Cinema Crespodiso

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go all in on the 1993 mountain based action classic Cliffhanger! How do you pronounce Lithgow? Is this Michael Rooker’s most normal character ever? Who is Brett and who is Evan and why does it matter? Should...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk in depth about the 1991 action classic that is OUT FOR JUSTICE. Why is this the culmination of Seagal’s Golden Era? What’s up with that whole mafia storyline? Did we even need the separated wife subplot?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go long on the 1990 sci-fi action classic that is Total Recall! Is it all a dream or did it really happen to Quaid? Did Paul Verhoeven get a deal on bulk squib purchases? What is on...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1979 cult classic The Warriors! Is Cyrus supposed to be Jesus Christ? What are the difference with the book? What happened to Fox? Can Chris name all nine Warriors? All this and more...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew break down the insane time travel inconsistencies and whackiness of the 1994 sci fi action classic Timecop! How does time work in this movie? Is time travel purely subjective? Did it have enough nudity? Why did they...

As part of episode 645 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris reviewed a few movies from the 35th annual Florida Film Festival. Here are reviews of Normal, Frogtown, and Kikuyu Land, as well as a partial review of an unnamed movie out of respect for the artists premiering the film and looking for distribution. There was also...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Steven Seagal’s second movie, the 1990 classic Hard to Kill. Is the dialogue so bad it swings back around to good? Has Seagal ever done a push up? Could William Sadler play a good...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1985 classic Teen Wolf. They get into Stiles’ t-shirts, Wolf Dad’s horny levels, the Coach’s weirdly abundant screen time, the appropriate time for spin the bottle, getting your name misspelled in the...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Above The Law, the world’s introduction to the cinematic force and artistic auteur that is Steven Seagal. How much glass gets broken in this movie? How much of an influence did Andrew Davis have?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1973 martial arts action classic Enter The Dragon. What’s at the bottom of that spiked water pit? Why was Bolo so easy to defeat? What is the plural of praying mantis? Who...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on this 1987 arm wrestling classic Over The Top! Is this a movie about class differences? Did Terry Funk ask for real glass? Is the rich old Grandpa right about everything? Why does that...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1994 action classic TRUE LIES. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last great movie? Is the Aziz character racist? Does it matter? What are some other things that would make you beg for buttermilk?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1993 capoeria classic Only The Strong. We point out all the ways this is a right wing fantasy, how this is the only movie ABOUT capoeria, the basic yet decent plotting, the awesome...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on Commando, the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, and they ask and try to answer all the important questions: what’s up with that score? Does overweight Freddie Mercury want to fuck John Matrix? Was that...

Excerpted from episode 619 of Cinema Crespodiso. In this episode, Chris Crespo has spoiler free reviews of The Legend of Ochi, Somnium, Death & Taxes, Under The Burning Sun, and It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. Listen to the full episode here.

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on the 1988 action classic (and Donald Trump’s favorite movie), Bloodsport, so they talk about Frank Dux’s real life claims, Van Damme’s splits, Forest Whitaker’s chopstick work, Bolo Yeung’s pecs, Stan Bush’s music, and...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew revisit Demolition Man, and they talk about Taco Bell, the 3 seashells, the bits of satire that work and the jokes that don’t, Jesse Ventura, Jack Black, and more! Enjoy!” Originally Released October 11, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the Jackie Chan action classic Rumble in the Bronx! Chris tells Drew about what got cut out of the 26-minute longer Hong Kong version for American audiences, they discuss Danny trying to pimp...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Our SPOILER-FILLED review of Mandy.” Originally Released October 6, 2018

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew blow up Bonwit Teller’s as they break down Die Hard With a Vengeance! What does this movie have to do with Lethal Weapon, Speed 2, and Brandon Lee? Is this the beginning of John McClane as...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about Die Hard 2, the pumped up sequel to the runaway hit and insta-classic Die Hard. They discuss naked hotel karate, the movie’s admiration of 90’s technology, the Robert Patrick and John Leguizamo bit...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on the 1987 action classic Robocop. Enjoy!” Originally Released August 16, 2019

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Spider-Man: Far From Home, and they get into all the details and spoilers about who lives, who dies, all the twists and turns and what not, plus they talk about the two post credits...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about five unfortunate accidental deaths that happened on television and movie sets.” Originally Released August 23, 2019