Concealed with Art Simone

Who wouldn't want to Art Simone on our tv screens again? Is it possible? Will she return? The short answer is yes, but under very specific conditions. Everyone is a nepo baby in some sense of the word, Art benefits (kind of) form her nepotism in a very niche way, and like every nepo baby, she can't quite do it as well as Art Simone. Is this the end? It's up to you... remember, mum's the word. Have...

Meet the dazzling Cassidy! The Melbourne based DJ is dressed to impressed and will win you over instantly with her charm, but before you fall head over heels for Cassidy, be aware that she is concealing something, and there are clues everywhere... She has lived a Disney like dream and has balanced the best of both worlds. Can you figure out who Cassidy is? Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithart...

Everyone's favourite DILF (Dad I Like to Follow... obviously) Sean Szeps stops by to talk all things poop... poop songs, poop pyjamas, and the most mortifying poop incident we wouldn't wish on a single soul. Three clues, it involves the Sydney Harbour Bridge, a Maccas cup, and live tv. Then, we are setting down some rules for teenagers to make this world a much safer place for all of us! Don't be...

Meet Bastien. He has a huge love of fast cars, folding phones, and deep curiousity which has gotten him into trouble more than once... Sure, Bastien is only in his 40s, and his already retired after selling a very successful business, that's not what he's concealing today... It's all about the colour of the hat he chooses to wear each and everyday. Can you figure it out? Check us out on the social...

Today is Art Simone's birthday!!! But she will NOT be celebrating, all thanks to a party 12 years ago... no she hasn't moved on, and no she shouldn't have to. Did you see Julia Roberts and Amanda Seyfried wore the same outfit? This happened at one of the biggest drag events, and it was SCANDALOUS! It's a story from the artchives which maybe shouldn't be told... oh well. We bet no one has ever been...

It's a pleasure to introduce you to Tim! Tim isn't a stranger to Art Simone, she recognised him instantly, even though it's not exactly his face that he's well known for... Tim grew up as an army brat, loved drawing, and was once an earring. But Tim has etched himself into Australia's history books.  Can you figure out who Tim is? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/conceale...

The luckiest drag queen alive is wrapping up a MAMMOTH four weeks in the fun, creepy, ugly Edinburgh! But it wasn't all smooth sailing, bird shit in wigs, a rush to hospital, and a beared Sharon. Then, winner of Drag Race Down Under Season 4, Lazy Susan pops in to tell us about being ON FIRE... literally, with a few tangents of course. We want to hear form YOU! Need some advice? Have a cursed hack...

Please welcome alll the way from the USA, Robert! Sure Robert's demeanour is disarming, as is love of sourdough bread, The New York Times crossword, and mushrooms, but there's more than meets the eye. Robert knows an awful lot about an interesting bunch of people that live among us, you might be one of them and you may not even be aware. What is Robert concealing? Check us out on the socials: Inst...

Coming at you from EDINBURGH FRINGE! A chance encounter with a publicist ended with a convo about Miriam Margolyes clitoris, their are Art Simone clones EVERYWHERE, but there is one major problem about being in Edinburgh... There's gift ideas for your quirky cousin who wants homemade gifts, FREE advice on how to make it through any situation, and we are build the greatest Aussie girl band to ever...

Meet our oldest guest to date! 92-year-old Edith. She loves her local bingo night, has few notches on her belt, and you don't want to get on the wrong side of this granny! But not all is what is it seems with Edith, there are a few more layers to her... What or who is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithart...

If you're reading this, you might be the mole... Somebody, or somebodies who listen to this podcast has a VERY unusual listening routine, and we've found out about your DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Before we expose that, we're taking a steamy hot take on Japanese toilets, and how shaving your eyebrows can SAVE YOUR LIFE!!... Or at least save you some time. Wanna spruik something? Go on, give it a crack&nb...

Meet Rosie, the cat-loving, plan-cancelling musician and voice artist based in LA. It seems like Rosie is interesting enough, right? But there's more to Rosie than what meets the eye. It involves the internet, a lady named Urma, and a type of fish... Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone See omnystudio.com/listener...

I'm cleansing the palette with special guest HANNAH CONDA! We get some piping hot tea on Hannah... in an alternate universe she was a stripper called Hot Chris. She brings a Concealed Weapon to do with the rug on her head, and the phone in her hotel room, AND she delivers the WORST soapbox in the short history of the palette cleanser. BUT FIRST, I've done a shady deal in the Werribee KFC carpark.....

You've never met someone like Grainne! She oozes personality, and her infectious energy will have you smiling ear to ear. A number of years ago she booked a one-way ticket to Australia, and never looked back! But this pole-dancing, author is concealing something, and although it may not be the best kept secret, it's the reason she will never leave the country. Check it out on the socials: Instagra...

We're having an identity crisis on the palette cleanser... Art has found that she can pass as several different people, and has been offered some pretty cash to do just that. Time to lay off Katy Perry people! She's also a labubu hater, and we embrace that in this space. If we uncancel one celeb, we have to cancel three in their place, so that's EXACTLY what we're doing. Plus a show and tell piece...

It's a pleasure to introduce you to the laid-back, Mark. He's the kind of guy that could be everyone's mate, and not much seems to phase him. But he's concealing something, which involves handshakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and using his words carefully. What is Mark concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone See...

iiiiit's another palette cleanser! What's happened since we last caught up? I've car jacked someone dressed as Kath Day-Knight, and had an awkward confession from an EX instagram follower. But it's not just about me, no, I've pulled a lock of mangled hair for ARTifacts and giving you my fail safe tip to shade ANYONE without them realising. One of you lovely people have turned to me for advice abou...

Here's a man who has lived a million lives! Originally from London, now residing in Perth, Matt has worked as a Club DJ, TV presenter, radio announcer, and has a list of obscure hobbies. With so much that he's happy to share, what could he possibly concealing? Here's a hint, it lead him to an unusual run in with Mike Tyson. Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimo...

Welcome to the first palette cleanser! What's that? Babes, I'm still trying to figure that out myself. If you've fallen into the recent Labubu trend, I have some WORDS for you! I'm going back into the personal artchives... it's real, raw, vulnerable and I HATE every second of it. If you were a chronic oversharer in the early days o facebook, you'll get it. AND we've opened up the soapbox, which ma...

Meet the glamorous Tash! She lights up the room with her warmth and poise, but this former ballet dancer is concealing something... She dreams of walking along the Hollywood Walk of Fame, loves a boogie to Earth, Wind and Fire, and would become an Astronaut if she had to start her life over. Can you guess what she's concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithart...

Please make the sparkly Sue welcome! She's from Melbourne, loves her two kitty cats, Art and crafts, and considers herself a bit of a Martha Stewart (gotta keep an eye on that tax evasion). BUT Art already knows Sue, in fact they know each other very well.  Can you figure out who Sue is? Trust us, stick around for what she has to say, it's pretty juicy! Check it out on the socials: Instagram: inst...

Meet Ramin, he's originally from Iran, but now resides in Melbourne. His creative outlets are painting and drawing, but don't let that fool you he has a BIG brain, and is a natural problem solver. But, he's concealing his profession, which he has been doing for two decades now. Can Art carve out the truth? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tikto...

Sit down and shut up, because Bill is here. He's a commanding figure from the Gold Coast, who's not fond of many people, and when he's talking you better listen, because he has something important to say. Today, he has something to confess. Who is Bill, and what is he concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimo...

Meet Narelle! She's a jovial lady from regional Victoria who loves spending time on her farm with her mini tractor and chainsaw. BUT, before Narelle retired to a life on the land, she spent her years becoming one of the most recognisable people in her field.... Who is Narelle? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone...

This is something out of your nightmares... Anonymous sits down with Art, not only must she uncover what she is concealing, but she almost must reveal the identity of the hooded figured sitting across from her. Her only clue? Birds of a feather flock together. Who is Anonymous, and what are they concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tikt...