Closet Takes

On this week’s episode we dive into the seven deadly sins in the only way that we know how to… very gay. We talk about who we would like the receptionist to heaven’s pearly gates to be.

*Trigger warning* On the week’s episode Franco and Gabe delve into the “Quiet on Set” docu series. We discuss Dan Schneider’s alleged misconduct, the treatment of child actors, the impact of fame, and the need for better safeguards for child actors.

On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe have a midlife crisis and do the math of how long it’s been since their high school experience. They debate on the best kind of hot pocket and they wig loose as they talk about some of movie and tv’s worst wigs

Franco and Gabe share their experiences as members of the LGBTQ+ community, addressing subjects like the shaping of personal identity, navigating conservative communities, the significance of finding a supportive community, and the influence and impact of various aspects of popular culture. We also touch on current and online trends, reflect on personal anecdotes, and share advice on fostering per...

On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe talk about reality shows. Could Franco be the villain of the season? The gays get into another debate over attractiveness and their criteria.

On this week’s episode of Closet Takes, hosts Franco and Gabe discuss numerous trends and the crazes people engage in. From the Potato Heads to Tickle Me Elmo we explore the most recent Stanley Cups and why they are so popular. Follow us on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter/X @ClosetTakesPod

Kicking off 2024, Franco & Gabe debate the relevance of New Year's resolutions and they dive deep into the philosophy of life, discussing their interpretations of various ancient philosophy quotes and how they apply these in their everyday life experiences. Gabe tries to call himself an onion or cake because of his many "layers", Franco disagrees.

Things are getting wild right before the holidays. Gabe & Franco talk about the Senate twink scandal. Franco calls out jobs that gave crappy end of the year events. Gabe feuds with Franco over gift wrapping. Follow on Instagram @closettakespodcast & Twitter / X @ClosetTakesPod

Category is… Campy Christmas sweaters. Are ugly Christmas sweaters ugly or campy? Gabe and Franco break down ugly Christmas sweaters. Gay Christmas music? I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus? Santa believes in milk and cookies. Is Santa an ally? Does he know how to slay? Follow us on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter/X @ClosetTakesPod

Everyone’s talking Spotify Wrapped so Gabe & Franco share their top artists. The battalion of men trying to harass Dolly Parton over recent performance. People act out of jealousy and it’s all talked about here from professional to personal.

Franco and Gabe talk about parenting and having kids. Franco gets real about giving parenting advice even if you don’t have kids yourself. Parents are allowed to not always love being one.

On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe finally settle their pending debate. Sweet AND Savory? Sweet OR Savory? This debate has been marinating, cooking, and brewing for months and the gays finally settle it. Follow us on Instagram/Threads @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter/X @ClosetTakesPod

On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe celebrate the rebirth of our Christmas Queen Mariah. They breakdown some holiday songs and share if they want a hippopotamus for Christmas or their two front teeth. The gays also discuss a twitter thread that Franco found interesting. Follow us on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter @ClosetTakesPod. We are now on threads!! @ClosetTakesPodcast

Happy Halloween Queers and Peers!! As we say goodbye to another spooky season, we sit down and read some Reddit horror hook up stories. Franco shares another one of his horror stories. So grab your nearest queer/peer, a blanket, some hot chocolate, and sit back and get ready for some real horror. Follow us on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and on Twitter/X @ClosetTakesPod

On this week’s episode we take Halloween Buzzfeed quizzes and Gabe talks big game… Can he survive his horror story? Two gays enter a closet but only one comes out…

On this week’s episode Gabe asks Franco if he is superstitious. We play fu*k, marry, slash and Franco comes brings back an old topic… granny candy… Join us for this week’s spooky fun.

On this week’s episode… are gays vampires? We sit down and get into the spooky season by going over our first ever episode and revisiting the topic of final girls and our favorite horror franchise.

On this week’s episode we talk about dating, engagements, and the road to getting married. Franco and Gabe go talk through the struggles of meeting someone and the fronts people put on on the big day just to impress others.

Gabe & Franco take on the idea of catfishing. The call is coming from inside the house honey. Listen in on some clever way scammers just to get you and what lies people have fallen for that cost them big.

On this week’s episode Franco and Gabe sit down and talk about the latest trends with A.I. We discuss the newest NPC trend on TikTok and why people are buying into it. Franco finds a new foe and it’s not boomer! So sit back and enjoy the episode

On this weeks’s episode Franco and Gabe take a quiz to find out what kind of Barbie they are. We discuss a hot take… is having no gay friends a red flag? So sit back and enjoy the episode.

On this week’s episode we sit down and talk about going back… to a job, an ex, or school. Is the second time around better? When do you take an Ex back?

Hello queers and peers, we are back. After a small hiatus, gay hosts are back. We are ending pride month with a bang… literally. As we sit down and rank celebrity nudes and their wood… from Pete Wentz to Chris Evans. We talk about Mormons and their soakin and so much more. So sit back and enjoy the episode.

Sit and play along to a game of “Is It Gay, Straight, or Bi?” Gabe & Franco go from Dinosaurs to ottomans and more this episode. Follow on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and Twitter @ClosetTakesPod

Franco calls out Gabe. It’s pride season queers and peers which means it’s party time. The two share an awkward night on the first weekend of pride. Franco spills on the similarities between gay men and straight men. Follow on Instagram @ClosetTakesPodcast and Twitter @ClosetTakesPod