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Class is in session, and the snow is locking us in. 🍎🌲 V. Leigh and Maeve are taking on the book that launched a million internet debates: Credence by Penelope Douglas. We’re keeping things a bit cryptic for the algorithm, but if you’ve been up on the mountain with Tiernan, Kaleb, Noah, and Jake, you already know exactly what we’re grading today. Today’s Cryptic Grading: Isolation 101: How force...

Class is in session, and the gloves are completely off. 🍎🔥 This week is a mandatory Study Hall session. V. Leigh and Maeve are taking an essential break from our romance syllabus to address the shocking CNN investigative report exposing an international digital network operating as an online "rape academy." Grab your notebook. It's a tough, angry, but vital conversation that we ref...

Class is in session, but today, the Professors are crying. 🍎😭 V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling Still Beating by Jennifer Hartmann. We knew it would be heavy, but we didn’t know it would break us. Today, we’re grading the story of Cora and Dean—two people who hated each other until they had to survive a serial killer together. Grab your tissues and join us as we try to put our hearts back together...

Class is in session, and the Professors are heated. 🍎🔥 V. Leigh and Maeve are taking an emergency detour into the real world to discuss the brand new Netflix documentary Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. Get ready for a 90-minute roast session of the internet's most "Alpha" influencers. Grab your drink—you’re going to need it for this one. Warning: This episode contains heavy d...

Class is in session, and the Professors are fighting. 🍎⚔️ V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling Give Me More by Sara Cate, but for the first time in Study Hall history, we don't agree. Today, we’re grading the marriage of Hunter and Isabel and their "third," Drake. Grab your notebook and pick a side—are you Team Maeve or Team V. Leigh? Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions o...

Class is in session, and today we’re talking about the ultimate "Forbidden Fruit." 🍎 V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling the viral story of Alberto Ravagnani , the priest who chose a life of freedom over a life of celibacy. We explore the psychological grip of sexual repression within religion and why the "Priest Kink" is currently dominating BookTok. Today’s Grading: The Alberto...

Class is in session! Today, V. Leigh and Maeve are dissecting Book 2 of the Salacious Players Club: Eyes on Me by Sara Cate. We’re talking about Garrett Porter —the man who likes to watch—and his secret obsession with his stepsister, Mia. We dive into the "forbidden" nature of their 13-year age gap, the reality of the cam-girl lifestyle, and why this book hits a different emotional chord than Prai...

Grab your notebooks and sit in the front row. We’re moving past the "he’s hot" phase and getting into the academic grit: Does he have Absolute Alpha energy? Could he survive a winter in the woods? Is he a Distinguished Daddy or just a Fundamental Failure ? Join the Classroom: Listen in as we decide who gets an 'A' and who gets sent to the principal's office. Head over to our...

"Yes, Sir!" 🍎 Welcome back to ClitNotes. Today, V. Leigh and Maeve are grading the book that launched a thousand "Good Girl" kinks: Praise by Sara Cate. ✍️✨ We’re diving deep into the Grant family, the Salacious Players Club dynamic, and why Emerson Grant is the ultimate "Boss." Is it an A+ masterpiece or a degenerate fail? IN THIS SESSION: The "Good Girl" Phenomenon Older Man / Younger Woman Ou...

Class is in session. In our very first Study Hall, V. Leigh and Maeve Forti introduce you to ClitNotes: a twice-monthly sanctuary for the lovers of the dark, the taboo, and the degenerate. Today we’re laying out the syllabus: how we’re grading your favorite smut (A-F), why we’re skipping the "sweet" reads, and what it really means to be part of the Cliterati. Put your headphones in. It’s...