Cosmic Crit: A Starfinder Actual Play Podcast

The next filming for Zo! Media Productions comes in the form of Eox’s favorite form of internet entertainment and thats Trashy Reality Television. Can the crew play their roles in a Draconic Feud or will they be Draconic Food? Find out on this week’s episode of “Real Hoardwives of Triaxus” (aka Cosmic Crit).

In the last segment of Sabotage Souffle the party prepares to cook and serve their food for the competition’s secret celebrity guest. Will they be able to put aside their differences and eek out a win for the Nova Rush or will their competitive streak get the best of them in this test kitchen? Find out on this week’s episode of Eox’s favorite podcast “Cosmic Crit”!

In the next segment of the Sabotage Souffle Eoxian TV show the party divided must begin the arduous task of retrieving protein and cooking with their ill-gotten spices. But things are about to heat up before they eat up, as the ring of fire activates! Will it be too hot in the kitchen or will the party survive the flame-broiling? Find out on this week’s “Cosmic Crit”!!!

With the Laser wolves dealt with and harvested into meat chunks, the lunks of the Nova Rush step foot in the next segment of the show “Gravedigging Get-em”. But while they search for spices can they keep crew morale up despite stealing and fighting one another in this cut-throat kitchen? Who lives and what spices are grenaded on this week’s Cosmic Crit!?

On the Eoxian TV show Sabotage Souffle the crew of the Nova Rush divide into two teams to cook a dish for a mystery guest judge. But first the heroes will need to hunt and kill their own protein- three Tashtari aka Laser Wolves. With the monsters supersized for the TV audience do they stand a chance in this cut-throat kitchen? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The media mogul and undead executive Zo! finally appears for the meeting with the party. While initially bummed about the carpetcide he offers the crew of the Nova Rush a deal that they can’t refuse. Will fame and/or fortune help them on their way to completing their mission, or will this side quest turn into their primary objective? Find out as the crew goes to Hollywood on this week’s Cosmic Cri...

This week the fearsome [Name Censored] attack the party! Can the 5 of them survive the hated [Name Censored]’s attacks or will they fall victim to their bite! Find on this week’s extremely inappropriate and PG-13 episodes of Cosmic Crit!

After surviving the Atraskian shelf wasteland for the last few days the heroes of the Nova Rush make their way to the underground city led by a mysterious benefactor. Will they be able to convince someone of Elebrian birth to come with them on their mission or will their mission like their Uber driver be Dead on Arrival? Will the latest edition of the Absalom Station News have a funny Family Circu...

The Nova Rush crew is attacked once more by the Corpse Fleet as undead waves of fodder flood the manor of Undead royalty. Can the heroes survive an all out undead assault? Will Xeldan’s new powers aid him in this fight or cause his demise? Find out who lives and who is undead on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The owner of the Xoalots emerges from the wilderness and claims the undead corpses. It’s time for the crew to mingle with a hot undead single in their area code, as the cowgirl tries to keep her secrets on the ranch. Can they pry the rifle from her cold dead hands or will they get run off into the Eoxian night to the strange Spire Manor in the distance? Find out all that and more on this week’s Co...

Back on the planet of Eox the crew of the Nova Rush rest in the zephyrous shelter, while zombies are destroyed by large undead beasts outside. Can they make a break for it and survive an attack from these former beasts of burden? Find out the answer to the riddles “What hops, tramples and impales in the pale Eoxian sunlight?” on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

Last week we saw the dog’s life and now it’s time to dissect the 9 lives of Heathaeyun Delacourt! Follow us as we reverse time skip our way through the Captain of the Nova Rush and find out what brought him to his powers and cavalier lifestyle. 

This week the crew of the Nova Rush takes a break as we focus in more clearly on the story of one Xeldan Gutteryoung. Follow the soldier’s footsteps through the emancipation of Pulonis and meeting with Captain Heathaeyun for the first time in this fun one-on-one with Gibert on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The Crew of the Nova Rush wander the wastelands and secure shelter in a random piece of architecture along the Atraskian Shelf. Will the wasteland claim these living city slickers or will they make their claim here? Will they find peace of mind in these undead hills or will the undead eat a piece of their minds? Find out on this week’s exploratory episode of Cosmic Crit!

While the Nova Rush crew has sought refuge in the ancient fossilized bones of some gigantic serpent, other creatures call those remains home as well. With Xeldan sensing an approaching threat the party goes on full alert…but they discover they are being hunted by the apex predator on Eox…and it’s not alone!

An undead horde chases the party across the surface of Eox, and they have to fight tooth and nail to survive. Can the heroes make it to safety or will they succumb to the undead chase and become another victim of the zombie shamblers? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The Nova Rush board their shuttle for the Halls of the Living, but not all is as it seems on this fast flight across the barren surface. The pilot is a spooky skeleton and the flight attendant is ghoulishly undead too. But when the flight is hijacked by Corpse Fleet terrorists with a bomb can the party survive to landing this shuttle in one piece? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

This week the Nova Rush lands on the planet Eox, with the odd mission to return to Station Alpha with a living Elebrian. But their task is stymied by downed starship travel and the ubiquitous Zo! Media Productions tricentennial celebration happening on the planet. Can they survive the crowds and fast track to their favorite rides? Find out as we enter the Adventure Zo!ne this week!

This week the crew of the Nova Rush pressgang the Dwarven gang member Jazm McClintock into service while receiving their next mission from Clan Ulrikka. Will the heroes decide to call it quits or did they just buy themselves a one way ticket to Eox? Find out on this bone-chilling episode of Cosmic Crit!

The explorers of Station Alpha return with information for the Dwarg mining Clan Ulrikka, but mystery is afoot as the heroes begin shopping in the Star Citadel Theodrane’s central mall, for their new notoriety has gotten the attention of more than just the local dwarven gangs…

This week the crew of the Nova Rush begging the trek back to Starship Citadel Theodrane with a renewed interest in the ancient Eoxian space rock. Will their new found powers they gain at level two allow them to stick together as a crew and continue their mission for Clan Ulrikka? Find out as we continue into part two of the amazing adventure “Guilt of the Grave World”

The Nova Rush crew are headed away from Station Alpha this week as they’ve finalised their mission and secured the space rock. But something or someone is waiting for them in the cold dark asteroid fields of the Diaspora. Listen to this week’s Cosmic Crit for the first bout of Starship Combat courtesy of corpselike foes! 

The station’s rat population takes a nosedive this week as the exploration of Station Alpha takes a scrappy turn. Can a few simpler combats boost the player’s opinions of their characters before they lock into their builds at level 2? We endeavor to answer that question and more on this week’s penultimate part 1 episode!

The mystical secrets of Station Alpha begin to reveal themselves as the heroes of the Nova Rush investigate the Arcane Laboratory. Can they make peace with the outside entities that have seemed to take up residency here or will their orbs be cooked? Find out on another thrilling adventure of Cosmic Crit!

The mysteries of Station Alpha continue to unfold as there are more confirmations that this facility used to orbit the now destroyed planet of Iovo, destroyed by the Eoxian super weapon. But what did the ancient Elebrians do here and why did this station survive?