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Greg's at a fancy unnamed hotel in Austin trying to heal after the loss of the queen while Alison's doctor is treating her like a hand puppet. Adam Levine is featured as the douche of the week and we give out advice about hitting puberty late. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitte...

Greg is saving human lives while Alison is trying to exterminate termites. With both boys in school, Alison has taken her first step toward being an empty nester. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! PolicyGenius Comp...

It's been a rough week. Alison took a spill and Greg got soaked. Plus news stories about parents who cross the line with teachers, inspirational Barbies, Hillary Duff's bowels and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Spo...

After revealing a mortifying pet name he'd somehow kept under wraps, Greg tells Alison about an upcoming family visit. Alison hides in a bush as Elliot heads to Kindergarten and a listener calls Greg's bluff. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/ali...

Tom Brady's 250 million is getting in the way of his parenting. It's okay not to breastfeed for two years and the kids are going to bed early. Plus our podcasting war is heating up by cooling down. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Ou...

One of our listeners calls off a fatwa and another has some questions about gambling involving our children. Alison's family is getting over covid and Greg's family is mourning a loss. Plus Sesame Street may have become a sundown town and parents are going wild now that kids are at camp. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instag...

After a few chuckles about Roe v Wade, we take a quiz about what women were allowed to do in 1971. You'd be shocked. Plus Greg has a hot take on The Kardashians and Owen gives Alison a bloody nose. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Ou...

Greg and Alison explode with summer mania, talking about everything from having a goth child to long distance calls from Cuba and going to the beach to watch a drum circle. Plus the Property Brothers, Zooey Deschanel and spanking. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonR...

You can lead Owen to the toilet but you can't make him poop. An update on formula, a debate about team sports, and William and Kate's child is a royal pain in the ass. Plus new pens for Big Al. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lo...

After addressing our most recent school tragedy, we move on to talk about sibling rivalry and give you an update on baby formula. Plus high pressure game nights, a table read, snoring, and one of our Owens has Covid! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram...

Baby formula is in short supply but here's what you can do about it. Also James Van Der Beek's mom may be visiting from the afterlife. Elliot and O2 are chanting some pretty racy things and the Fitzdog is struggling to make summer plans. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/...

Guinness has a new tallest family in the world. Half of parents are still supporting their adult children. Greg has a fan who's nuts for nuts and Alison is fretting about where to send Elliot to school. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonros...

Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts or together, whose side are you on? Plus burnout explorers, an update on Greg's nuts, an email from an almond, traveling with a three year old, Greg's trip to Chicago, your calls and parents against football. And someone is now standing up to pee! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzs...

Are Greg and Alison jealous of each other's phase of parenting? Plus a bill to get rid of the time change, edibles that look like children's candy, fantasy careers, eulogies, Greg's prized cashews and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/aliso...

Bunks beds are threatening Alison's sanity and Greg is living for JoJo's imminent return. People are losing their minds over a mother feeding her baby rare steak and a teacher was fired for reading a book about butts. Will Alison make it to Greg's St. Patrick's Day Show? Place your bets now. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow in...

Owen's first experience with Chinese food is exhilarating. Greg travels around the country visiting his kids and a mom bribes her son to stay off social media. Meanwhile Alison keeps her cool while losing a chunk of hair to a children's toy.   Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitte...

Elliot is a year older, Greg is confused about Valentine's Day and there will be no talk about the Olympics. Plus, why you shouldn't say "be careful" to your kids and a surprising developmental upside to the lockdown. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagra...

Greg and Alison decide to prepare themselves for the apocalypse. Also they discuss their love of showtunes. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Songfinch Go to songfinch.com and use code CHILDISH for $20 off your ow...

Empty nest at Greg's house and an empty toilet at Alison's. Plus a baby boom in the Nordic countries, strife between Kim and Kanye, your calls and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Reel Go to reelpaper.com/c...

Let's see if Greg beat Alison again at last year's predictions. Plus twins born in different years, Greg's empty nest, a voicemail about childhood song parodies and Alison's infirmary. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Spon...

Alison gets a tasty mouthful and Greg heads to Florida on his race to catch Covid. Greg and Alison prepare their predictions, discuss baby talk and debate whether Alison will take mushrooms. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovel...

While Greg is busy night golfing, Owen puts cheek to diaper. That's right: The Childishverse is buzzing with news of Owen's bi-daily movements! Also, noisy toys, ding dong ditch, a truly low low, Ariel from Little Mermaid and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/Alison...

Alison prepares stuffing to go down to OC and Greg pumps up the soccer ball for the big neighborhood tournament. Plus first responder Barbie, how to get your kid to open up to you, a dead body and a quiz of sorts about new math. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRos...

Greg's wife breaks her wrist, Alison launches a new podcast and we discuss the worst smells of our lives. Plus news stories about the social impact of childhood allergies and whether violent video games lead to real life violence. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonR...

Alison causes Greg to have an existential crisis by asking if he deserves to be in the presence of Chris Martin. She takes no responsibility though because 73% of her brain is busy being anxious in advance of a routine surgery. Greg meanwhile may have golfed with the wrong handsome TV star. Plus breaking vaccine news, things you wish your kids didn't find and a voicemail about children's programmi...