Character Debates

On this week's episode, we have comedians talking about comedy on a podcast! That's right! How original! Listen as the jokes fly when a Christian comedian who only tells jokes about fruit debates a dirty shock comic on if Standup Comedy should be clean! In this one, they argue about the merits of stool humping, cursing to sell weak jokes, and why kids are the dumbest audiences you can entertain. A...

In a Character Debates episode that should be turned into a movie, Disney CEO Bob Iger debates a starving out of work actor on if actors are overpaid!   In this one, they discuss if actors should be paid appropriately for auditions, background work, and when they have sex with producers for roles! All judged by cult film directopr David Lynch!   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Bob Iger: Jason Salmon...

In another episode of us getting whoever the hell we want, the great Al Pacino joins us as he goes Scarface on a concerned parent who thinks that he shouldn't have kids! Listen to them disagree on putting kids in the dryer, wearing black clothing, and raising kids on coupons. All judged by a 65 year old sleepy guy who doesn't know if he should have kids! Moderator: Michael Harrison Alexis: Liz Gla...

Let's fire up another sexy episode! Character Debates is back to talk about One Night Stands! Join us as a woman who enjoys the pleasures of flesh debates a heartbroken guy she slept with once! Emotions are at an all time high as they argue over pet ferrets, nipple play, and fisting on a first date! All judged by a guy who prefers 3 night stands! Moderator: Michael Harrison Miss Atlantis: Chanel A...

Character Debates has another hilariously entertaining episode this week as we tackle the classic argument of what is better, books or movies! This one features a sassy movie geek arguing with a bookworm whose literary addiction has made him unemployable. They discuss all the major talking points including paper cuts, the impossibility of reading and eating, and why movies endanger old men! All ju...

Character Debates starts off the 3rd season hot as we have none other than Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy debating a Spoiled American on Should the Ukraine Forfeit the war?  Featuring NYC Podcast comedy greats Robbie Goodwin and Chris Faga, we discuss Zelensky's standup comedy prospects, how the Ukrainian war really started, and if Putin is rehirable if he loses the war! All judged by an...

It's the final episode of the second season and we're going Greek! Tik Tok star Maria Constantellis joins us to wage a verbal argument with a new age father who thinks that Greek parents are too strict! Find out for yourself if Greek parents need to be more nurturing as we discuss such topics as overfeeding your children, how you can't catch COVID in church and Maria's arch enemy Toula!(That Bish!...

Lots of students have made their decision on what they're doing after high school, and for those who haven't, we got an episode for you!!! This week, we're debating if kids should go to a Trades school. Hit play and learn as an eloquent Harvard recruiter mentally challenges the Dean of "I'm a Smart Boy Trades School" on where the brightest should go! In this one, they discuss a variety of importan...

Character Debates made it to the 50th episode and it's a big one!!!! To celebrate, we got Tom Holland's bleeding heart Spider-man debating the punitive Batman on what is the best way to rehabilitate super villains!   Listen to these valiant heroes discuss punching the mentally ill, joking while in combat and house arrest in your friends condo!! All judged by the nefarious Professor Pickles!!!   Mo...

Character Debates is leading the charge this week as we discuss if rhinos should be pets! This episode gets wild as a cat owner fights to remove an Alabama man's treasured pet rhino from his neighborhood. Listen to their ethical arguments about sulfur farts, White Rhino Privilege, and the birth of a unicorn! All judged by a secretive neighbor who owns a pet Billy Goat! Moderator: Michael Harrison...

Hey love freaks! Character Debates has another taboo episode this week as Leonardo Dicaprio stops in to debate if older guys should exclusively date women 25 years and younger!   Watch the intensity as he spars with an age appropriate dater about virtual reality porn, old men having kids, and going on dates at Chiles! All judged by a guy who won the lottery and is thinking of leaving his wife for...

To our devout listeners, we present a spiritual debate this week as we decide if Scientology is the One True Religion! That's right! Join us as a money hungry Scientologist unloads on a cult leader who believes that cereal mascots have all of the answers! Featuring the brilliant Matthew Broussard and Jason Salmon!   You will definitely be enlightened as we discuss such religious privileges as tax...

This week, Character Debates dishes out an extremely exciting episode about a really dull sport! Listen to PGA champion Rory McIlroy debate a diehard sports fan on if Golf is the Boringest Sport in the World?  Catch the passionate hysteria as they discuss trash talking, ball dimples, and how many alligators each course should have! All judged by a Scottish sports announcer from a public access cha...

Are humans becoming obsolete in the workforce? We here at Character Debates ponder this as we try to decide if robots should take over all customer service jobs! Featuring one of the stars of Showtime's "Flatbush Misdemeanors", Kareem Green! Listen to a Wal-Mart cashier fight for the job he loves against a murderous robot as they discuss robbery prevention, co-workers who don't keep the toilet sea...

Oscar season is upon us and we are rolling out the red carpet for another epic debate! Listen to us as we welcome 3 time academy Award winning actor Jack Nicholson as he debates a nurse on do Actors Deserve Awards?! Featuring Tonight show and Comedy Central presents veteran MYQ Kaplan!   In this one, we discuss Jack's sister-mother, did One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest stigmatize nurses, and if Mich...

An angry parent fights with his son's alcoholic teacher this week on Character Debates! Featuring the super hilarious Erin Maguire and Luke Thayer! Get ready for lots of yelling as they cover how much the teacher hates Zack, how much the father hates the teacher, and how much they both hate the school board! All judged by a principal who is great at damage control! Moderator: Michael Harrison Nora...

If you're looking for a podcast episode to commit too, we have just what you're looking for this week as we debate if all marriages should be arranged! Listen to a 5-time divorcee beg for arranged marriages to be normalized against a man who is in a miserable one! Listen as they discuss if it is forced slavery, why parents can choose a mate better, and what getting divorced 5 times is like. All ju...

Turn off your computers and listen in as we fiercly debate if the elderly should be allowed on social media! Famed influencer Tik Tok Dad argues against his son Chase on such topics as viral enema videos, cyberbullying, and IHOP waitress sexual harassment! All judged by the owner and proprietor of the Saggy Nuts retirement home! Moderator: Michael Harrison Chase Valentine: Che Durena Tik Tok Dad:...

We here at the podcast think the best way to kick off the new year is by picking apart last year. That's what we have done this week as we welcome Russian President Vladimir Putin and an American Pro-lifer to debate if 2022 sucked! In this retrospective debate, we talk about why God hit Florida with a hurricane, Russia's war with rainbows, and Putin's secret relationship with Queen Elizabeth II. A...

In honor of the holidays, Character Debates has decided to have a special family themed episode where we debate if straight people should be allowed to adopt children! Join us as we pit a hokey straight guy against the owner of an orphanage that solely allows the LGTBQ+ community to adopt. Listen to them clash about straight people discrimination, being raised by wolverines, and having straight bu...

Character Debates is getting on the body positivity movement this week as we explore skinny shaming! Listen to Twiggy debate the plight of a thin man with a 950 lb. guy who hates skinny people! This episode has alot of meat as we discuss chef's feelings, bony hugs, and Brandon Frasier! All judged by professional body shamer and fitness instructor, Chad Childings! Moderator: Michael Harrison Twiggy...

Is 3 months long enough to respect the dead? Character Debates thinks so and that is why they have brought the ghost of Queen Elizabeth II back from the beyond to argue if monarchies are necessary with Irish Soccer fan Shane O' Ferguson! Listen to this royal rumble as they debate colonization, getting 2 birthdays, and why the Queen owns all of the whales in Britain. Judged by Tarzan, King of the J...

Character Debates is back with a hot and steamy episode as we discuss if Lust should be one of the 7 Deadly Sins!!! Join sex addict Johnny Durango as he argues with 53 year old Virgin, Spencer Spellman!   Watch them verbally spar over public erections, bodyspray marketing, and lying to sleep with people. All judged by old school mobster Baby Feet Benson.   Moderator: Michael Harrison Johnny Durang...

Alright Halloween freaks! Character Debates is tackling one of the biggest holiday human rights issues in the world...and that is should adults be allowed to Trick or Treat! Treat your ears as the sweet-toothed Spaz fast talks his argument against Halloween purist Jack Samhain! In this bewitched episode, they discuss candy hangovers,making diabetics do their part, and choco-lobster thieves! All ju...

Characters Debates isn't playing around with this one as we answer once and for all if Barbie is a good role model! Hear the best-selling feminist doll's side as she argues with the GI Joe action figure Duke! In this one, they reveal how Barbie handles so many jobs, what her feud with Saudi Arabi was about, and Duke's highly guarded personal life! All judged by an Optimus Prime Transformer toy. Mo...