Crazy for Swayze

Danny Bolterstein rejoins the Swayze Boys for another episode of everyone's favorite Lowest-Rated Primetime Drama for the '82-'83 Season. Brion James is a robber who takes hostages, including a young Wizard. Swayze and The Renegades are mostly useless, as are the ads. This episode is sponsored by The DVD Lady, and, as always, Tubi. Also, Bigfeets!

New year, no gimmicks. We're doing it the old fashioned way with a throwback to an early Swayze role. In this made-for-TV movie, Swayze plays a straw-man hard-body, forcing a past-their-prime motorcycle club out of retirement. We learn that the olds have always hated the young, and Swayze teaches I Dream of Genie about The Implication.

Recurring guest Pickle Fritz joins The Renegades gang for ..... the best episode of the series? We compare types of copaganda and determine that some people are TOO DUMB to like The Wire. This episode is sponsored by The DVD Lady. AND THE THORNBIRDS!

Josh's chosen family - Mallory and Bud - join the Swayze Boys for their annual Christmas tradition. We dive into the depths of the West Edmonton Mall and the Swayze Psyche. Swayz is a bad dad and children save the day! Featuring discussions of The Suicide Machines (hindsight being 20/20: Vince was wrong about their label. They were on Hollywood) and Bret Michaels.

Heather and Ryan Deliso join the Swayze Christmas Gang for a Seth MacFarlane-led trip to Christmas Past featuring Don Swayze himself. It turns out that SNL and everyone's favorite Family Guy have similar sensibilities. Vince gives Josh a new binder featuring a Patrick Swayze collage and also a Tammen x Swayze trading card. Here's to another Crazy Swayze year, y'all.

It's a Christmas miracle! Shoe expert Tiffany Marshment and Dad, Matt Marshment, join the Swayze Boys for a terrible movie but a lovely Christmas. Thanks to Rob Lowe and and dumb song by a Christian band, we watch a Hallmark-quality movie about needing sick kicks to get into heaven. Listen to this episode or else Jesus won't let you in!

Doctors Alicia Massey and Jerilyn Jordan join the Swayze Doctors in a bizarre movie-length Christmas Odyssey through the marriage of Doctor Tom Cruise and Wife Nicole Kidman, as told by Doctor Stanley Kubrick (known weirdo). Dr. Alicia reveals her middle tooth for the second (or third time) on the podcast. Dr. Jerrilyn tells us how it feels to talk to men. Dr. Vince pitches an Oliver Stone x Dr. S...

The Christmas Season has begun, and Bill and Moe (from Do'in Great With Bill and Moe podcast) come bearing gifts of physical media. Santa is a really bad guy, but at least he didn't kill himself. Featuring the return of the Christmas Scale and a new Christmas Theme!

[ALTERNATE TITLE] The Fugitive: No Country For Old Corn. Jo Burke rejoins the Swayze Boys for yet the final installment of No Swayz November 2023. She forgets that this movie is a sequel, but it doesn't matter. Our favorite Second Degree Swayz Bro hunts Wesley Snipes across the country while the latter attempts to clear his name. Robert Downey Jr. also reappears, sans Australian accent, and prompt...

Fellow Swayze Boy Danny Bolterstein joins us for another installment of No Swayze November. Featuring: Josh's famous elevator pitches, Danny's famous contrarianism, Vince's famous hosting skills, and an occasional kazoo. We try to think really hard about a movie that might not need much thought, and end with a BRIEF discussion of what this movie seems to be saying about (TRIGGER WARNING) sexual as...

The Swayze Boys pull the switcharoo on Shane Stroud and present him with a movie that HE recommended to us. Jeff Bridges is a grizzled, secretly-Irish bomb squad veteran, and Forest Whitaker plays his replacement: a hot-headed rookie. Think: Speed meets Saw with Tommy Lee Jones playing a classic Batman villain complete with a titled lair. The Swayze Boys and the film both somehow avoid in-depth di...

One of Dan Stover's favorite movies is No Country For Old Men, which makes him the perfect guest for this installment of No Swayz November. Nobody is a good guy in this movie or real life. Javier Bardem plays a spooky monster long before Mother! Woody Harrelson sweats buckets. Tommy Lee Jones talks about his dreams as an accurately cowardly cop. Dan brings a literature-based perspective. Vince can...

Steven Seagal Expert Jim Margle helps us kick off No-Swayz November with a look at a man who is Swayze's diametric opposite. Busey chews the scenery in drag while Tommy Lee Jones plays a silly little Joker. Vince lays out the facts, Jim gives us the context necessary to evaluate this film's confusing messages, and Josh confesses to be a patriot at heart. Featuring a list of Steven Seagal's many cr...

Anne Oakley joins the Swayze Boys on a quest to solve the Fear/Love Spectrum and sort out exactly what this movie is trying to say. We mostly dive past formerly-tread territory and talk about what it was to be a teenager, refuse to rank the evil nature of this film's villains, and give sound advice about whether or not you should take your prescribed psychiatric medications. With that said, "Go aw...

"DON'T OPEN THE MAIL." Buck (Whom Likes to Fuck) screws up Swayze's prison romances and the hunt begins for the crazy broad who sent him a threatening tape. Twists and turns ensue! The Swayze Boys admit past mistakes. Jo reveals her legal name and other dark secrets. Jake don't know shit about TUBI.

Recurring Guest and Expert Alicia Massey joins us once again in the Wayback Machine to watch The Worst Show of Its Time: The Renegades. Swayze and company go to jail (and enter a time vortex) while Eagle's old probation officer makes some cash on the side. Scanlon and Marciano drop the ball and blow everyone's covers. No Points Broken in this episode. MICROCHIPS!

Disgraced writer and caretaker Jerilyn Jordan joins us on a road trip to Milwaukee so we can meet our estranged son, JGL. Don't forget to take your pills and bring your clip-on sunglasses! Jerilyn loves it. Josh loves it (outside the normal range of human emotion). Vince loves it. Watch it on FreeVee.

Welcome back to the first and only Patrick Swayze podcast! The Swayze Boys are joined by Advertisement Expert Steven Fischer to nail down The Renegades' exact placement in 1983 ABC Friday Night Death Slot. Swayze does a Point Break that's more Fast than it is Furious. The remaining Renegades join a gang that works for a British car salesman (?), stripping cars for parts that he sells at his dealer...

Ian Spratt feels the brotherly love as we return to Papa John's Pinball and Marinara Emporium. That's right, it's NEXT OF KIN (1989): a film about brothers, violins, and "hillbillies." Plus, some bonus superhero talk! (Note to the listener: We almost included Greg Allman's "Brothers" song as the outro but it's really no good and also way too long)

Returning multi-hyphenate expert Jo Burke returns to kick off a Renegades rewatch. This time we're doing it one at a time and giving each episode its proper examination. Featuring: not-so-old-timey racism, weird copaganda, and commercials! Sponsored by The DVD Lady.

Equestrian Expert Madison Vogler joins us once again, and this time we're horsing around. We watch Swayze's Segment of Hollywood on Horses, then get hooked by some Tammen-focused content. Artificial Intelligence is a motherfucker. Patrick Swayze | Hollywood on Horses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXnflgOwixs&t=2s Patrick Swayze & Tammen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byR4ZSQxW54

Michael Mann expert - Andrew Snyder - comes equipped with FACTS and schools the Swayze Boys on possibly the greatest action film ever made. Vince is anti-Italian and Josh can't enjoy anything good. Andrew breaks one of our unspoken podcast rules. We bid a fond Vaya Con Dios to Point Break Month.

Tom Cruise pushes his meatball self to the limits in this spy snoozer that is decidedly not a Point Break. Is Ethan Hunt undercover or just clearing his own name? We're.... unclear.

Racecar experts Tim and Michelle Troia (also Dad and sister, respectively) join us down at Neptune's Net for a lesson in family and sick whips. This is the Point Break remake that we all deserved. Did you know that they also called it RACE WARS? Also, according to some dude on a forum, assuming it was a full load: $1,248,000

WE DID IT! The SWAYZE Method and The Beast return, as do ads for Tubi and Johnny Mnemonic. Vince plays the theme live. Josh slurs after seeing too many new shirts on Gary Busey. Sugar gliders are a sore point for Danny, who brought a pocket full of factoids. Then Pickle tells him to wait in the car.