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It's time for another yearly mandated clown episode! This time, we look at JoJo's Circus, a Playhouse Disney show that not only isn't on Disney+, but was somehow lost media for a period! In this episode, JoJo's teacher gets married to Clown Erik Estrada and accidentally scars his daughter emotionally in the process! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Andy HG and...

Jen Seggio returns to the show to discuss Cinderelmo, the 1999 Sesame Street retelling of Cinderelmo that aired on FOX! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show theme by AndyHG and Tyler Green Show logo by Marissa Thorburn

Ain't no rule that says a dragon puppet can't tell the weather! There, we got that out of our system. Tony Goldmark returns to talk about "Scorch", the short-lived CBS sitcom featuring Ronn Lucas's lovable(?) dragon pal who becomes a New Haven weatherman's sidekick. Yes, really. --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Andy HG and Tyler Green

To kick of our holiday festivities, we find ourselves in the puppet-infested town of Weinerville to discuss their 1995 Chaunkah special featuring Kevin Nash, Buster Poindexter, and Schemer from Shining Time Station as an alien dictator! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Andy HG and Tyler Green Please consider donating to Doctors Without Borders:  

In a belated Halloween episode, we look back at Saban's ill-fated attempt at adapting The Addams Family, in which the titular family crashes a posh family reunion and uncovers a secret murder plot. Featuring Tim Curry giving a spot-on performance in the wrong movie, a reformed RJ Fletcher, and a certain No Escape cowboy gone rogue... --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show theme by Tyler Green and Andy HG...

Marissa Thorburn returns once again to go on a deep-sea McVoyage with everybody's favorite Hamburger clown Ronald McDonald, as we discuss the Klasky Csupo produced direct-to-video series "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald", which were exclusively sold at McDonalds! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show theme by AndyHG and Tyler Green Show logo by Marissa Thorburn

Charlotte Driftwood and Ray return to the show as we jump down the rabbit hole (or warp pipe, in this case) of The Super Mario Bros Super Show and their surreal live action segments! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show theme by Andy HG and Tyler Green Show logo by Marissa Thorburn

In honor of it's 25th anniversary, Chandler Desrochers and first time guest RhapsodyBlueVA join us to look back at Thomas the Tank Engine's first theatrical outing, which finally links the lovable engine and Shining Time Station together...somewhat. What will we have to say about this movie and it's infamous production history? Listen and find out! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show theme by AndyHG a...

Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyra return to the show to discuss Tony Hawk's first feature-length movie, the Funimation produced "Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage". A direct-to-video film featuring grossout humor and surprisingly little Tony Hawk. Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Andy HG and Tyler Green

In the second part of our look back at the 2005 Walt Disney World planning video, Tyler sits down with actor and comedian David Wilk, best known as the guide to all things relaxation in the resort, to discuss his involvement with the video and share some fun anecdotes! --- Edited by Tyler Green Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Andy HG and Tyler Green

Just in time for Disneyland's 70th anniversary, theme park designer Dave Cobb joins us on a trip back to 2005 to discuss a Walt Disney World resort planning DVD featuring 4 exciting hosts that take us on a journey around the parks during "The Happiest Celebration On Earth" --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by AndyHG and TylerFG

We return from an unexpected hiatus and to the world of No Escape to share our thoughts on "Barney's World", the long awaited (by us) reboot, and it's first 30-minute episode, which just so happens to be Baby Bop centric. What will we have to say about this new take on the nostalgic dinos we know and tolerate? Listen and find out! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn (and Tyler...

At long last, the day is finally here: somehow, we reached 100 episodes! And what better way to celebrate it than doing the impossible: trying to make an already funny movie even funnier. Guest Bryant Langmuir joins us as we look at "Death to Smoochy", the Danny Devito directed deconstruction of a certain purple bastard's legacy starring Robin Williams and Edward Norton! --- Edited by Jacob Miller...

Do what you want, cause a pirate is free! This week we finally look at LazyTown and one of the episodes that helped propel the show into the memetic legend that it is today. --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by AndyHG and Tyler Green

We're back in action for 2025, and what better way to avoid thinking about the hellscape surrounding us than to travel back to a better time when Ashley Tisdale was one of our favorite it-girls, Kevin Pollak was finding steady character actor work, and LG flip phones were somehow still all the rage? The 2008 film "Picture This" has all these things and more! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by...

Winter has arrived and so has returning guest Ryan Hipp as he braves the storm with us to discuss the beloved Michael Keaton vehicle "Jack Frost" and make the case that it's...actually pretty good?! Hear us discuss our bizarre (but arguably justifiable) childhood fears, mediocre re-records of classic rock songs, and of course, THE JACK FROST BAND!!! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa...

The Christmas season is upon us yet again, and what better way to celebrate than extending No Escape November to discuss one of the purple bastard's many run-ins with Santa Claus in "Barney's Night Before Christmas" --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by Jacob Martin Please consider donating to The Trevor Project

The last week of "No Escape November" is upon us and we're joined by none other than Teerific Tributes for a trip to the Land of Make Believe with Barney and co. And by the Land of Make Believe, we mean various spots at Universal Studios Florida that also double for fantastical set design. Hear us discuss everybody's favorite shitty magician Maynard, a wild card crossover that you wouldn't believe...

It's week 3 of No Escape November and our favorite Barney Buddy Marissa Thorburn joins us once again to look back at where it all started with Barney's very first home video! Join us, Sandy Duncan, and a slightly anemic iteration of everyone's favorite purple bastard as he puts on a backyard show that reaches mediocrity at best! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Theme by Jac...

No Escape November continues as Barney expert Kerron Stark (Spots of Love Podcast, Barney History Fans) joins us to pay tribute to the one and only Stella the Storyteller as we discuss the 1996 home video "Barney's Once Upon a Time"! Hear us uncover Baby Bop's bloodlust, make plenty of Muppet Classic Theater references, and discuss what could very well be the best song from a Barney tape. --- Edit...

No Escape November (AKA The Month Of No Escape) kicks off with a visit from guest Gillian Quigley to discuss the 2000 tape "Come On Over to Barney's House" Join us as we explore the underwhelming labyrinth of Barney's home, with the help of some shoddy CGI and conveniently obscured fairy tale characters! --- Edited by Diego Laćamara Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Theme by Jacob Martin

Funeral KRT comes to a close this year as we look back on Casper's second live-action film, "Casper: A Spirited Beginning"! Featuring James Earl Jones putting his all into a glorified cameo, Steve Gutenberg putting too little into a lead role, and several iconic comedians having their talent wasted in bit parts! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by AndyHG and Tyle...

Funeral KRT makes another haunting return as we venture into the wicked world of Lifetime movies with "Daddy's Perfect Little Girl". A film that features many horrors including boomers writing films with a weak understanding of how children work, lazy moral panic, and ADVENTURE CAMP! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show logo by Marissa Thorburn Show theme by AndyHG and Tyler Green

In this episode, we venture into the Whoniverse with guest Marc Aquino as we discuss The Sarah Jane Adventures, a Doctor Who spin off starring former companion Elisabeth Sladen. In this episode, Sarah Jane and co. battle the titular clown who also happens to be a fairy tale character who came from an asteroid. Yes, really. And yes, there may or may not be several It comparisons. --- Edited by Jaco...

We're back from an unexpected hiatus and return to Elwood City with our pal Ryan Walterson to discuss a special from Arthur's later years. How do we feel about the flash animation and this episode's attempt at a joint "Where the Wild Things Are" parody and time travel episode? Will our childhoods be RUINED FOREVER???? Listen and find out! --- Edited by Jacob Miller Show Logo by Marissa Thorburn Th...