Crazy for Swayze

After 60 episodes we discover that Vince doesn't necessarily understand our patented Swayze Scale. 

All Cops Are Beasts in this week's episode and the first installment in our coverage of Swayze's last television project. Big Breaking Bad vibes.

It's the end of an era. In this episode, Vince forgets his uncle's name, but tells us how much DVDs should cost. Josh makes questionable financial decisions about said DVDs. Both hosts sing, again. Bent finally gets what's coming to him. The KKK is defeated. And everyone lives happily ever after. OR DO THEY? Stray Notes: 1) james Read AKA George Hazard and Robert Wagner AKA Cooper Main are both st...

Strap on your dancing shoes and dance yourself to the bank because today, you're Patsy Swayze. Your son is a world-famous dancer and actor and you trained him yourself! His wife is beautiful and also a glorious dancer! The year is 1988 and you're going to take the major Dallas area by storm! And, MORE ON THIS: Foxes are small members of the family Canidae, which also includes dogs and wolves. Also...

Nicole "Pickle" Fritz - our resident woman expert, Female Body Inspector, and agent from the Department of Executive Ass - joins us in an examination of the important questions poised by this shameless sequel. What is a Road House? What do lasers taste like? Why can't Josh escape the Black Lodge? This episode includes a plot synopsis for Taika Waititi's Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) and passabl...

We hate this Ja Rule music video starring Detective Fitzpatrick Swayze, featuring our first-ever recorded vocal harmonies. How Ja Rule is Vince; more than 50% or less? And finally, Vince and Josh sing a semi-impromptu little diddy about Senator Mitch McConnell

Your intrepid hosts make their first foray into the Raimiverse and witness another baffling accent from our Swayze-adjacent (and 3/4 faceless) leading man: Liam Neeson. He honestly looks a heck of a lot like Hayden Christensen in the new Obi-Wan series. This episode contains excerpts from our coverage of Next of Kin (1989) and a listen back to our old fuzzy soundboard

Your intrepid hosts and our Coin-Flipping Expert, Danny Bolterstein, get swindled by the English dub of a Spanish-language kids' show with questionable messaging

The real 70th Birthday Boy was the friends we made along the way

Join us for another installment in everyone's favorite series! Josh and Vince & Ashton and Bent are back on their bullshit

Patrick Swayze's prequel to The Mummy, but minus the mummy (maybe?). This episode is sponsored by the concept of dabbing THC concentrate

Matthew "Call Me Dad" Marshment joins us for the remake of a Swayze Classic, and to offer his opinions on Mount Clemens, male bodies (#thiccboistatus), and sick whips! Then he blows our minds with a galaxy-brain take on propaganda films. This is really Goldilocks Jones episode. Corrections: I missed a bonus point, so that's TWO bonus tracker knives. Also, John Mathis and John Milius are different...

Writer, director, and star Lisa Niemi reminds us to always leave room for Sting

Welcome back to the Civil War: Reconstruction Edition! It's a weird episode all around with mild to severe racism. Now, let's all watch the Nanny! By the way, the piano was invented around the year 1700. #thatboatisslickasaduck #girlboss #robocop2

Every rose has its Thornton

Pride Month continues with very special guest host and Resident Homosexual: Steven Fischer. Steven guides us through a movie that isn't quite-as-ignorant as Josh thought, and makes a 100% vibe-based Swayze Scale estimate. Josh correctly identifies Ari Aster as a dong-forward director, then immediately second-guesses himself thanks to Joe Rogan's friend, Ari Shaffir. Beth Grant, the Confederate Fla...

"That's why they call it the Magic Kingdom...." - Tim Troia, our first guest and resident Father Expert. In this Father's Day Very Special Episode, we watch a movie where systematic child abuse takes a back seat to the exploits of raddest bad dad of all

And we all lived happily ever after - no notes.

I AM AN FBI AGENT

The real Boondock Saints were the friends we made along the way

WARD WEEK: DOUBLE FREDDER! This bonus episode is a free-roaming romp through everyone's favorite White Trash Hero's Journey, guided only by the North Star of our patented Swayze Scale. We scour the depths of our teenage memories, dunk of Forrest Gump and Robert Zemeckis, and revisit a petty grievance with one Robert James Ritchie. 

It Will Leave You Legless! This is a TRIPLE Swayze Adjacent film with Fred Ward (Uncommon Valor, The Player), Sunshine Parker (Roadhouse), and Reba McEntire (Fox and the Hound 2). Josh is the sleepy one this time, but he still has QUESTIONS, aribtrarily changes his personal scale from 5 to 10 points,, compulsively clicks his pen, and changes Earl to Ernie Do graboids have fins? Why are they gender...

Every day is a hard day at work when your workplace is war. America's first quagmire continues and takes prisoners. Josh has questions about historical revisionism, sexual violence, and war crimes. Vince is a little sleepy, and doesn't have the answers to those questions.. EARLY CORRECTION: Buckles now has a black and gold  Wakandan Vibranium arm.

This ain't no bullshit biker acid trip, this is GENE HACKMAN. The Hack-man assembles an A-Team of scarred veterans to save his boy from his 10-year internment in a Vietnamese P.O.W. camp. But at what cost? This early Bring Our Boys Back! movie didn't quite capture the Zeitgeist like Rambo First Blood Part 2, despite the same director and an earlier release date

This week, your humble hosts cover a NEW Patrick Swayze TV-documentary that - frankly - we should have been in charge of. We target one white man whose job should be given to us (LARRY HACKETT: ABC CONTRIBUTOR). We finally put the finishing touches on "Everyone's Favorite Segment."