Cheap Smut

You might think you've heard the craziest smut imaginable, but you haven't heard us cover Unhinged by Vera Valentine! Katie wanted to surprise Carl this week, and she did not fail in her mission! CONTENT WARNING: stalking, breaking and entering, abduction (off-page), rape (off-page), gun violence, and murder (off-page). Book Description Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer t...

This week we achieve comedy critical mass as we try to tackle Pump Fake by Fiona Davenport! Brady and Talia's relationship may be fake, but our laughter definitely was not! Book Description Brady Summers thought there wasn’t anything he wanted more than the starting quarterback spot for the New York Nighthawks. Then Talia Finch needed him to play fake boyfriend to rescue her from a persistent cree...

Have you ever fantasized about f*cking a seven-foot tall man-spider hybrid after waking up from a deep, cryogenic sleep? If you answered "GOD YES!" to that question, we highly recommend that you listen to this week's episode, wherein we cover Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts. Book Description He’s spent years as a hunter, but now he’s the one ensnared in a creature’s trap. Ketahn did not want a mate. F...

How horny can one get in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? That's the question that Gwendolyn Harper asks in Bloody Sunrise , and since you already know the gist of this show, you already know the answer to that question: very! Book Synopsis: Caitlin Meadows thought the worst part of her business trip would be the airport hassles and her overly chatty seatmate. However, when her plane is shot down...

This week's little slice of smut is Greedy by Rhianna Burwell! Remember how the characters in last week's episode couldn't decide if they wanted to f*ck or not? This week's characters have no such issues, and Katie and Carl are here for it! Want to say hi? Email us: cheapsmutpod@gmail.com CONTENT WARNING: f*ckboi being a f*uckboi. Author's Goodreads Profile Our Linktree Music: "Nostalgia" by Makai...

This week we're going on quite possibly the wildest ride yet as we read Stepbrother Summer by Olivia T. Turner. This book will make you believe that two twenty-something virgins/step-siblings can fall in love in 90 pages or less! CONTENT WARNING: rich people being rich in the Hamptons. Author's Website: www.oliviatturner.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats f...

Katie and Carl wrap up their two-part dive into Emmy Sanders' Courageous Hearts . Things are getting real for Bo and Jameson now as they head deep into the heart of Texas and face down some demons from Bo's past. Oh, and they f*ck. This is Cheap Smut, after all. Author's Website: https://www.emmysanders.com/ Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.o...

Katie and Carl are back and ready to get smutty with this week's offering, Courageous Hearts by Emmy Sanders. Join us as we knock off the podcasting rust, make questionable math decisions, and tell the tale of Bo, an enby cabaret performer who falls for Jameson Wright, the hot new bartender at Gertie's Cabaret. CONTENT WARNING: homophobia, misgendering and deadnaming of a main character, discussio...

Get out the good headphones because this week Katie is taking us through the voice-kinky world of Glitch by Briana Michaels! If you're a horny audiophile who's been on the fence about giving this show a shot, this may be the episode for you. CONTENT WARNING: abusive relationships, stalking, revenge porn, non-consensual filming, and physical violence. Author's Website: https://www.brianamichaels.co...

Our epic dive into Opal Reyne's A Soul to Keep comes to a conclusion this week, and you are gonna want to hear this one! We issue our first "c*ck correction," ponder immortality, and question the finer details of magically rearranging one's guts. CONTENT WARNING: abduction and captivity, depictions of abusive relationships, death of a major character. Author's Website: opalreyne.com Our Linktree:...

This week we've got part two of our dive into Opal Reyne's A Soul to Keep , and the episode has all of the earmarks of a classic Cheap Smut episode! A cold open? Check! Weird dicks? Check! Katie getting weirded out by the heightened senses of our monstrous MMC? Check! CONTENT WARNING: religious trauma, abuse, gore, monsters. Author's website: opalreyne.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Musi...

This week we're diving into our first listener recommendation with Opal Reyne's A Soul to Keep . In this first installment we discuss the nascent days of Reia and Orpheus' relationship, which is still in the "developing" phase after ten chapters, so this is definitely going to be a sloooooow burner! CONTENT WARNING (book): religious trauma, abuse, gore, monsters. CONTENT WARNING (episode): discuss...

Katie and Carl get cozy this week with The Dalwick Demon by Ashley Bennett, but don't get too cozy, because we've got a "weird dick" sighting! When Iris gets tossed into a cave for the "crime" of being a sex worker, she has no idea that she has landed in the home of a sexy, diphallic demon! CONTENT WARNING: mentions of physical and sexual assault, mentions of physical assault of a sex worker, ment...

Katie takes in some smutty comfort food for her soul this week and presents her favorite smutty book of all time, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs by Molly Harper! Come for the sexy vampire fun, stay to hear Carl be what can only be described as "sweetly confused." CONTENT WARNING: gun violence, the death and rebirth of a major character, animals in peril, vapirism. Author's website: https://www.mollyh...

This week, Katie and Carl partake in the dark Sapphic romance The Fae Queen's Captive by Sierra Simone. Tune in and decide for yourself if running away to the fae realm would be worth leaving [gestures broadly at our on-fire planet] behind. CONTENT WARNING: violence, murder of bad people, captivity, blood, explicit sex, graphic descriptions of hunting, intoxication, and uneven power dynamics. Auth...

On this week's episode, Katie and Carl gracefully glide through the sexy hockey romance that is Iced Out by CE Ricci. Join them as they discuss the concept of competitive c**ksucking, and whether or not these dudes are gonna fight or f**k already JEEZ! CONTENT WARNING: physical violence, "hate f**king." Author's website: https://authorcericci.com Our Linktree: linktree.com/cheapsmut Music: "Nostal...

For this week's episode, Katie regales Carl with the sexy science-fiction romp that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon, the first book in her sprawling Ice Planet Barbarians series. CONTENT WARNING: graphic descriptions of sexual assault, forced abortion, parasites, sex with non-human life forms, depictions of survival in harsh conditions. Author's website: https://rubydixon.com/wordpress/ Our...

In this week's episode, Katie and Carl lament their "lost episode" and take a trip through The Vampire in the Bookstore by Elle M. Drew! Come along as we ponder the mechanics of becoming a vampire, discuss Roman naming conventions, and ask the hard-hitting questions, like "Do vampires ejaculate?" CONTENT WARNING: stalking, blood play, choking, age gap, biting kink, pain kink. Author's Website: ell...

It's a real bummer of a week here at Smutco Industries. Due to a recording mishap, we only captured audio on the laptop microphone and not on our studio mics. As a result, the entire episode sounds like a Zoom call, and no one wants to hear that, so we will not be releasing an episode this week. If this episode description doesn't explain it well enough, take a listen to the mini-episode! ★ Suppor...

During this week's episode, Katie mentioned a Reddit thread entitled "I’ve read 46 Jessa Kane Novellas in the past 2 weeks. Here’s what I’ve learned" from Redditor u/katierose295. We decided to dive into that post and man, are we ever glad that we did! Join us as Katie walks us through the ten things everyone should know before dipping their toes into the deep pool that is Jessa Kane's work. Autho...

Katie and Carl celebrate the start of the Major League Baseball season by taking on The Pitcher's Assistant by Jessa Kane. To mark the occasion, they're joined by special guest Matt Coggins, a designer and entertainer who, along with Carl, co-hosts Put Me In, Coach! , a podcast by and for baseball fans. CONTENT WARNING: daddy kink, spanking, and discussions of toxic behavior. Author's website: jes...

Join Katie and Carl as they cackle through the hilarious and sweet second half of Inked by Rachel Rener! CONTENT WARNING: bodily autonomy, consent. Author's Website: www.thelightningconjurer.com Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.com ★ Support this podcast ★

This week, Katie guides us through the fantasy romance novel Inked by Rachel Rener! It's not quite as smutty as our usual fare, but it is a blast nevertheless! CONTENT WARNING: bodily autonomy, consent. Author's Website: thelightningconjurer.com Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast ★

We're back with part two of our dive into Baby + the Late Night Howlers! If you're as excited as Carl is to hear who's gonna bite Baby first, drop whatever it is you're doing and listen! CONTENT WARNING: human trafficking, emotional and physical abuse, and gun violence. Author's website: www.kathrynmoon.com Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.com ★ Support this podcast ★

This week Katie gives Carl a crash course in the A/B/O (alpha/beta/omega) subgenre and walks him through the early chapters of Baby + and the Late Night Howlers! CONTENT WARNING: human trafficking, physical and emotional abuse, and gun violence. Author's Website: www.kathrynmoon.com Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats www.freemusicarchive.com ★ Support this podcast ★