Childish

Greg emerges from his weeklong quarantine to discuss Alison's accidental profanity in front of her children. And Greg's 12-15 words of Spanish let him down when he needs them most. Plus problematic Disney movies, tipping practices, Jeff Toobin's Zoom incident, a lady limo driver, a cafe that doesn't do change, your emails, a Fitzdog home tour and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod inst...

Greg gets some special hangout time with his daughter and Alison realizes she's allowed her three year old to call the shots. Plus news stories about the cost of having kids and increasing substance use among parents. And a listener wants to know if she should say something about what her friends are feeding their baby.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Gr...

Alison does something silly to make Elliot laugh and then he asks her to do it over and over. A listener wants to know how many chuggas come before choo choo. So many comedians are leaving LA, will the Fitzdogs follow suit? Plus grandmas, a couple who knowingly sent their Covid-positive kid to high school, mass fires and more.  Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Fol...

Greg goes to Catalina Island to make up for the summer camp experience he never had and Alison watches as Elliot gets Daniel kicked off an important work call. A listener wants to know if it's ok to sell a sentimental (to the giver) gift she received but doesn't like. Plus cyberbullying, politics, rats, dieting, reselling gifts and more!    Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/ch...

Can you be happily married but fantasize about divorce? Greg and Alison weigh in plus Greg evades Alison's personal questions, Alison argues with Daniel over Elliot's hair, a study says pregnant moms shouldn't touch marijuana and we tell you why the kitchen might be the best place for virtual school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFi...

Greg went to a shooting range and turns out he isn't the expert marksman he thought he might be. Elliot is repeating something Alison told him and she's worried she's done him a disservice. And Greg microdosed—an hour before this episode. Plus your calls and news stories. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitz...

Greg's celebrating an especially great meal this week and Alison's gone off the rails in search of the perfect hose storage solution. Plus news stories about the benefits of a family dog and whether young children transmit COVID. Are the English repressed? A caller takes issue with something Greg said and invites him to come to the UK when this pandemic nonsense is behind us. And another caller wa...

One listener calls in to us know he approves of Greg's oral sex advice while another offers some bidet tips that leave us questioning the benefits of bidets. We also talk about news involving whether schools should reopen, a Boy Scouts activity pin recall, and a study saying moms are happier when kids go to bed early. Plus sibling rivalry, acne, a pledge to better ourselves and a kitchen table tha...

Greg and Alison recap Father's Day and discuss placement of tattoos and what it means. Alison's low has her wondering if she wants another child while Greg's has him feeling like a bad friend. Plus news stories about parental role-playing and a pandemic-related baby bust along with your emails including one about developmental milestones. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/chil...

We asked you to share with us the weirdest things of your parents you've stumbled across and wow, your answers did not disappoint! We also talk about whether to take your children to protests, Greg's new game show, Father's Day, good and bad Father's Day gifts, a news story that says anesthesia in childhood might lead to substance abuse later and so much more. We also take your calls and emails. F...

Bob Saget joins the show to talk about parenting three adult daughters, discussing racism with children, barnyard porn, cooking, his new podcast Bob Saget's Here for You and more. We also talk about Owen (O-2)'s first steps and some tough decisions about preschools reopening. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/greg...

John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout) joins Greg and Alison to talk about the fight that nearly ruined Mother's Day, being on lockdown with a six and nine year old, matinee sex and more. We also talk about Elliot catching Alison cursing, Owen (O-1) being way too into fitness, and news stories about baby talk and the future of the childcare industry. Plus we take your emails and voicemails! Follow Child...

So much family time! On the one hand, it should be valued and treasured. On the other, Alison is losing her mind. Perhaps you are too? Greg receives some incredible news and learns the meaning of the word "gaslight." And a listener wants to know if she should put her family planning on hold. All this and a baby name quiz! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Gr...

Greg and Alison aren't really in the mood. Is anyone these days? Will there really be a post-pandemic baby boom? Plus news about dwindling driver's license numbers, sharing stress with your kids and a letter from Angelina Jolie whom Greg has met in person under less than ideal circumstances. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow in...

Greg and Alison are joined by LeeAnn Kreischer (Wife of the Party), with an appearance at the top by her husband Bert. They discuss breaking up sibling fights, fighting in general, how LeeAnn went from thinking she never wanted to get married to getting married and having two kids, raising chickens, homeschooling during quarantine and so much more. Plus being in the moment with your family, Greg p...

A caller wants to start a family but she has a middle-aged dog who isn't good around kids. What should she do? Alison and Greg disagree. Plus shingles, puzzles, conversations that everyone can hear and more including five solid ideas for keeping sanity in your family. And some tips on shoplifting.

Alison has a couple bones to pick with a certain someone on this episode! Plus we tackle how the virus has strained marriages but also created very funny situations, discuss news about the effects of stress on sperm, take a quiz to see who's the worse parent and so much more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/greg...

Lockdown is wearing on Greg and Alison but they're trying (with varying levels of success) to stay positive. Also Greg let his daughter shave his head and Alison still feels guilty over an awkward neighborhood exchange. Plus how to celebrate your child's birthday while sheltering in place. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow inst...

Greg and Alison connect from Venice and Burbank, respectively, to talk about sheltering in place and whether it's acceptable to listen in on your spouse's therapy session. Plus news about hospitals requiring women to labor alone, suggestions for creating a plan should you become ill, stock market talk, the silver lining and how to stay positive, voicemails, emails and more.  Follow Childish: twitt...

This week we're talking about being outsmarted by your own kids, the plusses and minuses of team sports, banned baby names, the dangers in letting grandparents watch the kids, spanking and how far too many people still do this, working through anger and so much more. Also we found our oldest listener! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregF...

After discussing the role of hormones on sexuality and how that affects relationships, Alison and Greg are joined by their second intentional guest Christina P of Your Mom's House and Where My Mom's At? They talk about Christina's past as a child performer, a scene study from Greg's theater days, Alison's discomfort with the discussion, cell phone germs, bidets, breeding recklessness, parenting si...

Let go of your perfectionism! Imperfect Greg teaches you how. Plus news about introducing children and pets, reports that say active shooter drills are doing more harm than good, a search for our oldest listener and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen inst...

A mysterious pain is haunting Jimmy's left testicle! We endeavor to get to the bottom of it in this episode featuring our first intentional studio guest. He joins us to recap Valentine's day, discuss being the parent of an only child, talk airplane squabbles, birthstones, catchphrases, McDonald's meal options, financial indiscretions and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com...

If kids under three are free to an amusement park and your kid turned three the day before, would you pay? Greg's answer will surprise you. Plus tax talk that is NOT BORING and will save you money, a discussion of irony, some wedding weather woes, mindfulness around your kids, married sex and so much more.

It's parent-teacher conference time and we have tips. Also, if you run into someone with whom you were once involved do you need to tell your spouse? What are the rules around hanging onto old love letters?  Alison puzzles over the logistics of a steamy story involving fruit, Greg gets stood up at a pier, Alison takes a Tap-robics class, Greg gets nostalgic over his daughter's first job and so muc...