Clever Name Podcast

The boys for Rats in the Attic Podcast join us and we welcome them with some erotic fan fiction and AI generated love songs. A polish priest hosted gay orgies and mutilated some genitals, masturbating in other peoples homes in now legal and launchables are mostly lead. A woman does a live fire waxing of her butthole, super gonorrhea is on the loose in China and Martin writes a beautiful country so...

We are all very sad about the death of O.J. Simpson, some of our solar eclipse predictions came true and Artty finishes the chevy spark drawing. We play guess whats in my butt again, we look at the new ways to get your nicotine fix and Artty has a new page on clevernamepodcast.com dedicated to his art. You can now order drawings of ANYTHING from Artty on the "artism" page of clevernamepodcast.com....

Blake, Artty, Ryan and Martin are all back and Artty has finally finished the halo drawings for Martins birthday (in February). Ryan sticks his dick in a vacuum and catches his shit, we give our predictions for the solar eclipse and autism is a death sentence in Canada. Ryan bonds with a kid over growing up in an autism cage and we find some people who are out there Martin Maxing. Osama Vinladen i...

Mark Sargent join the show to have our 4th flat earth discussion. We make our predictions for what will happen during the upcoming apocalyptic eclipse, why we cant travel to antarctica and the moon landing. We find out Mark is just Neil Armstrong in disguise and the ongoing feud on the flat earther communities. We pick team Flearth or Glearth on this week Clever name Podcast.  Go check out Mark at...

This week we have very sad news to report about some of our favorite websites, men's tampons are now available around Canadian workplaces and Ryan is going to try them out. We get some video of baby Martin, Martin Maxing. We do round 2 of the "can you tell if its a lady or a lady boy" game. We have an Arttyvention where we talk about Arttys drinking and a man boofs a basketball. All this and so mu...

Tony Hawk 27 trailer release, Martin gets an award for guessing lady boys and we all wood. We play another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who, we laugh at fart sounds for a good 20 mins and we find people Martin Maxing in the wild. The Sandwich game makes a return and we watch a live performance of What up by 4 Non Blonde. All this and so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. 

Blake Ryan Martin and Artty are joined by Blakes girlfriend Julia with the third instalment of What's in the Box. We rise for the retarded singing of the national anthem and we guess how many times a reusable bad needs to be used before its considered eco friendly. People light them self on fire for things other than Palestine and we watch a weird art performance by a chicken man and a midget. A m...

The FTC has made us all declare our race and gender and we watch a Russian kid jump out a fifth floor window like Eric Clapton's kid. We do our new segment "fire" and our long time favorite Clever Name Podcast classic bit "bestiality". We create the duck version of American history x, a man poops on a sleeping man on the street and a moose gets punked by two dogs. A woman finds out she banged her...

Nazis have the debate of the century about who shits in the street, fans tell us why they should kill themselves and we play the first edition of the whisper game. Artty loses his mind during the sandwich game, a lady got root rot in her cooch and a woman plays with a grenade. We find out what a selkie is, we see some good parenting and we rank some racism. All this and so much mor eon this weeks...

We have Flat Earth Vikka on the show this week for our third podcast on the flat earth theory. Vikka has 2 popular documentaries and a weekly podcast on the flat earth. We discuss our varying levels of belief in the flat earth and some of the questions holding us back from believing. Most importantly we come up with a plan to once and for all prove if the earth is flat or round and we take it upon...

Ryan finally caught Covid and we celebrate Artty being a part of the show for one full year. We get a new take on an old classic video, Shrekfest has been officially canceled for good and new Epstein game just dropped. A Florida cop open fires on an acorn and teacher hot tub seduction is more common that we realized. Coffee is racist and we're playing with the boys in this week and woke. All this...

The Clever Crew is back in action with another AI moose vs Bull simulation, a stripper is hired for the boys on the job site and we get predictions for the future of the Clever Name Podcast. We get a gauntlet worth of Primordial's videos, and we find out the most f%ckable pasta. Artty has a man vs machine battle of comedy in Kill Artty, Martin says he will eat a mosquito burger for $5,000 and we h...

Ryan has car problems and rented the worlds gayest car, we lock in our bets for when Blake will have poop thrown on him and we guess what Osama Bin Laden had on his computer by playing the Bin Laden Hard Drive Game. A mom is advertising her Onlyfans in the school pick up lane, Artty does his best Kill Artty set and the big swinging Canadian dick is a man with the record for most DUI's in Canada. A...

F*ck Trudeau chants break out the the last UFC PPV, Ryans throwing poo google alert finally pays off and we take a look at the average Tim Horton's experience. We guess the correct logo, Ryan has a melt down over Arttys obsession over Redbar and we learn why any woman having sex with a white guy is unforgivable in This Week in Woke. Artty does Kill Artty, some people drown in poop water in an elev...

The prophecy foretold that this was the week that Blake would return, Martin shows us his best accents and Artty has another edition of Kill Artty. We watch the best parts Only Use Me Blade n word video, some wild penial video are presented and  Dana whites boob power slap is an amazing new sport. We play "guess who the what said who" and check out one of the best drinking and driving videos of al...

Important Novtober policy discussion takes place and arguments ensue, Ryan found a new way to injure himself with power tools and primordial is back with more videos to scar our souls. We check in on the most talented girl in Russia, Martin does his signature segment "Martins News" and another edition of Guess Who The What Said Who. The 5th edition of Kill Artty, Canadian Jeff Dunham does a hate c...

We do a second show this week to make up for the live stream going down on the last episode. After years of digging we uncovered the original Noot Noot video. Then we see what happens when you search for slurs on Amazon and Oprah says the N word. A stronk woman ponders her orb, we find the Tarzan boy/girl and a guy takes nerf to the next level. All this and so much more on this extra episode of Cl...

This week the podcast lands on Jan 6th so we do black face or something. We finish the guess who the what said who game and Artty does his 5th edition of Kill Artty. We check out some 5 mins prison crafts for teens that teach us how to make a ballussy and a sponussy. A man was daggered into the hospital, we rank some racism and we find out the winner of the 2024 Epstein client list draft. All this...

Its the last show of 2023 and instead of doing a lame clip show like other podcast we bring a you 3 hour classic episode. Martin tries to kill his mother, we play another round of guess who the what said who and we do our prediction for next year and recap our predictions for 2023. Then we do the 2024 Epstein client list draft, Artty does the 4th edition of Kill Artty and a shot of maggots. Full s...

ITS CHRISTMAS! and the boys are back together for maybe the last time. What have another edition of Whats In The Box this time with presents but first we have a game created by one of our one of our listeners where we guess who said what from past podcasts. Artty does his third edition of Kill Artty and Blakes girlfriend joins us to watch a man put his penis in a bear trap. Ryan sings holiday clas...

They boys are back and we have a new intro created by AI plus the official autism rankings for the Clever Name Podcast are out now. Ryan has always been right about how hot Hilary Duff is but now the rest of the internet is catching up. The lady we covered on the show who was caught using a vibrator on the beach has now been found dead in her home and we continue following Corey from Corey in the...

Martin Artty and Ryan get a message from Blake about where he has been the past few weeks. A guy flexes his trigger control, Martin shows the correct way to eat rockets/smarties and we watch the music video the classic russian song "they killed the black man". We work on getting a Neg Earth sponsorship and Corey from Corey in the house is trying to have sex with Adam 22s wife. We do the first edit...

Ryan's life is falling apart once again, dicks are getting caught in zippers and the long awaited manscaped commercial finally came out. A lot happened this week so make sure to go to clevernamepodcast.com to get the full show. 

We investigate the origin of the ice cream truck song, we watch and old USSR cartoon and Korea is getting around to not eating dogs any more. A man is arrested while hiding in a knocked over potta potty, some days cares are being used as child fight rings and someone was getting Baja Blasted in the back of a Taco Bell. All this and SO much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Full uncensored ep...

Flavor Flav opens the show with the national anthem, we check to to see what side of the Israel Palestine conflict cory in the house is on, we teach Blake what to do when he is attacked by a man throwing poop. Jesus is providing Poland with WIFI and Ryan probably burred his hamster alive. The first liquid cum filter can be injected in you tubes, an old lady got an unwanted BBL and breast implant a...