Cop Car Coffee

Welcome to your weekly injurious waste of time, the podcast that makes you wish you were not an Ottawa sports fan because you wouldn't have to listen to these segments.  Regardless we are here to guide you through the chaotic landscape of politics, curling, and all the ways to procrastinate while you're being productive. This week we dive into the world of politics, where every decision feels like...

As DDTs boyhood and adult hero Pierre Poilievre questioned the Liberal finance minister, we do the same thing with our new guest this week...Who are you? If you got nothing else going on, please feel free to digest your weekly injurious waste of time, this episode jam packed with even more nonsense with our special guest.  You got that right, live from Scotties, DDT was smitten to have his old bud...

Welcome to 9th episode of the season for Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where bad decisions and questionable opinions are brewed fresh daily! This week, we’re diving into Sportsnets baffling choice to air NHL games in places that make zero sense, Donald’s utterly unique take on tariffs (spoiler: it’s not what you think), the hilariously bizarre origins of the Tom Green Show, and, of course, elections...

Is 2025 the year of the budget? We put our pesos where are spreadsheets are.  What does a budget mean to you?  How about those World Juniors and coach Cameron...O my, don't coaches coach, are 4 week tournaments really "such a short tournament"?  How about all those people who say Call Me!  Like...why?  Apologies for all the questions and for bringing you another year of this nonsense.  Exchange ra...

Good bye 2024! In a year of misery, at least we had DDT and his antics.  Sure you've got your problems, Letterkenny has its problems, the world has problems, but DDTs success rate of problem solving (28%) not only beats yours, the markets too.  Sports, politics, bad investing and recommendations come at you hard this week as we send 2024 packing.  Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Duff and...

Welcome to your injurious waste of time, sorry.  This week if you have nothing else going on, listen in for some real gems from the world of Canada Post, Landman on Prime, JBs bizarre garbage clean up, the 69c dollar, and so much more.  Live from Scotties, its CCC. 

A Week of Chaos, Chaos, and More Chaos Hey Podbeanski's, if you're still awake in Lanark County, tune in for this week's episode. We've got a real doozy for you. First off, let's talk about the Canada Post strike. I know, I know, super exciting stuff. Not. But hey, it's been impacting our lives...not really...or has it, so we might as well talk about it. We'll probably complain about it, laugh abo...

Podbeanski's, you ever open up your laptop and the random screensaver is amazing?  I did this morning and was welcomed by the beauty multi coloured fields of flowers and windmills of Holland.  This is the opposite of opening up a CCC Podcast, where you will be greeted with abrasive, monochromatic tones; an injurious waste of time. Waste away this week with our new local totally altruistic business...

It's a great day for hockey, or is it.  Why do we schedule NHL hockey in the afternoon in Ottawa in October? WHY? Also, in a limited market like Ottawa, why schedule both our professional sports teams in NHL and CFL at the same time?  This is ridiculous, what a loss, somebody should hire DDT for scheduling.   If you're not watching pro sports on a gorgeous Ottawa Valley weekend, sorry, you must be...

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Podbeanskis.  We have some picks for you, some apologies including the biggest one of DDT still not having our new intro completed, some hacks, and our brand new weekly segment; Totally altruistic local business shout outs.  You'll have to tune in to hear about them.  Some lame investing and not so lame Sens chatter.  DDT is celebrating in Sudbury, Duff is holding down...

Perhaps you've stumbled here by accident.  Maybe you googled podcasts, or perhaps you've lost a bet, and you are forced to listen? Regardless, we are back and we are sorry. It is Kanata South's longest running podcast, and the penultimate injurious waste of time...after of course anything on the National Canadian Political scene. It's been a while since recording and posting, so we don't remember...

It has been a nice slow summer sipping solo latte.  But it's also nice to have our DDT back, full to the brim with gusto and stories from the motherland.  Listen in this week as DDT takes us through Italy with his kids, kids boyfriends, his partner and her family.  Forget the athletics competition from France, DDT earns a gold medal in herding cats, argument mediation and in negotiation with the C...

The listener has waited long enough.  Welcome to your summer podcast for lounging by the dock, hanging out in your Muskoka chairs, cruising the backroads of Lanark County, or simply sitting in your back yard complaining like DDT.  This summer special is loaded with all your favorites, Tony Gabriel's galore! Let's get to it! Forza Azzurri! 

Sorry, we're back but at least it's been a while.  You've had a chance to listen in to worthwhile content from our friends in the industry, but if you are serious about us, then we are serious about you and you are in for a show! Although we got sidetracked by Canadian Politics, DDT still managed to give us a comical update on the family trip to Italy this summer.  He still doesn't realize 5 peopl...

The boys were back together this week for another injurious waste of time.  All your favorite topics were considered, but only some made the cut.  It was fun to have JB back sharing his insights, while DDT made apologies, and was his usual Jester self. Winston snored, or was it Duff when DDT Tony Gabrieled the heck out of moderately disinteresting topics.  Listen in to hear about why money doesn't...

Sorry. Shoveling Wisdom, Eclipse Delights, Volkswagen Adventures and a few more items, especially some off topic politics make up the menu this week. Hold onto your coffee cups, folks! In this episode of Cop Car Coffee, we're diving headfirst into a whirlwind of injuriously wasteful topics that'll leave you puzzled, frustrated, informed and entertained. First up, we tackle the perennial question:...

Hot off the heels of our longest Podcast, and sorry for that, we present one of the shortest...you are welcome.  Listen in this week as Duff  reports in live from Vegas.  That's right, from poolside at Mandalay Bay, Duff recounts tales and strategies from his latest annual sojourn to Sin City.  While Duff has fun south of the border, DDT is once again dragged up north to the Big Nickel, where he i...

Sorry, but once again, here is your biweekly injurious waste of time.  Listen in this week to learn about the great Carson City to Canada Quest, Griselda, DDTs never ending bathroom hack job, March Madness, the weather, The Ottawa sports market its oversaturation of teams for a non sports city, and Robins!  Join us for Mediocrity Unleashed, where we explore the mundane and embrace the ordinary. Fr...

All is good.  Back at Scotty's, eating a great breakfast, and Duff don't have to listen to JB or DDT, life is good.  JB is polishing a table for his wife's brother's cousin up in Shawinigan, while DDT will be serving his penalty for behaviour uncomplimentary of this podcast, and all podcasts in general. Lister, you are welcome. Up this week, the seniors breakfast, senior deals, horrible hockey, Wo...

We hope you're back, but if, after last week you are not, we understand.  Between the crickets and DDTs bad accents, the listener feedback was heard.  DDT has been sanctioned, and will receive a 2, 5 and a 10 for his behaviour.  Duff and JB will run the show for the first 17 minutes of a future episode, While DDT serves his sentence.   This week, we try to make it up.  I think you will enjoy our s...

One week later, with still no emailed summary of the podcast, Duff could not wait any longer to post this cast.  Unavailable at the time of production, Duff can only suspect and surmise as to what topics were covered by DDT and BJ.  Did they have a cost saving hack?  Did they spend too much time bantering about how money doesn't matter?  Is DDT getting any money back from his Italian Entourage, an...

The dog days of winter are here, at least in the Maritimes.  Very mild and above seasonal in Kanata South and the beautiful Ottawa valley...perfect conditions for fatbiking!  Listen in this week for even more useless tidbits like cost saving hacks, RV show happenings, sports banter and a shout out the lady Bobs who are off to the Nationals.  If you've been craving an injurious waste of time, we've...

Welcome to another injurious waste of time. We hope that your dog days of winter are going well.  Apologies from DDT if this Podcast makes it worse, which it is likely to especially if you're afraid to Loud Budget, like it when your municipal snow budgets are carelessly squandered or if your favorite teams suck.  These three main items and so much more. Have a blessed day, under his eye, and thank...

Live from the F-150 studio! Just like old times.  Listen in this week as Duff and DDT take the show on the road to the Adirondacks! It was a nice ride, other than the snowstorms and the price of everything.  It seems it only took one week to realize that Money DOES matter, EVs aren't perfect and NFL football isn't a winter sport. Apologies as DDT had to take the lead this week as Duff had to keep...

Happy New Year! DDT starts off with an apology, and we both follow up with an Injurious Waste of Time.  Even though it's a new year, we still have many of your old favorites, but we are rather excited about your new favorite segment entitled Money Doesn't Matter.  In Fact it's more of an anti-pole to our famous cost saving hacks, but irrelevantly uninspiring nonetheless.  Loudermouth, Handmaids, f...