauntlet and Macedonia reveal themselves to us while Swayze and his intrepid sidekick play a high stakes round of Werewolf. Featuring: The Chain of Command, Roseanne, and Deep State talk.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace." Featuring View Askewniverse Expert Nick Rorick.

Keanu Month concludes with everyone's favorite romantic fantasy drama. This is a movie that had us asking WHY? until the very last frame. Keanu and Sandy are together again! But ARE they?

Marijuana Expert Andrew Zalewski joins us (with a few beers) to watch a childhood favorite. Welcome back to ASMR Cast! The Truth comes out: Josh did 9/11 (and 9/11 changed everything). We talk granular housing costs, interest rates, and the cost of living with Weed Expert, Andrew Zalewski. Then market consumerism to babies! Featuring callbacks to The Replacements, a summary of the Spike Lee Joint...

Tiffany Marshment, Drumline Expert, joins us to watch The Replacements. Whiny rich guys want a raise, so former footballer Keanu steps in and builds a mistfit team of scabs. The fear/love dichotomy returns and things get a little heated in the class war. Vulnerability emerges as a common theme in Keanu Month.

Sadie Q. and Christie Laabs from Hip in Detroit join us to watch this seminal 90's action classic. We learn to start suspending disbelief and love the bomb. Speed drove so that Uncut Gems could lock a guy in a pawn shop vestibule. We all may not love it, but we can agree it's more than just Die Hard on a bus. It's also Die Hard in an elevator and also on a train.

Very special friend Katie Foster joins us to watch and discuss - for the very first time - Johnald Mnemonickom. Welcome back to KEANUCAST! Keanu is the Ultimate Hard-Bodied Hard Drive in this absurd allergory, that..... actually gets a lot right. Verbatim dialogue from this film: [Jane] "Well what DO you think about? When you're alone?" [Johnny] "I think... I want to get OUT of this rat-hole. I wa...

Keanu/Matrix/Black Clothes/Ass-Kicking Specialist Alicia Massey returns once again to wirelessly jack into The Matrix Trilogy. It's a simple end to a complex story, and sets up the themes - far more than we remembered - for the recent fourth entry. We like the part where Trinity sees the sun for the first time ever! PS: [the whisper of a nipple]

Dodge the draft and start a fight with the cops, AKA your dad - we're finally watching The Pigs vs The Freaks. We embrace FREAK POWER and Vince reveals himself to be more Normie than Freak. Josh formally declare BEEF with Robert Zemeckis.

This episode zigs when we expect it to zag, which intrigues Josh, but not Vince. Trust No Mike.

Black Clothes and Ass-Kicking Specialist Alicia Massey returns and joins the Swayze Boy in asking too many questions. We're jacking in to the second installment of this iconic franchise. Gather up your menagerie of defunct programs and get ready to discover WHY you already made a decision. The Wachowski sisters busted up 300 GM vehicles, Matt Damon did 9/11, and - as always - Morpheus is the power...

The Swayze Boys are confused about the message contained in this particular propaganda piece. Spoilers for Moon Knight I guess?

The Swayze Boys are back on our bullshit with special returning guest Matt Marshment, AKA Banana Boy. This is our first rewatch outside of our Christmas Tradition, and we have a great time talking about hauling loads. We’re all stupid for Swayze. WATCH THIS MOVIE, OR ELSE